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Ryan Leaf is still the all American great guy (For a loser)

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on November 6, 2008

A few months ago Portfolio.com ran an article about NFL flunky Ryan Leaf. It detailed the success he was having as a football assistant coach and golf coach at West Texas A&M not to mention he was still a millionaire from all the endorsements he receive while sucking in the NFL.

Today West Texas A&M announced that Leaf has resigned and had been on a leave of absence for “personal” reasons.

Of course it doesn’t end there. The local police have stated that they are in the early stages of an investigating that Leaf obtained a controlled substance by fraudulent means.

It seems Leaf had asked a player for a pill to help him deal with pain in his wrist dating to his NFL playing days. Honestly the player should have known it was BS when he said “NFL playing days”.

Why doesn’t he just use his left hand to masturbate for awhile? The wrist pain should go away on its own.

Getting addicted to pain-killers isn’t going to make you into Brett F*v*e, Mr. Leaf.

Ryan Leaf Land is a lot like Lunch Lady Land only with a lot more psychotic outbursts.

On that note, I’d like to report that my local 2A high school assistant JV linebacker coach has resigned. He was on a 5 week leave of absence after his pet pug was ran over by a garbage truck. He did not want his grief to affect the focus of his players.

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