Ex Ohio State President: Damn Those Riots Were Bad, God I Need Sex

Ohio State…known for Woody Hays, ESPN’s newest Big East tool Kirk Herbstreit, getting their asses handed to them in two national championship games in separate sports by Florida in the same year and of course they know how to throw a great riot. Well it seems an ex-president, in a job interview of all things, has spoken out about the 2002 riots that basically says the Ohio State student population are really looters, thugs & closet West Virginia fans.

“A former Ohio State University president who cracked down on game-day behavior during her tenure at the school lambasted Buckeyes fans in a recent job interview, saying they looked for any excuse to riot.

“When you win a game, you riot. When you lose a game, you riot. When spring comes, you riot. African-American Heritage Festival weekend, you riot, Karen Holbrook said last week during a videotaped interview for the president’s job at Florida Gulf Coast University.”

*She went on further to say “when a freshman girl has just swallowed for the first time, you riot, when I had an orgasm I rioted, of course I haven’t rioted in a very very very long time.”

“She told officials there that she confronted a culture of rioting when she arrived at Ohio State in 2002 and that she witnessed people doing “disgusting things, unbelievable things” on a videotape she ordered made after the Ohio State-Michigan game that year.

“They think it’s fun to flip cars, to really have absolute drunken orgies. … I don’t want to be at a place that has this kind of culture as a norm,” she said.

*She elaborated “I mean if I can’t have a flipping orgasm Molly McFatty Skank isn’t going to participate in a orgy. Sorry honey Mommy still loves you.”

“After her comments, released by the Florida university, got back to Ohio and the 52,000-student university, she softened her tone, noting that her negative remarks represented five minutes out of 10 hours of talks with officials of the Florida school, much of which focused on Ohio State’s positives.

“People have ignored every other wonderful thing about a great institution that I bragged about, and that is what concerns me,” Holbrook said Thursday from her Florida home.”

Notice how she pulled a Saban there? Nice…

“Holbrook said she was barraged with complaints after she led a crackdown on tailgating and game-day behavior after 2002 riots made national news.

“They said, ‘You’re a goodie two-shoes. You don’t understand what it is to be a Buckeye,’” she said. “Maybe that’s true, but I didn’t think this great university deserved the black eye to its reputation for this kind of behavior.”

*”She continued by saying “Then my husband called me a frigid bitch in between doing Jager bombs of the ass of a cheerleader. That bastard. He said lighten up live a little, he ran off with a drama major, can you imagine a damn drama major”

“Holbrook oversaw a crackdown on tailgating and game-day behavior after 2002 riots made national news. She retired in June with a $250,000 exit bonus, then applied for the Florida Gulf Coast job this month. Holbrook later withdrew from consideration for the Florida job.”

By retired I believe they mean “fired” & by exit bonus I think it’s also called a “severance package”.

 

Let’s Riot Bitches!!!

So I profess on this day 8/31/07.

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