I’m Sure the Knicks Fans Will Respond Positively to the Latest Chapter in the Isiah Thomas Opera.

Since this summer has been filled with stories of pathetic scum sucking, dog killing Michael Vick, retarded Pac Man Jones & Barry Bonds with his twenty-two inch “pythons”, it seems everyone has overlooked the Sexual-Harassment Case involving Isiah “Yes I kissed Magic Johnson on the Lips” Thomas & Anucha “Look at her the Bitch is Lying” Sanders. Well, guess what kiddos I didn’t overlook it, in fact I would have posted this yesterday but I was lazy and I couldn’t find anything else to make fun of write about. Anywho the trial started yesterday, and I promise from the looks of this one, it’s going to give me a lot of things to ridicule get very ugly before it’s over. It’s hard to believe this case even exists, Thomas was rumored to be seeing Tyra Banks, but everyone knows he has mad love for Dennis Rodman, or as Isiah likes to call him, his little glow worm.

“The potentially incendiary sexual harassment trial of Isiah Thomas, the Knicks’ coach and president for basketball operations, begins today in Manhattan federal court, three weeks before the team opens training camp.

The allegations against Thomas made by Anucha Browne Sanders, a former senior vice president for the team, are salacious and likely to preoccupy the news media because of his celebrity and his mixed record running the Knicks.

James L. Dolan, the chairman of Madison Square Garden, who fired Sanders, and the Garden are also named as defendants.

Browne Sanders, 44, accuses Thomas, 46, of making unwanted sexual advances toward her and cursing her with derisive street language, both of which he denies.

In her deposition, Browne Sanders contended that Thomas asked her to go “off-site” for private time and hugged her inappropriately.

“I didn’t say that he loved me,” she said. “He said he was in love with me.”

Oooohhh good stuff off the bat let’s see what else the deposition says. and don’t sue me for winking either!

“Did you believe him?” one of Thomas’s lawyers asked.

“Didn’t know what to think, I mean yeah I’m hot in a Miss Piggy sort of way.” she said.

“There’s a chance that he meant it, in your mind?” the lawyer asked.

“He could have,” she answered. “I am not a psychoanalyst. Cracker ass motherfucker.“

In his deposition, Thomas was asked if he found Browne Sanders attractive.

After laughing for several minutes and after waiting another several minutes so he could compose himself Thomas stated “I’m not attracted to her, no,” he said, adding that he never told anyone during an open Knicks practice in 2005 that he found it hard to concentrate around her because of her looks.

“No,” he said, “I’ve never said that. But damn I thunk it though I mean shit look her…it…whatever.”

One of her lawyers asked him, “Did you ever refer to Ms. Sanders as a ho?”

“Please,” Thomas said. “No. Come on. Look at her, she’s to ugly to be ho’ing around.”

Whoa…shit…Isiah has a pit bull looking loony on his hands.

“In court papers, Browne Sanders said that her complaints about Thomas’s behavior were not taken seriously and that the Garden retaliated by firing her in January 2006.

Thomas and Dolan have countered that Browne Sanders, could not adjust to working with Thomas after his hiring in late 2003. They also said that her performance dropped off significantly after she was given additional responsibilities in 2005 and that she concocted the sexual-harassment accusations when she felt that her job, which paid more than $200,000 a year, and bonuses, was in jeopardy.

The Garden said Browne Sanders’s lawyers had demanded $6.5 million to avoid a trial and that it proposed severance worth $300,000. She is suing Thomas, Dolan and the Garden for damages of $9.6 million.”

First they purpose 6.5 million, but yet sue for 9.6 million…yeah…I’m sure the public will not perceive her or her lawyers as greedy. Who the fuck does this woman think she is? Brady Quinn? But it gets even better. Oh joy!!!

“Depositions from Dolan; Hank J. Ratner, the Garden’s vice chairman; and Barry Watkins, its chief spokesman, seek to establish that Browne Sanders could not handle the budgeting aspect of her job and could not adapt to the way the company did its business.

“I really felt that there was that disconnect that, you know, she wasn’t getting it,” Ratner said. He added, “She didn’t have, I think, the real financial skills needed, and she was very territorial. And stupid…I mean I kept saying look bitch no matter how many times you try it 4+4=8 every time. God she was an idiot.”

In his deposition, Dolan said that she “could have continued on doing her job” if she had not disrupted the Garden’s investigation by asking other employees to recall incidents that would build her case, an activity she said was legitimate. Browne Sanders said a subordinate told her of vile comments by the Knicks’ Stephon Marbury that she said were influenced by Thomas’s attitude to her.

Dolan said that Browne Sanders’s “tampering” was the “last straw” that “led me to the conclusion that her employment at the company was over with. Plus this really hot chick from Starbucks would be more pleasing to my…uh eyes”

Stephon “I support Michael Vick” Marbury? Oh he would never say anything vile… From the outside looking in I highly doubt Thomas did anything wrong, but I do think Madison Square Garden fired her because of the complaints, and that’s wrong even if they are unfounded. Court TV better make a movie about this one. That’s all I’m saying.

So I profess on this day 9/11/07.

tTt