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When soccer coaches attack! The new special from Fox

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on April 15, 2009

By God here’s another soccer coach that I play for, if I knew how to play soccer of course. Unlike the 6 and 7-year-old girls soccer coach Michael Kinahan, this coach goes beyond the mere words of an e-mail and actually takes action into his own hands!

Pedro Santilli, the coach of a third-division Brazilian soccer team, is a man’s man and when does like something he sees on the field then by God he will take of it himself! Whether it’s knocking opposing players down with his shoulder or fist-a-cuffs, he doesn’t care!

In the first 20 seconds of the above video we see Santilli bowl over an opposing player (the player flopped!) and punch the ref in the face. Sweeeeettttt! He was angry because his team was losing 1-0 & that is a nearly insurmountable deficit in soccer. *Sarcasm*

Who knew Bobby Knight taught coaching clinics  in Brazil?

I like soccer, but pansies like that player flopping make it a hard sport to defend. Also, way to man up ref. Player gets nudged; drops like Tyson took him out. Ref actually gets punched and walks it off.

Woody Hayes would approve of this soccer coach.

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