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English man receives the ultimate punking

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on February 18, 2009

I’m about to tell you the tale of the ultimate punking that involves sports fans. It isn’t a tale of a college football rivalry or the Red Sox/Stinking Yankees rivalry. No, this involves English soccer, Facebook and two clever chaps from Liverpool. 

The man in the photo above is named Stuart Slann, a 39-year-old Man United fan.. He decides to go on vacation in Cancun where he encounters two cage fighting Liverpool fans. 

Over the course of the days in Cancun Slann drunkenly annoys the two Liverpool fans while boasting about his precious Manchester United team. I did some research and it turns out the Manchester United has won ten titles since Liverpool last won one. 

As a result of his boasting Slann was unceremoniously thrown in to the pool. As a result of this action this action he also broke his ankle. 

Slann must have really gotten on the nerves of the Liverpool chaps because they were not finished yet, after all a broken ankle will be healed. 

After Slann returned home he met a lovely Scottish lady on Facebook named “Emma” and proceeded to flirt with her online for three months. 

Finally after three months of cyber sex, Slann and Emma were going to meet. Slann drove nine hours from his home in Sheffield to Aberdeen in northern Scotland. While in route to his Scottish tart, Slann receives a text from Emma asking for a photo of himself with a sex toy in his mouth. Of course he complies. 

When Slann arrives at the meeting place he receives another text from Emma stating she has to work late. After three and a half hours of waiting, Slann calls the number which the text was sent from to find our cage fighting Liverpool chaps on the other end of the phone. 

To make matters worse, the Liverpool chaps posted the below video to various outlets, which was found by Slann’s wife, who of course promptly left him. The video has the picture of Slann with the sex toy and the phone conversation on it. 

Slann being a man who is clearly defeated only had this to say: 

“If they had asked to drive to Manchester, Leeds or even Liverpool it wouldn’t have been so bad and maybe I’d have seen the funny side,” Slann said.  “But to drag me all the way to Aberdeen was just cruel.”


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