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Broken Plays: Happy 2009 Edition

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on January 2, 2009

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Woo hoo 2009 is here and you know what means right? It means you put the past behind you and look to the future.

Welcome to Tennessee Coach 0, I sure have missed you. That’s right folks I’m going to have to get Cajun man out of retirement because Coach 0 has left the Saints while snubbing LSU and joined King Kiffin’s staff at Tennessee. All this of course means I have new ammo to make fun of my favorite team.

Yaw yaw Go Vols yaw.

Welcome back Cajun Man

I’m gonna leave this blog…and when I get back I’m not gonna have a shirt on….and the rest of you (*&%$%*^s better have their shirt off too…and if anyone in this %*&^*^% room thinks they can take me…then BRING IT!!!

wOw…sOrry…I think I just blacked Out…did I just say sOmething?

See? That was easy!

Congrats to Jerod Mayo former Tennessee defensive God and this years NFL Defensive Rookie of the year!!!

The former University of Tennessee standout was a nearly unanimous choice, earning 49 of 50 votes Wednesday from a nationwide panel of sports writers and broadcasters who cover the league.

Sir Charles Barkley’s political aspirations aren’t starting off as well as he would have liked.

As most of you know he was cited for a DUI on New Years Eve but now there are something rather interesting circumstances surrounding this situation.

The Smoking Gun has the full report:

According to the officer who wrote the report, “He told me that he ran the stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up the girl I saw get in the passenger seat.”

The officer continues: “He asked me to admit that she was ‘hot.’ He asked me, ‘You want the truth?’ When I told him I did he said, ‘I was gonna drive around the corner and get a b**w job. He then explained that she had given him a ‘b**w job’ one week earlier and said it was the best one he had ever had in his life.”

The report says when Barkley was taken to the station, he told one of the employees, “I’ll tattoo my name on your ass” if he helped “get him out of the DUI.” According to the report, “He laughed and then quickly corrected himself and said, ‘I’ll tattoo your name on my ass’ and then laughed again.”

Well that would explain the sweatiness in the mug shot. The old “blow job around the corner” trick, been there tried that. Nice try Sir Charles.

But everyone wants to know it the same “girl” Eddie Murphy picked up a bunch of years ago?

Denver fires Mike Shanahan and yet Norv Turner will most likely remain employed this year. I like Mike Shanahan but I see it was time for him to go after 13 seasons and 2 super bowl victories.

Is it me or does he look like a zombie in the photo below?

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I Miss Coach O

Posted by Joel on July 20, 2008

Ran across this video and it is a classic: “highlights” from the Egg Bowl last year between Ole Miss & Miss. St. Yup, this video pretty much sums up Coach O’s coaching career. I will miss him. If you will miss him like I will, as you watch this video recite these words in your head as Elvis sings: Yaw Yaw Yaw, Footbaw, & Wild Boyz…

Posted in coach o, College Football, Crime & Punishment, Ed Orgeron, mississippi state bulldogs, NCAA, Ole Miss, ole miss rebels, satire, SEC, SEC Coaches, SEC Football, Sports | Tagged: , , | 3 Comments »

A Mansion For Ole Miss Fans

Posted by Joel on March 2, 2008

I really can’t write a full post about this picture. I think it speaks for itself. My man Oscar e-mailed me this pic, taken at a trailer park in Mississippi. Hotty Toddy indeed. All that is missing is “The Grove” and Houston Nutt sending dirty text messages to a local reporter…

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I think the little pond makes it “classy”…

Posted in coach o, College Basketball, College Football, crazy, Dead Drunk, Ed Orgeron, Houston Nutt, Internet Rumors, moral victories, NCAA, Ole Miss, ole miss rebels, satire, SEC, SEC Basketball, SEC Coaches, SEC Football, secrets | Tagged: | 13 Comments »

For The Thug Who Has Everything

Posted by Joel on January 29, 2008

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Now this is a present. This game is basically a Monopoly, but instead of “Go To Jail”, you try to break out of jail and/or get parole. This is a description of the game from the official website:

Fight your way through 6 different exciting locations in hopes of being granted parole. Escape prison riots in The Yard, slip glass into a mob boss’ lasagna in the Cafeteria, steal painkillers from the nurse’s desk in the Infirmary, avoid being cornered by the Aryans in the Shower Room, fight off Latin Kings in Gang War, and try not to smoke your entire stash in The Hole.

The artistry of each handcrafted piece is matched with comparable humor & intelligence on every card. Stack your smokes, sharpen your shank, and get ready for an experience that only someone on the outside could appreciate.

