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George Mason elects a dude that looks like a lady as Homecoming Queen

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on February 23, 2009

Not pictured: John Travolta up in the rafters with bucket of pig blood.

By most accounts George Mason University is highly rated for its academics and according to U.S. News and World Reports it’s the “No. 1 national university to watch”.

I don’t know if there is a lack of women on the campus or not however I do know that some dude was named the winner of the university’s Ms. Mason competition. Granted he’s hotter than most of the Northeast school homecoming queens. This has generated one of the better headlines for the Washington Post.

On a very special episode of Saved by the Bell…Reann Ballslee (real name Ray Allen) performs in a drag-queen show and won the Ms. Mason competition over two other women in voting done by email. Whatever happened to don’t ask, don’t make your penis look like a vagina?

“Allen said he decided to enter the Ms. Mason contest this year as a joke, a last hurrah for his senior year. Soon he had donned a silver bra and zebra-print pants and was lip-syncing to Britney Spears’s “Womanizer” at the qualifying pageant Feb. 9, overseen by Miss Virginia 2009. Competitors included a government and politics major from Chesapeake and a Chi Omega sorority member who told the school newspaper she should win because “I have pride in Mason to the point where my towels are green and gold.”

Video here.

Of course this is causing some controversy among the students and faculty.

“It’s really annoying,” said Bollinger, who works as an ambassador for the admissions office. “The game was on TV. Everyone was there. All eyes were on us. And we do something like this? It’s just stupid.”

I wonder what Karl Rove, one of the school’s most notable alumni, is saying about all this. I bet he totally has this kid on speed dial.

Some alumni are claiming this is a moral outrage. I feel you should elect the homecoming queen during football games! Get a football program you losers!

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