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South Florida: Hey Auburn Click Clack This Bitch.

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on September 9, 2007

The end is near…thanks Auburn. I wish that letter I posted from the SEC commissioner was real. Then Auburn would no longer be considered a SEC team. The religion known as SEC football is in mourning tonight, because War damn we really suck now Eagle Auburn lost to the Bulls of South Florida, at home in overtime. South Florida is a 2nd tier unranked Big East team. A 2nd tier unranked Big East team? Fuck.

“Jessie Hester caught a 14-yard touchdown pass from Matt Grothe to lift South Florida to a 26-23 overtime win over No. 17 Auburn Saturday night, another impressive upset for the Bulls.

Auburn freshman Wes Byrum made a 39-yard field goal to start overtime and then Grothe took over. He ran three times, including a sneak on fourth-and-1. Then, on the next play he hit Hester behind the defense for the game-winner.

The Tigers (2-0) committed five turnovers, but the Bulls couldn’t turn any of them into points. Grothe made sure they didn’t have to turn to struggling kicker Delbert Alvarado in overtime. He had missed four attempts in the second half.”

First of all the Tigers are 1-1 not 2-0, the writer must have went to school at Ole Miss. South Florida had four missed field goals and still won? Just how bad does this Auburn team suck? I watched the game, it was a lot better than the Tragedy Bowl of 2007 on ESPN, however I thought both teams look extremely sloppy. The bigger story is the fact Auburn was neutered by a Big East team at home. This is the first time in five tries against SEC teams that the Bulls have been able to keep up much less win. I thought Notre Dame and Meechigan was bad, shit I was wrong. I normally pull for Auburn in the Iron Bowl, not anymore, Roll fucking Tide all over Auburn.

So I profess on this day 9/9/07.

tTt

2 Responses to “South Florida: Hey Auburn Click Clack This Bitch.”

  1. ROLL TIDE said

    Not all of the SEC is in mourning. Alabama is celebrating!!!!

  2. I mourn when any SEC team loses to a non-SEC opponent, except Ole Miss & Miss. State, those two couldn’t beat shit.

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