Wow. What more can be said. Check out the game pieces. Who among us played Monopoly as a kid and thought “Wouldn’t it be cool if instead of a thimble I could use a Glock as my game piece???”

What’s the sports connection??? Well let’s see: The founder of the company and game is John Sebelius, son of Kansas Gov. Kathleen Sebelius. Kansas is where America’s “favorite” marijuana smuggling (and smoking), lawsuit avoiding, Valtrex popping, inaccurate throwing, dog killing QB Michael Vick is currently doing his time. But let’s think of the endless possibilities..

How about a “Playmakers” Edition featuring O.J., his white Bronco, memorabilia, copy of “If I Did It”, and a Naked Gun DVD for playing pieces???

Or a “Ballers” Edition, with Kobe attached to a blonde female hotel clerk, Roy Tarpley, transcripts of Tim Donaghy’s gambling probe, Jack Sikma’s perm, and WNBA TV Ratings???

Lastly, what about a “Juiced” version, with Jose Canseco, Barry Bonds, Marion Jones, a syringe, and a torn record book???

If they market this game right, it could be a gold mine. Of course, someone needs to mail some of these games to all SEC schools, so they can play as part of the “Super Secret Double Probation”…

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Houston Nutt, Man, Myth, Legend & the New Loser Coach for Ole Miss

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on November 28, 2007


Praying to the Hog God won’t change things.

In less than 24 hours after Houston (Deeze nuts bitch) Nutt, basically told Arkansas to go fuck themselves, he’s decided to pursue his coaching opportunities at Ole Miss. Story

Let’s make sense of this. Saturday Living Coaching God Coach 0 was fired. Monday Nutt turns down a raise and an extension to stay at Arkansas where he’s been the coach for the past 10 years. Today Ole Miss confirms he’ll be announced as the new head coach on Wednesday. If anyone reading this thinks these events just “happened”, then click the X in the corner, you shouldn’t have the pleasure of reading my genius writings.

Nutt said in his “Oxygen Channel” like press conference yesterday:

“Deep, deep down in my heart as an Arkansan, as person who loves the Razorbacks so much, I wanted for the state to come together as one. At this time, I didn’t think we could have one heartbeat.”

God, what a fag. Nutt and the chancellor of Ole Miss should really get along in a Broke Back Mountain sense. I’m sure he wanted all the people in the state to hold hands and sing that stupid jingle Coke puts out every year a Christmas time.

“My dream job. I thought I’d be here for a long, long time,” Nutt said. “Sometimes things change and you have to make a hard decision.”

More like you weren’t winning games you should have won because you have so much baggage in your personal life, Jerry Springer could dedicate three hours of airtime covering it.

But that was yesterday, now today he trades in Arkansas colors for Ole Miss colors. That game will be really interesting to watch. Former Bloods coach now coaching the Crips.
Nutt and Ole Miss were already discussing a the contract details Monday night, so much for being heartbroken over leaving Arkansas. I’m sure Les Miles is really hoping and praying that Michigan offers him the coaching job there, because what’s worse than being ranked #1 and losing to Arkansas. You guessed it, being ranked #1 and losing to Ole Miss.

Ole Miss believes their problem with mediocrity is over. Nutt’s mediocre record in conference play is 42-38. I wonder in three years if Nutt will be the next one fired.

Nutt, said he left Arkansas to help mend a split among fans after off-the-field problems were compounded by a difficult season. Yeah this will really help get the Arkansas fans back to loving you now.

As for me, I’m glad Nutt still in the SEC. I hope Coach 0 lands on his feet somewhere that I can keep tabs of him. I love writing about these two idiots.

Hey Nutt, do you think you will be the one to teach Jerrell Powe how to read?


Yeah the welcome committee is going all out. Deezzze Nutt Bitches!!!

So I profess on this day 11/28/07

TtT

 

Posted in Arkansas Razorbacks, coach o, Ed Orgeron, Houston Nutt, ole miss rebels, Scams, SEC Coaches, SEC Football, trailer trash | Tagged: , , , , , , , , | 4 Comments »

In Memory of Coach O’s Ole Miss Tenure

Posted by Joel on November 24, 2007

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We here at this site and at the fine folks at Losers With Socks have made fun of Ole Miss and their excellent (former) coach, Mr. Ed Orgeron. Well today is not the day to kick a man while he’s down, seeing as though the Ole Miss Mascot-less have relieved him of his head coaching responsibilities.

Coach O was a fine coach. He could twist the tits of a 5 star recruit with the best of them. His mastery of the King’s English could not be matched by any other coach in the SEC. Not only could he recruit, but he could coach them up as well. The way he drew up plays with crayons pen and paper and explained in detail was very much underrated.

