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This guy will make a great dad. *Sarcasm*

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on June 16, 2009

Here is the perfect story of father’s day 2009. It seems that Jonathan Weaver of Las Vegas recently had a problem but poorly chose the wrong way to correct it. 

Jonathan wanted to watch Game 3 of the NBA Finals Tuesday of last week but he had to baby-sit because his girlfriend selfishly had something to do like school. So while watching her two kids (ages 1 and 2) he started desperately needing sports. Just then he had a brilliant idea. He decided to tie up the kids in their car seats, bind their hands (so they wouldn’t mess with his tools, you know safety first), tie a rope around their necks, stuff a cloth in their mouths and leave them in the garage. I mean it isn’t his fault he couldn’t afford that cage at Petco. After that he went to PTs Pub and watch the game. Now since he isn’t 21 I’m sure how he was allowed in, however if the bar isn’t checking IDs anyway, why not just bring the kids with you? Not one, but two designated drivers. 

Jonathan’s reasoning for all this was nothing short of a Mensa member: 

Police said Weaver didn’t think leaving the children was a big deal “because they have had campouts inside” the garage. 

The mom wasn’t charged with attempted murder however she is currently preggers with this moron’s kid. 

All kidding aside, I get knots in my stomach when I think of what those poor kids had to endure. Oh, and I do hope the bound and gagged routine is allowed in prison. They love child abusers there.

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One Response to “This guy will make a great dad. *Sarcasm*”

  1. […] Some people will do ANYTHING for the game….he needs to be dragged behind a […]

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