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I Squeeze Elmer’s In Your Honor

Posted by Joel Jackson on May 4, 2008

RIP Eight Belles

For you gave your life through & through.

Now as you lie on a cold slab for autopsy,

Your remains will soon become glue.

You were an amazing philly,

Trying to chase the men.

All for a few bucks,

Gold diggin’ until the end.

The way you ran that race,

And snapped your front sticks.

All so your owners can get some cash;

Is their last name Vick???

As you go out

Into the great sky.

I hope you meet Barbaro in heaven

As your earthly bodies will take an hour to dry…

RIP Eight Belles…

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