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Archive for March 10th, 2008

Roger Clemens Writes A Play

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on March 10, 2008

This is way to funny

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This Video is the Reason I had a Kidney Stone & You Shall Feel My Pain as Well!!!

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on March 10, 2008

What was a glorious day yesterday turned into a painful experience that was worse than sitting through the movie Rendition, and you shall feel my pain as well.

Yesterday I witnessed the Tennessee mens basketball team humiliate USC by scoring 51 second half points while Dave “Turtle Head” Odoms’ squad only scored 19. (snicker)

The 33-point margin ranks as the Vols’ most lopsided in SEC play this season – nine points greater than the second-biggest margin, UT’s 80-56 win over the Gamecocks in Columbia.

Chris Lofton scored a season high of 28 points and the Vols’ home streak has been extended to 32.

Yesterday also marked 30 wins for a sixth straight season and for the 18th time in coach Pat Summitt’s 34 years as the Lady Vols coach, that Tennessee took the SEC championship yet again. They leave with a third straight tournament title at LSU’s expense, but this win is a little sweeter after the Lady Tigers defeated the Lady Vols 78-62 in Knoxville on Feb. 14.

After celebrating the victories that the Tennessee basketball program had secured I went on to YouTube looking for highlights for the mens game. I came across the below video, watched it and suddenly felt a pain that is indescribable. It was so painful I had my slutty neighbor drive me to the hospital.

By the time we got to the hospital I was certain I was dying. Luckily I wasn’t dying; I was just wishing I would die. I passed a kidney stone and it’s this horrible videos fault. At least that’s my story and I’m sticking to it. (Until the effects of the morphine drip wear off) So sit back and revel in my pain and GO VOLS.


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