20 Girls + One Long Pole + Jim Edmonds = I need to take a trip to St. Louis
Posted by Thomas the Terrible on March 6, 2009
Jim Edmonds previously played for the St. Louis Cardinals before going to the loser Cubs. Like some professional athletes Edmonds has business ventures outside of sports. One such business is the F15teen Restaurant and Lounge.
Edmonds is giving some young lady the chance of a lifetime by winning his newest invention that I have dubbed the Stripper Battle Royal.
Talk about class! One pole, 20 girls and yes tonight Edmonds will be there in person. This is sort of, well, exactly what I would do if I was Jim Edmonds for a day. At least for tonight he will cover more grass in one day than he has for about 2 seasons now.
Edmond’s has just opened a store account at Verlo Mattress in anticipation of the stripper killing he will be doing during this event.