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Texas Shorthorns

Posted by Joel Jackson on March 30, 2008

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The stars at night-are small and light

Deep in the heart of Texas.

Longhorn shots-are high and wide

Deep in the heart of Texas.

D Rose in bloom-is like perfume

Deep in the heart of Texas.

Reminds me of-the Tiger Blue

Deep in the heart of Texas.

The cowboys cry-oh why oh why

Deep in the heart of Texas.

Shawn Taggart rush-and Dorsey must

Deep in the heart of Texas.

Augustin wails-along the trail

Deep in the heart of Texas.

The Longhorns bawl-and bawl and bawl

Deep in the heart of Texas.

6 Responses to “Texas Shorthorns”

  1. jeff broome said

    your blog really sucks.

    Seriously.

    Nothing personal.

  2. zigzag said

    One more time, D. J. Augustin is an excellent college basketball point guard, Derrick Rose is an NBA starting point guard. Texas has an outstanding college basketball team. Memphis has a quality NBA basketball team. The Tigers annihilated two very good teams. UCLA is catching their worst nightmare. The Tigers-Tarheels shoud be one helluva game.

  3. “your blog really sucks”

    hater

  4. MoonDog said

    Jeff Broome really sucks.

    Seriously.

    Nothing personal.

  5. zigzag said

    Is that the same “light in the loafers” school teacher, Jeff Broome? Nothing personal.

  6. Joel said

    Jeff Broome is apparently a Texas fan. Since only steers and queers come from Texas, either he is sick of his teats getting pulled for milk or he is late for a pride march at the Blue Oyster. Nothing personal…

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