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Meet the Michael Phelps pot party participants

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on February 13, 2009

Yes now that Sheriff Lott is helping to save the word by rounding up party goers that were present during the infamous Michael Phelps bong hit that can mean one thing!


For the record smiling mug shots rule!

You would think that Sheriff Lott would have better thnigs to do. After all according to the Sheriff’s Department website there are 22 unsolved murders since 1996.

Maybe someday Phelps will appear on the Top 10 most wanted. 

As a residence of Richland County, I’m making it my mission to find the blond and nailing her.


Mug shot photographer to guy on right: Ummm, son, could you look at the cam...son, right, don't wander away...and for the last time, I don't have any Funyans!! Ahhh, to hell with it...(click)!


This dude looks like the illegitimate child of Robert Smith, lead singer of the Cure.


The first one looks like a serial killer and the second one will never survive in the pen





4 Responses to “Meet the Michael Phelps pot party participants”

  1. Timmy said

    This country has got to get its priorities figured out!! Alcohol and Tabacco Kill more innocent people EVERY YEAR! Marijuana will NEVER KILL in a million years. I don’t think you can find one single case of an OVER DOSE!!! LEAVE PHELPS ALONE AND FOCUS ON REAL EVENTS LIKE GLOBAL WARMING AND THE ECONOMY.

  2. Unfortunately or thankfully, depending which way you want to look at it, Sheriff Lott has no say in either the economy or global warming. However he does have a say on all the crime that happens in the county. Then again those don’t matter because Michael Phelps isn’t involved.

  3. Joel said

    The blonde looks a little bit like the lesbian Carolina Panther cheerleader.

  4. zigzag said

    Timmy must have a large crop under Gro-Lights in his basement.

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