Arkansas Wide Receiver Marques Wade smokes the ganja but still gets the DUI

Ok here’s the scenario. You’re Marques Wade a wide receiver for the Arkansas Razorbacks. You’ve just been pulled over for speeding through a parking and nearly hitting a fellow pig the Po Po. When the police ask why you have bloodshot eyes and have you been drinking do you:

A.     Lie and say no

B.     Lie but say admit to smoking a fat blunt

C.     Start sending indecent text messages to Houston Nutt

If you said “B” then you’re correct and win a lifetime supply of Petrino-A-Roni. Which knowing Petrino the way we do a lifetime supply is actually something like 2 months.

Now Marques Wade was released from Washington County jail early Sunday morning after posting an $880 bond. His breathalyzer test showed Wade had a blood-alcohol level of 0.11. Arkansas’ legal limit is 0.08. Oh yeah he did tell the Po Po he was not drunk but high instead.

I believe he was the visitor sitting next to me at our last local Mensa meeting. Not sure…..

Why wasn’t he tooling around on a moped like some other Arkansas players? Finally why didn’t he be cool and break out the police car windows? Is that a Vanderbilt thing?

A university spokesman said Petrino was “very upset” & that the matter “will be dealt with.”

Maybe Petrino should make him write “Alcohol isn’t as bad as drugs and I’m stupid” about 1000 times.

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