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Kige the Love Guru is here

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on September 25, 2008

You know being a single male is hard these days. Sure I’ve thought about trying dating websites, maybe going to a bar or just paying the local hookers extra to cuddle. However I just don’t feel any of those things will work for me. So instead I’m going to take love advice from a man who makes videos for YouTube and who also has such exquisite taste in paneling.

I was hoping that Kige would answer that the best place to meet women is Wal-Mart. If you listen very closely at the 1:09 mark, you can hear Kige getting a boner. Next week: how to ask out your first cousin. I really, really hope that becomes a regular feature.

I would have paid $100 if he had ended that with, “wine & dine her, slip her a roofie and cornhole her right over there on the couch. This is Kige Ramsey, for YouTube Sports.”

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