Calling all depressed Cowboy fans
Posted by Thomas the Terrible on March 13, 2009
Are you down in the dumps because the T.O. experiment was a colossal failure? Maybe you’re depressed because the Steelers are the one true king of the NFL.
Well…I have just the solution for you.
GET DRUNK! Off the Jerome Bettis edition of Jose Cuervo! That way you will feel like how Pacman Jones feels while in strip-clubs:
Alone, angry, depressed and drunk all at once.