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Arkansas & Ryan Mallett Better Get Ready for NCAA Rejection

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on February 5, 2008

Well this is a first. The Arkansas Razorbacks are planning on begging and pleading asking the NCAA if Ryan Mullet Mallett can play immediately one stead of waiting the required year like any other transfer.

“After visiting with Ryan and his parents, we feel that it is appropriate to file a waiver in this case based on extenuating circumstances,” Arkansas athletic director Jeff Long said in a release. “While the outcome of the waiver request is uncertain, we feel strongly that as an institution we should offer our full support to Ryan and his family in this process.”

Even though no one from Arkansas has stated just what these “extenuating circumstances” are, my money is on the fact that Casey Dick sucks ass.

The Malletts’ claim to the NCAA is simple. He should not be punished because an incoming coach runs a system which does not fit his pocket-passing style.

“We knew as soon as Rodriguez was hired it was obvious there would be a problem,” Jim Mallett said. “He would not fit into the coaches’ spread offense. Now, is this something Ryan had control over? No. Now for him to sit out 18 months because of it would be tough. So we’re asking the NCAA to examine the particulars of this case.”

This is utterly ridiculous. So this kid can only play in one kind of system? How good could he be then? I fail to understand why this kid didn’t stay at Michigan and give Rodriguez the chance to curtail the offense to his strengths. Rodriguez ran this same offense at Tulane with Shaun King who was not a mobile quarterback. King threw for tons of yards with Tulane and got a legit shot at the NFL. The spread offense can work for a thrower at the quarterback position as well as a dual threat QB. There’s also the question of what if Carr was fired. What would be the excuse then?

Just when you think you have seen it all in “little league fathers” and their spoiled kids then along comes; Ryan Mallet and daddy. The fact that his daddy thinks his little boy is so special the rules don’t apply to him and Arkansas is so desperate to coddle these people that they would make a fool of themselves by even asking for the waiver is hard to fathom even in today’s world.

3 Responses to “Arkansas & Ryan Mallett Better Get Ready for NCAA Rejection”

  1. RAZOR-RED-READY Says:

    I love it when you guys from TENN.& or Texas (I had to add the Texas slam as well I know how it will piss you off)get worried about us for anything! We have on a regular basis KICKED YOUR ASS Lately so it comes as no surprise to me when I read things like the comments referring to Bobby Petrino, staff or the players themselves.
    We look forward to seeing you on the Grid-Iron GO HOGS!!!

  2. RAZOR-RED-READY Says:

    Also The Chick in front of the calander is HOT!!

  3. Thomas the Terrible Says:

    “We have on a regular basis KICKED YOUR ASS Lately”

    Bahahaha that joke was good. Fulmer’s record verses Arkansas in football is 13-3. And in case you missed the last game, which might be one of the reasons that McFadden didn’t win the Heisman, the final score was 34-13. The defense made McFadden look like a McBitch.

    “We look forward to seeing you on the Grid-Iron GO HOGS!!!”

    So does Fulmer it’s almost a guaranteed win. :)

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