More importantly, he was the best motivator one could find. What, don’t believe me??? He motivated Ole Miss to come oh so close against LSU, MSU, Alabama, and Auburn. They only allowed 45 points against Georgia in Athens when most teams would have given up. Coach O was enough of a motivator to get his team to rise up and defeat the juggernauts of the University of Memphis, Louisiana Tech, and Northwestern St. He practically owned the Memphis Tigers in football, and we all know that the Tigers are world beaters, having been to 3 bowl games the past 35 years. Northwestern St. is his alma matter, and it hurt him so much to defeat them that he allowed Ole Miss to only win by a touchdown.

Let’s not forget that the formerly known as Rebels are now a legit football program. Why do you say that??? I say that with full confidence because the star players miss practices and sleep in team meetings, and the team can steal alarm clocks and hotel towels like they were playing for the great Bobby Bowden himself. Jerrell Powe, that special kid that before Coach O got him did not know what a primary color was, can now read “See Spot Run” without trails of saliva running down the corners of his mouth.

So Coach O, I raise this bottle of Bud to you. I, just like countless other bloggers, will miss you on the Ole Miss sidelines. You gave us so much to write about, and I don’t think the SEC can survive another 75 years without your coaching abilities. As I slowly pour out the rest of this Bud in memory of your coaching time at Ole Miss, I am comforted by words that you said, and quite frankly, sounds as though the Great Bard William Shakespeare, wrote himself: “Yaw yaw yaw twist tits yaw yaw yaw…”

Posted in All SEC Teams Beware!!, Archie Manning, Bobby Bowden, cheaters, coach o, College Football, Ed Orgeron, football, Jerrell Powe, Lenoir-Rhyne, Memphis Tigers, Ole Miss, ole miss rebels, scandal, SEC, SEC Coaches, SEC Football, Sports | 4 Comments »

This Weekends Games Could Be the End All Be All For Some.

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on November 22, 2007

This college football season has been the craziest and the best ever!!! This weekends games are bountiful. Here are the ones you should be paying attention to and why.

Tonight

No. 11 USC at No. 6 Arizona State (ESPN, 8 p.m. ET)

If USC beats Arizona State, then it’s bye-bye to any BCS dreams for the Sun Devils. I for one will be pulling for USC just for the Gridiron Goddess’s sake & I think the ASU coach is a douche bag.

Friday

Nebraska at Colorado (ABC, noon ET)

This game used to mean something something now it’s irrelevant…or is it? This is pretty much Callahan’s last stand, that’s evident, but on the other side of the ball Dan Hawkins has a chance to take Colorado to a bowl game in his second year. Let’s face it, Colorado was mess of stripper allegations and recruiting violations when he took over. He’s has done a great job. I’ll admit I’m somewhat a Nebraska fan, but Callahan is a dick who should have been fired weeks ago.. Let’s go Buffs!

Ole Miss at Miss. State (JP “Jesus Christ We Suck” Sports, 12:30 p.m. ET)

Sly Croom already has my SEC coach of the year vote. Before the season started the Croom coffin was already built, only the undertaker needed to be called. Now Miss State is bowl eligible with wins over Auburn & Bama, thus proving they are the best program in Alabama. :) Coach 0 and his 20 thieves can end the season on a high note with a win. If he does that he’ll be yaw yawing to another top 10 recruiting class.

Arkansas at No. 1 LSU (CBS, 2:30 p.m. ET)

Bottom line if LSU slips here no national title and you’ll see signs like below pop up all over Cajun country.


Too fucking funny….

If Arkansas wins & maybe more importantly D. Mac has a good game then his name is back in the Heisman race. Even though Coach Nutt claims those only “rumors” about his stepping down…everyone know he’s gone. Maybe…just maybe…he could stay with a win.

No. 13 Texas at Texas A&M (ABC, 3:30 p.m. ET)

Coach Fran’s last game before the new coach (more about that later) is possibly announced. Coach Fran has already shown he loves money more than the confidence of his players. Why is he even still there is beyond me. A win could be good for Fran and any high school coaching jobs he might be inline for in the future.

Saturday

No. 18 Tennessee at Kentucky (CBS, 1:30 p.m. ET)

Coach Fulmer and Tennessee fans such as myself have experienced a roller coaster year. A win here sends the Vols to the SEC championship game to be slaughtered by LSU. A loss here means that maybe Tennessee is looking for another coach next season.

No. 7 Georgia at Georgia Tech (ABC, 3:30 p.m. ET)

The only thing that is hotter than Georgia’s playing right now, is Chan’s ass on the Tech hot seat. A win could knock Georgia out of a BCS bowl birth. A lose could knock Chan out of a job.

