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Can Isiah Thomas’ life get any worse?

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on January 16, 2009


The answer is yes, yes it can! After running the Knicks into the ground and attempting suicide (only to attempt and blame it on your daughter) one would think his life really can’t get any worse than right now or nothing could embarrass him any worse than that little sexual harassment case. Oh how one can be so mistaken.

There really isn’t an easy way to put this so I’ll just say it.

The brother of Isiah Thomas, Preston, showed his love for God by peeing on a church. I don’t think either God or the nice police officer than arrested him was amused.

“Thomas, 52, of 279 Columbine Drive, Clarendon Hills, was arrested at 9:15 a.m. Jan. 8 at Notre Dame Parish, 64 Norfolk Ave. He was charged with public urination.

Thomas was seen urinating near the church building by a passing motorist, as well as a teacher and student at Notre Dame School. He later was arrested at Golf and Chicago avenues.”

Subsequently, Preston Thomas blamed the urinating incident on his daughter.

I know many of you are reading that and thinking “Notre Dame and Penis? Is this a Brady Quinn joke?” Nope it’s not.

Sly Stallone is thankful that Frank Stallone would never pee on a church.

Remember that classic skit about R. Kelly?

♪ Haters wanna hate,
Lovers wanna love,
I don’t even want,
None of the above,
I want to piss on you.
Yes, I do, I’ll piss on you,
I’ll pee on you. ♪

Honestly hasn’t peed on a church in a drunken stupor before?Wait, he was arrested at 9:15 AM on a Thursday…


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