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Shawn your dance partner is pitching a tent and I ain’t talking about camping

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on April 2, 2009

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I'm sorry, but the Loverboy tribute band tryouts are on stage 7A, this is stage 7B.

I’m starting to feel sorry for our Olympic hero Shawn Johnson. Not only has she fallen on hard times by having to relegate herself by appearing on Dancing with the Starts where some super stalker attempts to visits her but she also has to put up with Marc Ballas wearing Richard Simmons shorts and a woody.

Thankfully Johnson’s stalker, Robert O’Ryan will be going to jail for quite a long time. To bad the same can’t be said about Ballas’ junk poking through his shorts or the headband he is wearing. She’s 17 for crying’ out loud. I think Chris Hanson of NBC News is hiding in the background.

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2 Responses to “Shawn your dance partner is pitching a tent and I ain’t talking about camping”

  1. […] Chris Hanson…Paging Chris Hanson. You’re needed on the Dancing with The Stars set…STAT! […]

  2. webkatalog said

    Since when do you have a blog?

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