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It’s time to say goodbye

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on July 31, 2008

to Manny 😦


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She Thinks People in Alaska & Hawaii are Dumb, I Agree

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on July 18, 2008

I was cruising by ESPN and reading about the failures of this years Yankees team and I spot the “Sports Nation” poll. The question was: How will the Yankees fare? The choices are as follows:

  • Win the AL East
  • Win the AL wild card
  • Miss the playoffs
  • Finish below .500

Overwhelmingly the nation and the world for that matter pick the Yankees to miss the playoffs with the exception of Alaska & Hawaii. Obviously these two baseball starved states haven’t been paying attention to the performance of the Yank’mees this year. Sad…

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As a Red Sox Fan I must say this Frightens Me

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on July 15, 2008

Ummm Yeah….

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The AMI & the Porn Industry Support Jason Giambis’ All Star Mustache

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on July 10, 2008

Up until this year most Yankee fans would have told you that they hate Jason Giambi. He was just another overpaid underachieving cog in the Yankees evil empire. Then suddenly something happened, he grew a mustache reminiscent of the mustaches that the 70’s porn kings such as Ron Jeremy sports.

So let’s be clear on this. Jason Giambi wears a golden thong & sports a porn-stache all equal starting first baseman for the American League in this years’ all star game.

Of course Jason had some help. The American Mustache Institute (AMI) whose mission statement of “Protecting the rights of, and fighting discrimination against, mustached Americans by promoting the growth, care, and culture of the mustache,” officially endorsed Giambis’ all star ballot.

“It doesn’t take a mathematician to figure out that Jason Giambi’s hitting prowess plus a fashionable mustache, equals a bona fide All-Star,” said Aaron Perlut, Executive Director of The American Mustache Institute. “Giambi’s significant first-half production as well as his powerful lip fur – indicating great intellect and good looks – make two very compelling reasons for his place on the American League All-Star roster.”

Lip fur…lovely…oh & they made a video as well. Praising Giambi and man-loving his mustache.

The Yankees actually urged the fans in a press release to vote for Giambi and his porn-stache:

The New York Yankees are urging fans to “Support the ‘Stache” and vote for first baseman Jason Giambi on Major League Baseball’s Final All-Star Ballot.

Before this year the only thing Giambi delivered for the Yankees was an admission to using steroids but thanks to his golden thong and his Ron Jeremy like mustache he’s in the all star game.

All this is driving Yankees radio announcer John Sterling to act less than professional in the media dining room at Yankees stadium. According to the New York Post:

Yankees radio announcer John Sterling is being called out for foul behavior in the stadium’s press dining room. “Sterling has made a habit of walking over to the dessert table and dipping his finger into the ice cream barrel,” one stadium worker told us, adding that the play-by-play vet has also used the same tablespoon to repeatedly take samples. During the Boston series, “He wandered over to the cake and pie section, broke off a piece of a cake slice, ate it and wiped his grimy hands on the linen tablecloth, leaving the remainder of the slice for someone else to eat – which indeed happened,” our spy continued.

See what you can achieve with the support of the AMI and the porn industry backing you? The porn-stache is a powerful thing. But only a goatee like I and Boston Red Sox slugger Kevin Youkilis sport, can bring you the riches of a popular blog and your own sports drink.

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Someone in Memphis Threatened the Red Sox…Gee I Wonder Who it was

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on July 1, 2008

The Red Sox and MLB have sent security teams to St. Petersburg, Fla., for the next three days due to a recent threat made against the club’s players.

According to the Boston Herald, the Sox recently received a mailed threat, postmarked in Memphis, Tenn., which targeted black and Latin players, calling out at least two by name. The players have been informed about the threats and will likely have security accompaniment away from Tropicana Field.

The Sox are sending at two of their top security officials, Patrick “Kiss me I’m drunk” Flanagan & Liam “Kiss me I’m drunker and the Yankees Suck” O’Connor while another security team is due from MLB’s office in New York. Yeah MLB can’t prove anything against Bonds and yet they think the players should be safe with their security team. The FBI and police departments in St. Petersburg, Boston, Memphis and Baltimore have been brought up to speed of the threats, which are a federal crime. Unless you’re Albert Bell then it’s a super secret double probation felony.

