Broken Plays: Happy 2009 Edition
Posted by Thomas the Terrible on January 2, 2009
Woo hoo 2009 is here and you know what means right? It means you put the past behind you and look to the future.
Welcome to Tennessee Coach 0, I sure have missed you. That’s right folks I’m going to have to get Cajun man out of retirement because Coach 0 has left the Saints while snubbing LSU and joined King Kiffin’s staff at Tennessee. All this of course means I have new ammo to make fun of my favorite team.
Yaw yaw Go Vols yaw.
I’m gonna leave this blog…and when I get back I’m not gonna have a shirt on….and the rest of you (*&%$%*^s better have their shirt off too…and if anyone in this %*&^*^% room thinks they can take me…then BRING IT!!!
wOw…sOrry…I think I just blacked Out…did I just say sOmething?
See? That was easy!
Congrats to Jerod Mayo former Tennessee defensive God and this years NFL Defensive Rookie of the year!!!
The former University of Tennessee standout was a nearly unanimous choice, earning 49 of 50 votes Wednesday from a nationwide panel of sports writers and broadcasters who cover the league.
Sir Charles Barkley’s political aspirations aren’t starting off as well as he would have liked.
As most of you know he was cited for a DUI on New Years Eve but now there are something rather interesting circumstances surrounding this situation.
According to the officer who wrote the report, “He told me that he ran the stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up the girl I saw get in the passenger seat.”
The officer continues: “He asked me to admit that she was ‘hot.’ He asked me, ‘You want the truth?’ When I told him I did he said, ‘I was gonna drive around the corner and get a b**w job. He then explained that she had given him a ‘b**w job’ one week earlier and said it was the best one he had ever had in his life.”
The report says when Barkley was taken to the station, he told one of the employees, “I’ll tattoo my name on your ass” if he helped “get him out of the DUI.” According to the report, “He laughed and then quickly corrected himself and said, ‘I’ll tattoo your name on my ass’ and then laughed again.”
Well that would explain the sweatiness in the mug shot. The old “blow job around the corner” trick, been there tried that. Nice try Sir Charles.
But everyone wants to know it the same “girl” Eddie Murphy picked up a bunch of years ago?
Denver fires Mike Shanahan and yet Norv Turner will most likely remain employed this year. I like Mike Shanahan but I see it was time for him to go after 13 seasons and 2 super bowl victories.
Is it me or does he look like a zombie in the photo below?