The Goldman Family is Looking to take OJ’s “Stolen” Property.

If I didn’t know better, I would think Fred Goldman just loves to fuck with OJ Slasher Simpson. While OJ remains in jail awaiting a rather laughable bond hearing, the attorneys for Mr. Goldman are working feverishly to legally take OJ’s sports memorabilia, that OJ claims was stolen from him. Damn “the man” is always fucking with the Juice.

“If the Goldman family has its way, it may soon own the sports memorabilia O.J. Simpson is accused of committing armed robbery to recover for himself. One man charged along with the former football star said Tuesday that the Las Vegas hotel room dispute seemed like a setup.

Walter Alexander, 46, said Simpson may have been tricked because the memorabilia dealer who tipped him off also recorded everything on tape.

“It sounds like a setup to me,” Alexander told ABC’s “Good Morning America” on Tuesday. He said Simpson had thought the memorabilia belonged to him after getting a call from the dealer.

“He did believe that he was going to retrieve his own property,” Alexander said.”

Let’s pretend and say this was a setup, that doesn’t give OJ the right to pretend he’s Cooke from Arnold Schwengers’ B-Rated movie “Commando”. He doesn’t have the biceps for it. Normal people would rather call the police and let them do their job. Oh wait I forgot, OJ isn’t normal, & he doesn’t have a good track record with the Po Po.

“Simpson was being held without bail Tuesday in Clark County Detention Center on six felonies, including two counts of robbery with use of a deadly weapon.

Witnesses and authorities have said that they don’t believe Simpson had a gun but that some of the men with him did. If convicted, Simpson could receive up to 30 years in state prison on each robbery count.”

Thirty years? Wow, what happens in Vegas really does stay in Vegas, except for my slutty neighbors mouth herpes.

“David Cook, an attorney for Goldman’s father, Fred Goldman, said he believed Nevada authorities would turn over the items with a court order after Simpson’s criminal case finishes. The items include Simpson’s Hall of Fame certificate, a gold Rolex watch and the suit Simpson wore on the day he was acquitted, Cook said.

“Assuming that this case is resolved one way or another, at the end of the case, the stuff will never go back to Mr. Simpson,” Cook vowed. “He’s going to walk out of Clark County empty-handed.”

Another man suspected in the alleged heist surrendered Monday. Clarence Stewart, 53, of Las Vegas, lived at one of the residences that police searched early Sunday to recover some of the memorabilia.

Stewart turned over some of the missing goods, including footballs bearing autographs, police said. He was being held on six felony charges, including robbery with a deadly weapon and two counts of assault with a deadly weapon.

A fourth man, Tom Scotto, was questioned and cleared of suspicion after police concluded he was not in the room, reducing the number of outstanding suspects to two, police said. Both were apparently seeking attorneys and preparing to surrender, police said.

Alexander, who faces charges almost identical to Simpson’s, said he went to Las Vegas for a wedding and not to see Simpson. “I just happened to get caught up in a bad situation,” he told ABC’s “Good Morning America.”

On a serious note here I feel for Mr. Goldman, but he is letting all the bitterness and hate he has for OJ (and rightfully so) consume his life. Nothing is going to bring his son back. I understand his anger, but is OJ Simpson worth destroying your life over just to prove a point? OJ proves that point for you everyday.

Now back to ridiculing OJ. Seeing that Stewart and Scott were already talking to attorneys and planning to surrender, one can believe someone will roll on OJ. Goody! If OJ finally goes to jail, I get to call him “Jailbird Juice”, and no you can’t use it!! I’m in the process of having that term copy written

“Simpson’s arraignment was set for Wednesday. Yale Galanter, Simpson’s lawyer, said he was preparing a bond motion and will ask for Simpson’s release on his own recognizance.

“If it was anyone other than O.J. Simpson, he would have been released by now,” he said.

“You can’t rob something that is yours,” Galanter said. “O.J. said, ‘You’ve got stolen property. Either you return it or I call the police.”

Wait, released on his own recognizance? Bahahaha, Yale you’re an idiot. I agree if it was anyone but OJ they might have been released by now, but OJ is a proven flight risk. Remember that little chase involving a white Bronco?

According to this tape, I didn’t hear OJ say anything about the police. What I heard is bleep followed by bleep and “Don’t let anyone out this room”. Technically holding someone against their will is a form of kidnapping. I hope the prosecutor tacks that charge on as well.

So I profess on this day 9/18/07.

tTt