According to the Herald, law-enforcement authorities have been looking for a suspect believed to be from Baltimore but living in the Memphis area. As of when I’m typing this, he is not in custody yet. Of course he could getting arrested right now as far as I know but I’m not posting this until Tuesday so there!

The threat is believed to be totally unrelated to the recent tensions between the Sox and Rays, who play for the first time since their brawl about 4 guys jumped on Coca Crisp who whipped some Tampa ass at Fenway Park on June 5. There was to be no added security visible with the team this weekend at Minute Maid Park.

Sox general manager Theo “Hey Mr Kotter” Epstein declined comment on the matter. MLB vice president for public relations Patrick Courtney also clammed up while citing baseball’s policy against discussing security issues.

Now my theory is that the whole business about the suspect being from Baltimore is a ruse. I believe authorities are indeed looking for someone in the Memphis area though. Which Leads me to believe that they are looking for this guy.

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Tempers Flare Sox Still Win

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on June 6, 2008

Coco Dodges

In the process of defeating the Tampa Rays by a score of 7-1 Boston center fielder Coco Crisp was hit on the right hip by Tampa Bay right-hander James Shields, prompting a benches-clearing brawl in the second inning.

Crisp dropped his bat, charged the mound, ducked a wild right by Shields before throwing a few punches of his own on Shields before being tackled to the ground by catcher Dioner Navarro.

Rays DH Jonny “I’m a Cheapshot Artist” Gomes charged the mound from the dugout, jumped on Navarro and Crisp, and threw a few punches that hit Crisp while he was on the ground.

I now know why nobody in Tampa watches these bums. What a bunch a jerkoffs. They try to pick fights with the Yankees in SPRING TRAINING and now this? Seems like a bunch of immature thugs crying over sour apples. I hope Sheilds gets a 7 day suspension, and Gomes, he should get 7 games as well. What a punk. Crisp deserves a lengthy suspension as well, but it’s not like he had a choice…Just trying to defend himself from a blatant attempt to injure him.

The tempers carried over from Wednesday’s game when Tampa Bay manager Joe Maddon said Crisp “intentionally” tried hurt somebody. He slid hard into second baseman Akinori Iwamura when he was caught stealing two innings after shortstop Jason Bartlett blocked the bag with his leg which was a bush league move. Crisp injured his left thumb against Bartlett’s leg.

“It’s simple,” Gomes said, when asked what he was doing when he got to the mound. “I’m just going out there for my pitcher’s defense.”

Crisp, who had a scratch on his forehead and right cheek, was most upset with what happened under the pile.

“I charged the mound. [Shields] tried to hit me with a punch,” Crisp said. “I’m not upset at all. We fought. That’s all it is. There were some cheap shots there. [Carl] Crawford came sliding in. I don’t know why he was pulling hair, scratching. After that it was three, four guys on one.”

Crawford = complete woman.

After Wednesday’s game, Maddon said

“I believe the players should take care of things on the field.”

Crisp was also involved in a flare-up in the eighth Wednesday. When he went to the mound to make a pitching change, Maddon turned toward the Red Sox dugout and said something to Crisp.

“Everybody else on the mound started looking over there so I got louder,” Crisp said after the game. “I don’t know if he could hear what I was saying but basically I just said, ‘I did that on my own so don’t punish anybody else on the team.”

Crisp said he was upset with shortstop Bartlett, not Iwamura, after Bartlett put his knee down in front of the bag on Crisp’s successful steal in the sixth. His thumb was bandaged after the game, but he started Thursday.

“I told him … I’d get back on base and then I’m going to show him how I felt about it,” Crisp said. “It wasn’t as dramatic as it probably would have been if he would have covered the bag.”

These guys miss hockey season already.

