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Matt Jones was just “Holding” the Drugs…(Yeah…Right…Sure)

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on July 16, 2008

On advice from some snot-nosed attorney, Jaguars wide receiver & former Arkansas QB, Matt Jones isn’t squealing like a razorback about being charged with felony possession of cocaine.

However his pappy, Steve Jones, eager to get on TV issued a statement to KNWA-TV in Fayetteville, Ark., stating his coked up dumbass son is denying that the drugs belonged to him that ultimately led to his arrest and thus me mocking him.

“Matt is anxious to make a statement and wants to make a statement,” said the statement issued to the television station. “His attorney has advised him to not say anything until they have had a chance to speak together. They will release a statement at the appropriate time.

“We want to make it clear that Matt was not in possession of any drugs,” the statement continued, “but that there were drugs in the vehicle and were located in the closest proximity to Matt. He does not claim any responsibility for the drugs.”

You tell’em pops! Of course by that logic there must have thousands maybe even millions of people falsely arrested and prosecuted for drug possession.

But…for some reason the police report seems to tell a different story and really helps to that theory out of the water.

Jones was spotted in the backseat of a Toyota 4Runner when an officer on foot patrol saw him with a “white powdery substance and in his hand, a credit card that he was using to chop up and scrape the powder.”

When asked by the officer if the powder was cocaine, Jones said, “Yes.”

You know that’s an old SEC football player pastime. Getting stopped by the Po Po and admitting that the drugs that were found were yours and then deny it in the media. South Carolina players do it all the time.

What would have made this story perfect is if the police officer embellished the report a little by saying “then Jones took a big snort of said power and uttered ‘My God I can’t feel my face.'”

2 Responses to “Matt Jones was just “Holding” the Drugs…(Yeah…Right…Sure)”

  1. GonzoHog said

    All 3 of those young men were just as guilty as the other. They were all in the same vehicle, doing the same damn thing, not to mention Jones is probably the only one of the bunch that could afford 6 gs of dope. In street value, that’s $600 or more. They should have all been charged with possesion. They ought to make it a law that if your suspected of drug use, that a mandetory drug test should be conducted immediately after being booked into jail. That way there is no doubt of any possesion.

  2. “They ought to make it a law that if your suspected of drug use, that a mandetory drug test should be conducted immediately after being booked into jail. That way there is no doubt of any possesion.”

    I wholeheartedly agree

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