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Warren Sapp has some choice words for Urban Meyer (Don’t we all?)

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on September 11, 2008

Yesterday America’s favorite jort wearing, Heisman trophy winning, midget porn watching and Godliest College QB, Tim “TiVo the Teabag” Tebow, stated to the Orlando Sentinel that he gets upset when someone comments on the debauchery of Meyer’s choice to kick a field goal  with 25 seconds even though the game was over about five minutes prior to that.

“I’ll have Coach Meyer’s back on anything. To say something like that about Coach Meyer isn’t true at all,” Tebow said after Monday’s practice. “If you want to talk about him, you should definitely talk about a lot of other coaches before Coach Meyer. You can talk about running the score up, I don’t care. They are paid to stop us; [offensive coordinator Dan] Mullen is paid to score. They don’t do that, oh well. But you don’t have to talk about Coach Meyer as a person and getting into recruits and all that stuff. That’s not necessary.”

“What did Coach Meyer do besides recruit good guys, try to keep guys out of jail, doing the right thing, try to work guys into being better people on the field and off the field?” Tebow said. “[He] never says anything bad about anybody, always tries to do the right thing, tries to take young boys and make them into men. We play with character, strength and honor on the field and off. I don’t think you usually see many cheap shots or anything wrong that we do. Yeah, we’re going to try to score through the whole game. That’s our job. We like playing football.”

Yes there is so much honor firing an AK-47 “to scare someone” like Ronnie Wilson did and then allowed back on the team.  (The link provides the actual 911 call)

I’m sure Jamar Hornsby is honorable after all he used a dead woman’s credit card.

Jarvis Moss & Marcus Thomas both failed multiple drugs tests.

Dee Webb, Andre Caldwell and Reggie Lewis had a $60,000 SUV stockpiled with improperly registered AK’s and guns… and they decided to shoot at apartment windows for shit and giggles.

Yes those are all honorable people under the Meyer regime.

For some reason Warren Sapp disagrees in fact he had some choice words for Meyer and his field goal team.

Ex-Canes star Warren Sapp, on a Showtime conference call Tuesday for Inside the NFL, called UF coach Urban Meyer ”a classless dirtbag” for kicking a field goal late in Florida‘s 26-3 win against UM. ”But it’s coming back in a big way” when the teams meet in 2013, he said.

This is why I think Florida and Miami should play every year. Not only will it eliminate threats made about games that are five years in the future but when you 50 people arrested & 121 people ejected there is defiantly some bad blood there.


4 Responses to “Warren Sapp has some choice words for Urban Meyer (Don’t we all?)”

  1. Danometer said

    Warren Sapp calling someone else a “classless dirtbag” is like John McCain calling someone “old”.


  2. Ivey said

    Warren Sapp is the epitomy of a “classless, one way jerk.” His opinion matters little to us Gators. Urban Meyer is quite possibly one of the classiest coaches there ever was. Sapp is a pitiful fat ass man who has resorted to doing Dancing with the Stars and has no business what so ever commenting on a team he played a billion years ago. He was the “T.O.” of his time. He played dirty and had the worst possible attitude, only caring about himself. Get a life Warren. You are a penis.

  3. brittney said

    Warren Sapp calling anyone classless is the most hilarious thing i think i have ever heard…this is coming from a guy who gets kicked out of games for talking sh*t and spitting in players faces’. He obviously doesn’t understand the rules of football because the point of the game is to get more points then the other team DUH! a blind deaf and retarded person could understand that. so now mr. twinkle toes has resorted to dancing with the stars i hope he busts his a** on tv and cant get back up cuz his big man titis get in the way. he is jealous because the gators are a fantastic team and coach urban meyer is going to get his second national championship win this year…i know mr. twinkle toes it sucks u poor thing. the only thing he deserves is a pile of shi* down his throat

  4. Mr Twinkle Toes…I love it!!

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