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Josh Booty to L.A.P.D. “Don’t Taser Me Bro!” They did Anyway

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on February 15, 2008

Josh Booty the less talented older brother of John David Booty got the biggest shock of his life in the literal sense after being subdued with a Taser after being arrested early Wednesday in Santa Ana on suspicion of driving under the influence.

Booty, a former professional baseball and football player, was shocked with the stun gun after being “uncooperative and belligerent” while being booked into Orange County Jail. If anyone has knowledge of where I can get a video of this please e-mail me. Your reward will be Joel and I promise not to pick on your favorite team for 7 days.

Police say during the struggle about 3:30 a.m. Wednesday Booty hit his eye on the ground or a table and suffered a black eye. He was taken to a hospital for treatment. He was later cited and released from jail. Ground, table or fist who knows right?

Booty was required to undress so he could be searched when he arrived at the jail. After the search, deputies told him to pick up his clothing, and he became uncooperative.

“We tried to restrain him, he pulled away, and he was throwing his arms out,” Sheriff’s Department spokesman John Amormino said. “Eventually we had to use the Taser to contain him. After the second Taser, he became cooperative and returned to his cell.”

My ass would have been cooperative after the first Taser, believe that.

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3 Responses to “Josh Booty to L.A.P.D. “Don’t Taser Me Bro!” They did Anyway”

  1. yojoe said

    That is what he gets for going to LSU. His little bro, the JDB, went to USC and he has never been tased.

    yojoe

  2. zigzag said

    Maybe Josh could hook up with Britney and they could produce an electricfied, black eyed snatch flasher.

  3. Danometer said

    Anyone who says “Don’t Taser me Bro” deserves to be tasered. Except me of course.

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