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Dwyane Wade can relax now that T-Mobil has dropped Charles Barkley

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on January 15, 2009

Nice outfit, Chuck. Apparently you’ve gone from the Round Mound of Rebound to the Drab Flab of Rehab.

Who knew that driving while intoxicating and then telling the arresting officer that you ran a stop sign because you were on your way to get a blowjob would get you dropped by T-Mobil? Is this still not America we live in? Maybe Barkley should have considered a limo service for his Fave 5.

Then again after a careful look at the situation maybe it wasn’t the drinking, whoring or gambling. Maybe it was the shirt in his mug shot. T-Mobile could not condone that.

Don’t tell me that T-Mobile didn’t know Barkley was an obnoxious asshole when they first signed him to do their advertising?

Was him getting a DUI while on his way to a BJ really such a deviation from anything Barkley did before they signed him up???

I’m betting Sir Charles’ new Fav 5 consists of:

  1. His attorney
  2. The producers at TNT so can beg to keep his job
  3. The country club because tee times must still be made
  4. His bookie of course
  5. Heidi Fleiss

The only person who wants Charles Barkley’s endorsement right now is Gene Chizik.

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One Response to “Dwyane Wade can relax now that T-Mobil has dropped Charles Barkley”

  1. Isn’t barkley absolutey disgusting???And i love the dude but that answer as to why he was speeding made me more than a lil mad. real mad and why didn’t he just take the test and shut up????I DIDN’T SEE HIM AT THE INAGURATION AND WITH GOOD RESON-I TOLD HIM TO SHUT UP AND STAY IN PHOENIX. FOR THE RECORD, DID YA’LL KN OW THAT THE KENTUCKY PLAYERS WERE SELLING THEIR TICKETS????????????????????? LOL I BELEIEVE THAT A NCAA VIOLATION SO I AM GONNA ASK CRAIG ROBINSON AND THE NABC-OF WHICH TUBBY SMITH IS A MEMBER. AND, U NEED ONLY GO TO THIS SITE AND SEE BILLY G AND HIS 2 DUIS. (HE IS A MORON AND WHY UK WOULD PAY THE SUCKA 2.3 MIL IS WAY BEYOND ME!!!!!!!! IT IS http://WWW.CARDCHRONICLE.COM/STORY/2007/4/9/6281/72401 AND SEE HIS PIC. THOMAS THE TERIBLE–U WILL LUV IT AND SO WILL ALL THE ORANGE FANS OUT THERE-THE BOTTOM LINE ITS TRUE. DOES ANYBODY KNOW WHY ALL THOSE SYRACUSE FANS ONLY HAVE 1 CHANGE OF CLOTHING? THEY WEAR IT TO THE GAME ON SATURDAY, TO GO HUNTING ON SUNDAY, AND BACK 2 DE JAIL MONDAY THRU FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111 LOL TO B CONTINUED LATER…….IM GOING TO SEE DE BULLS PLAY! JOAKIM IS MY FAVE PLAYER DUDES, AND ITS TIME I GOT 2 C HIM START! TYL

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