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Yo! Lute Olson’s wife be crazy!

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on November 7, 2008

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Just when the saga of Lute Olsen’s decision to step down as the basketball coach of Arizona was coming to an end, his wife has to get all crazy and stuff.

The past couple of years have been rough for Lute Olsen. He has endured health problems & a very nasty and public divorce from his wife Christine that led Olsen to miss most of season last season and step down before this season began.

On 10/23/08 Olsen announced his retirement. Both Olsen & his physician, Dr. Steven Knope would later reveal that the coach had a stroke within the last year.

Also on 10/23 Lute’s crazy-ass wife Christine paid a visit to Dr. Knope to drop off a paper outline of a human body used for target practice at a shooting range. Oh, and this one had 25 bullet holes in it.

Of course Dr. Knope gets frightened and has placed a restraining order placed on Christine.

The day UA coach Lute Olson announced his retirement, his ex-wife threatened the coach’s doctor by placing a sheet ridden with bullet holes in his office, according to a restraining order granted against Christine Olson on Tuesday.

The order was obtained by Dr. Steven D. Knope and signed by judge Susan Bacal, saying Christine Olson was to have no contact of “any sort” with Knope.

According to court documents, Christine Olson called Knope’s office on three occasions Oct. 23 looking to speak to him, but was told he was busy with patients.

Around 3 p.m., she arrived at the medical office and “behaved in a threatening manner” to staff members, according to the order.

After waiting 20 minutes, she walked past the reception area and to Knope’s office, according to court documents. Upon entering the office, she placed a target practice sheet on his desk chair. It contained 25 bullet holes in the paper head and body, the report said.

Christine then stopped by Luke’s proctologist’s office, and left an exploding enema on his desk. Ok I just made that part up but it’s funny.

Lute’s wife has claimed that the good Dr. Knope has attempted to “destroy her marriage” in the past. Whatever the case she is clearly unstable and apparently a pretty shot. This never would’ve happened if he had just refilled Lute’s Viagra prescription like she asked him to.

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