Coco Connects

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Yankees Fan Desperate for any Kind Victory Tries Murder…She is still a Loser

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on May 6, 2008

Yankee fans I know that’s it driving you crazy that Boston is rocking the top of the AL East while your Scum-sucking Yankees are next to last, but is murdering a Red Sox fan going to help you win? No, no it won’t…

Meet Ivonne Hernandez. This lovely piece of Yankee trash ran down a man named Matthew Beaudoin in her car after a Red Sox-Yankees argument in a bar. This bitch never hit her brakes as she accelerated toward the small group he was in.

Don’t you just love friendly rivalries? People are taking the new GTA IV way too seriously. Judging from her picture, I would have thought she was the one that got ran over by the car…but in her defense, that sure is a snazzy Breathe Right strip.

“She never braked, and she accelerated at a high speed for about 200 feet. She went directly at this group of people,” prosecutor Susan Morrell said.

“Mary Kay” Hernandez was ordered held without bail after being arraigned Monday in Nashua District Court. The charges, including aggravated drunken driving, are felonies, so Hernandez could not enter a plea. Which being a Yankees fan would have been innocent because surely she would have misremembered the details.

What I would like to know why this is being charged as second degree murder when it should be first degree premeditated and she gunned the car right at them. However it wasn’t planned in advance nor premeditated. This was a drunk who obviously went way too far. Plus, it’s easier to get the 2nd degree murder conviction. Damn I answered my own question there, I’m brilliant!

Authorities won’t describe the argument beforehand in Slade’s Food & Spirits, but witnesses said it heated up when Hernandez identified herself as a New York Yankees whore. Nashua, 45 miles northwest of Boston, is Red Sox country.

Bartender Tanya Moran said the argument spilled outside, and at least one person in a group that included Beaudoin began chanting “Yankees suck!” when they saw a Yankees sticker on Hernandez’s car.

So instead of facing the truth Hernandez gunned her car and struck Beaudoin and his friend Maria Hughes, 21. Beaudoin’s sister, Faith Beaudoin, said Hughes had only minor injuries because her brother shielded her. Beaudoin died of massive head trauma at a hospital, Morrell said.

“Mary Kay” Hernandez was arrested at the scene. She acknowledged she had been drinking and refused to take a breath-alcohol test, said Morrell, a senior assistant attorney general. Hernandez said she had been in an argument with the group.

“She indicated to police that she wanted to scare this group of people. She thought they would get out of the way,” Morrell said.

Nice…alcohol and stupidly don’t mix but throw in the Yankee fan factor & you have yourself a drunken corporate whore.

Faith Beaudoin said her brother, who lived in Nashua, was a 1997 graduate of Nashua High School who worked dealing poker at Sharky’s Poker Room in Manchester and Nashua. She said his organs, including his heart, liver and kidneys, were donated in hopes of saving other people’s lives.

“He was always helping people when he was alive, and he’s still saving lives,” she said, choking back tears.

In all seriousness now I pray for the victim and their family.

Anyone that parrots the “typical Yankee fan” line or anything similar is a complete idiot. I mean, I’m a massive Sox fan, but there’s no place for stupidity like that.

I also have some questions.

  1. Why would any guy in his right mind follow a woman who looks like THAT out of a bar?
  2. Do bars in Nashua not have any semblance of security (or even the bartender) to diffuse the situation before someone gets killed???????
  3. How desperate will Joel and I be for stories get until football season starts?
  4. Why the hell was that Yankee skank even at a Red Sox bar?

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Yankee Fan = Classless + Fail

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on April 27, 2008

This video cracks me up. Notice the Yankee in typical classless fashion attack the Boston fan from behind only to get schooled in his teams ball park and arrested. Thus enters Fail. I’ll give him the MLB Fan Moral Victory Award.

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Which is Worse?

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on April 20, 2008

Knowing Memphis lost or knowing Justin Timberlake was pulling for them?

Knowing the Heat aren’t in the playoffs or knowing Pat Riley might have made sexual advances towards commissioner Stern in order to get into the playoffs?

Knowing that reliever Kyle Farnsworth was suspended for three games and fined for throwing a fastball behind the neck of Boston slugger & Yankee killer Manny Ramirez earlier in the week or knowing if he tries that shit again the Redsox ninjas will kill him and his family?

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Once Again it’s Time for the Greatest Rivalry in Sports

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on April 10, 2008

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