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Newest Name In the LSU Rumor Mill…Steve Spurrier???

Posted by Joel on November 29, 2007

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Here I am, enjoying a day off of work and on my way back from Christmas shopping with my daughter, and one of the local sports stations here in Houston were talking about possible coaches to LSU should (when) Les Miles leaves for Michigan. One name that they were discussing were current South Carolina (and Thomas the Terrible’s favorite coach) Steve Spurrier.

This could not be true right??? No, of course not. So in an effort of fine “journalism”, I had to do research as soon as I got home, preferably from another news source, because after all, we would not be true “bloggers” if we just threw turds against the wall until something stuck. Well, according to Carl DuBois of The Advocate, Spurrier’s name has been thrown around as a possible replacement. Apparently, this rumor has been floating around the bayou for a few days.

Pros: With the rich talent base in the state of Louisiana, coupled with the fact that LSU is pretty much the school in the state, Spurrier’s offense would put up gaudy numbers. Let’s face facts: Chris Smelley or Blake Mitchell is no JaMarcus Russell or Ryan Perrilloux, they have a stable of RB’s at LSU compared to whoever they have at RB for the USC Roosters, and let’s not even talk about offensive line or receivers.

Cons: Spurrier is no longer a spring chicken, Louisiana is not known for its golf courses, and Carolina ended the year on a looooooooooong losing streak. Has the genius that is Spurrier lost it’s luster???

Again, right now it’s all a rumor. For all we know, Lou Holtz or Mark May might be rumored for the job. You just never know. But one thing is for sure, just when I think I have seen it all in college football, something else surprises me…

3 Responses to “Newest Name In the LSU Rumor Mill…Steve Spurrier???”

  1. OMAR Says:

    Please, no.
    I don’t think anyone in the SEC wants Spurrier to have access to all the talent at LSU.

  2. Joel Says:

    I see Jimbo Fisher going back to LSU before I see Spurrier going there. But then again, you just never know…

  3. jcjunior Says:

    The ole ball coach plus LSU = National Championships…… and it would be nice to see the rest of the SEC to be shakin more than a three legged dog in sh!t….. go spurrier baby

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