Florida State at No. 12 Florida (CBS, 5 p.m. ET)

Even though Matt Stafford was quoted as saying

“Let me say somebody so you guys won’t say I just won’t vote for Tebow,” he said. “Let’s say Darren McFadden. He’s been doing it a long time, and he deserves it.”

A win could give Tebow a Heisman as a true sophomore. A win also could have people wondering is time to replace Bobby as coach. A FSU win will send the Gators spiraling down the polls, and no trophy for Teabag Tebow.

No. 22 Clemson at South Carolina (ESPN2, 7 p.m. ET)

I live in Columbia SC, but I grew up in Greenville SC. So I’ve been around both fan bases for an extended time. These people hate each other. The Tigers were a dropped TD pass away from the ACC championship game, God Spurrier’s Gamecock squad was ranked 6th in the country, that was before four straight losses. A win for Clemson, whose fan base is the ACC’s version of Bama’s fan base meaning delusional, will keep Tommy Bowden around for another year.

A loss for USC could mean God Spurrier jets to take the A&M job. According to Scout.com’s “sources”

There’s no doubt there’s serious interest on both sides. As I said yesterday, the USC admin is very wary of Spurrier possibly leaving due to his dissatisfaction over the disposition of two high priority recruits that had passed the NCAA Clearinghouse yet hit some hurdle in getting admitted by the university.

There is a ton of smoke surrounding Spurrier and that’s where many early signs are pointing to, but at this late hour at night I can’t confirm that it’s a done deal or near done deal.”

Now God Spurrier has said he plans on staying at USC. The last big name coach who said he is planning on staying somewhere was Saban, and we all know how that turned out. Spurrier has also been forced to admit he was wrong and regrets hyping up his team of felons. In fact this week has been a week of retractions all around for the Old Ball Sack Coach. In an press conference Tuesday, God Spurrier, stated:

“To me, attitude is everything, and right now, our attitude is sorry. We can’t worry about the winning or losing, we have to concern ourselves with playing football at a very high level — and obviously that’s something we haven’t done.”

But of course he pulled a “Saban” on Wednesday:

“I said our attitude stinks, but the attitude of our guys is pretty good … I said it wrong and I told our team that I was mistaken,”

My question is why would A&M even want him? The program is no better in his third year there, than it was when he took over. In Grannie Holtz’s third year at South Carolina he was taking them to back to back Outback Bowl victories. A loss here would mean a 6-6 record, and possibly no bowl game whatsoever.

No. 4 Missouri at No. 2 Kansas (ABC, 8 p.m. ET)

If Kansas wins they are one step closer to the unbelievable, if Missouri wins they have a chance to make it all the way, and their QB takes a step closer to the Heisman.

Alabama at Auburn (ESPN, 8 p.m. ET)

Bama has 3 straight loses. The liberal media have started to turn against Saban, referring to the Tide as the Tide’tanic. A win here might make the Bama faithful forget about getting Croomed back to back and losing to Oh La La. For Auburn I believe they are going for six in a row. (If I’m wrong please correct me) Tommy T. has also been linked to the A&M job, but he flatly as said he’s happy at Auburn and he wants to stay. A win here could insure a contract extension.

I hope you’re enjoying your Turkey day and remember:

So I profess on this day 11/22/07

TtT

 

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Coach 0 & the 20 Thieves

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on November 19, 2007

Yaw yaw Who Wants Some? Come On!!

Coach 0 is starting to show signs of becoming a good SEC coach. A perfect example of this is even though 20 players were caught stealing from hotels for a second time, he doesn’t suspend them, no he only places them on “probation”. Story

Look out God Spurrier, Fulmer, Saban & Meyer there’s a new weak disciplinarian in town. He goes by Coach 0. Some of the items taken were pillows, radios, those little bars of soap, an ice machine, 2 house keepers & a La Quinta Inn billboard. Coach 0 quickly got some boosters to pay for the items so they would be able to play against Mississippi State. Like they say in those Guinness ads “Brilliant”!

“Yaw yaw yaw thieving Brent Schaffer yaw yaw yaw” Coach 0 said.

Which translates to:

“Any actions similar to this will result in more severe penalties which may but highly doubtful include dismissal from the team or washing my balls.”

This is the fourth time Coach 0 has had to swing his “justice hammer” this season. Of course the other times involved those mythical team rules. He even suspended the SEC sack leader Greg Hardy for two games. See how smart Coach 0 is becoming, you break team rules you’re suspended, you break the law, you’re “on probation”.

