Hulk Hogan “understands” OJ Simpson…WTF?!?!?

Remember that ultra-gay song Hulk Hogan used as entrance music during his hay day? I believe the song was called “Real American Hero.” Well, apparently Hulk Hogan believes that OJ Simpson was a Hulk-a-Maniac at one point. OJ ate his vitamins, killed his spouse and another and then said his prayers. Which ironically worked since the murder remains “unsolved.” 

The New York Post is reporting that recently Hulk Hogan stated he “identifies” with OJ Simpson during a recent interview with Rolling Stone. Don’t ask me why that magazine feels the need to interview Hogan when there are limitless other candidates they could be talking to. 

“I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like OJ, cutting everybody’s throat,” he told the magazine. “You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can’t go to anymore, you’re driving through downtown Clearwater and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife . . . I totally understand OJ. I get it.”  

That 19-year-old boy happens to be the pool man (and you thought pornos made stuff up) who Hogan refers to as “some shaggy-haired pool boy 30 years her junior.” Hogan also say his soon to be ex, Linda, is spending around $40,000 a month. 

Now we have all said something in anger that we have later regretted but to reference OJ…I’m sure the judge overseeing his divorce proceedings will love hearing that one. 

I can emphasize with how Hogan feels…I mean his wife is a bitch but that doesn’t give him the right to cause physical violence against his wife or any other person for that matter. I honestly don’t think Hogan is THAT stupid. But if he was…whatcha’ going to do when the Hulkster attempts to stab you? “Brother!”

When soccer coaches attack! The new special from Fox

By God here’s another soccer coach that I play for, if I knew how to play soccer of course. Unlike the 6 and 7-year-old girls soccer coach Michael Kinahan, this coach goes beyond the mere words of an e-mail and actually takes action into his own hands!

Pedro Santilli, the coach of a third-division Brazilian soccer team, is a man’s man and when does like something he sees on the field then by God he will take of it himself! Whether it’s knocking opposing players down with his shoulder or fist-a-cuffs, he doesn’t care!

In the first 20 seconds of the above video we see Santilli bowl over an opposing player (the player flopped!) and punch the ref in the face. Sweeeeettttt! He was angry because his team was losing 1-0 & that is a nearly insurmountable deficit in soccer. *Sarcasm*

Who knew Bobby Knight taught coaching clinics  in Brazil?

I like soccer, but pansies like that player flopping make it a hard sport to defend. Also, way to man up ref. Player gets nudged; drops like Tyson took him out. Ref actually gets punched and walks it off.

Woody Hayes would approve of this soccer coach.