Ole Miss is refusing to give out a list of the offenders, another brilliant move. If Coach 0 would have placed 21 players on probation I might refer to him as a genius, since 21 is Jerrell Powe’s IQ.

So I profess on this day 11/19/07

TtT

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The Revelations After a Saturdays Worth of Football Week 12

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on November 18, 2007

Yesterday wasn’t as exciting as the previous past Saturdays have been, but still for the 11th time this season, a team in the top 5 lost to a non-ranked team.

Good job Texas Tech but I have a few points to make.

Mike Leach talks about how officials are against him but those officials robbed OU of a touchdown.

It’s commendable that you didn’t want to run up the score on your friend Bob Stoops, it almost cost you the game

The Texas Tech cheerleaders are hot.

The Oklahoma QB, Sam Bradford, looks like a retarded caveman. Moving on….

Coach 0 almost looked like a coach yesterday and you could understand what he was saying, OK Ole Miss where’s the real Coach 0 at?

West Virginia almost lost, damn it Cincinnati learn to finish the job.

If Georgia committed those four turn overs at Kentucky they might not have won.

BC didn’t beat Clemson, those receivers that can’t seem to catch a ball that is placed perfectly beat Clemson.

Who would have thought that one of the biggest games of the year would Missouri & Kansas.

Well Notre Dame can finally look away, your horrible season is over.

Fulmer is like a resilient cockroach, no matter how hard he tries to get fired he finds a way to win.

How Penn State could let Michigan State comeback like that is beyond me.

What ever to that team that hammered Tennessee without mercy? No not Alabama, the other one, no not Florida, that other one, yes Cal…maybe Aberclay will answer that one for me. ;)

With Houston Nutt rumors swirling around his retirement, I see….I see a a…Baylor job in his near future.

I’m sick and tired of seeing about every damn Chick-Fil-A commercial they run this year.

There’s a lot of big games coming up this week. I’ll try to preview some of them.

Finally Lloyd Carr…I said at the beginning of the season he was retiring, it appears I’m right. Ohio State will really miss him.

So I profess on this day 11/18/07

TtT

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Coach 0 Isn’t Going Anywhere Soon

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on November 6, 2007

Even though various anti Ed Orgeron websites such as Fire Coach0 have popped up, Coach 0 and Incredible Hulk fans can relax because the retarded strong coach and his sidekick Jerrell “I Can Spell Kat” Powe are going to be at Ole Miss for quite some time. In an recent interview with the chancellor of Ole Miss, Robert Khayat, he states that he seriously ♥’s Coach 0, and it kinda looks rather unhealthy at that.

“I’m very high on Ed Orgeron,” Khayat said in a recent interview with The Associated Press. “(I’m) very loyaland supportive to him and committed to him.”

“I really believe we cn only succeed if we unite and play together,” Khayat said. “So the people who make negative comments about Coach Orgeron and our football team really serve no purpose. Constructive criticism is fine. But negative comments of fire the coach is not the way to do this.”

“First of all I thought he was a real football man — good looking, I thought, strong, aggressive, competitive, excited,” Khayat said. “And he had the record of being the best recruiter in the country.”

Well, “those people” as you put it do serve a purpose, it’s called revenue for the school. I’ll admit since Coach 0 has only been there since 2005 it is a little early to be calling for his head, but as the chancellor one would think that Khayat could have worded his comments a little different. It’s rather insulting to dissatisfied Ole Miss tickets holder and supporters who have been critical of Coach 0. As for as the unhappy fans I’ll just quote Joel and say “Does anyone realize this is OLE MISS FOOTBALL that we are talking about???” end quote.


Yes that’s Coach 0 under there

What I do find a little strange is that the chancellor is committed to Coach 0 and found him good looking. As a dude the last thing I would say in public much less in an interview is I found the Raging Cajun tit twisting retarded strong coach as good looking. That’s way to much man love there.

Now Coach 0, in talking about when he first arrived to the campus, states:

“yaw yaw yaw craw fish yaw yaw yaw Brent Schaffer” which translates to:

“I get here and it’s just negative, negative, negative, negative,”

He goes on further to say:

“yaw yaw yaw Jerrell Powe yaw yaw Egg Bowl yaw yaw yaw liberal media yaw yaw footbaw yaw yaw” which translates to:

“We got ridiculed for it here,” Orgeron said. “I didn’t understand. I really didn’t. That really freaked me out. I mean, what’s wrong? And it really irked me that a lot of the things I said (that appeared in the media) came from someone in that room.

“Khayat said he’ll stand by Orgeron, even if it takes six years to turn the program around.”

Sweet that gives me a lot of time to poke at Coach 0. ;)

So I profess on this day 11/06/07.

TtT

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