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Real Prank Calls to OJ Simpson

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on April 15, 2008

Freaking Classic

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Logan Young: Sacrificial Lamb

Posted by Little Bear Cub on March 31, 2008

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Look at Mr. Young. He looks so peaceful, stoic, determined, and defiant. Damned all of the legal troubles, he is a true sacrifice for the institution that we call Alabama football. I love this pic of Mr. Young. Hanging on the wall behind him is God in houndstooth, Coach Bryant. I dare not call Mr. Young by his first name, because he is too important in the annals of Alabama football.

Some of us members of the now “Saban Nation” have distanced ourselves from Mr. Young. Not me. I fully embrace Mr. Young for his efforts to make sure that ‘Bama Ball keeps its rightful place among the top of college football. USC, Notre Dame, Ohio State, and Michigan football be damned. Alabama IS college football and the sacrifice that Mr. Young has made should be a shining example of giving up yourself for the greater good of Alabama football. RTR…

I am getting almost misty eyed writing this, but if I can get at least one of my fellow ‘Bama brethern to see the light, then I will gladly dehydrate by ocular extraction for the greater good. After all, Mr. Young gave the ultimate gift in the name of Alabama football, so a few lost tears won’t hurt.

Last December, before I made my winter hunting trip to Shreveport, I was in the Bass Pro Shop in Prattville looking for a brand new Benelli Super Nova w/ Steady Grip. This gun is perfect for hunting the native nutria in Shreveport. As I was holding the piece, a vision came upon me. As I made my purchase, I decided to name this particular gun Mr. Young. This gun would be used to pierce the hearts and heads of any prey that may come before me, just as Mr. Young used his incredible finances to ensure recruits land at Alabama. Anyway, after we set up our nutria blind in Shreveport, I got my gear on and loaded Mr. Young. As I laid down cabbage leaves in the nutria kill zone, I raced back to the blind until the first critter came out. I grabbed Mr. Young, saw the creature through my Bushnell scope, and squeezed the trigger. I caught that nutria right between the eyes. Mr. Young was accurate and deadly, just like the original. We ate plenty of nutria that night in December, along with some Golden Flake chips and a Coke, just like Bear did. The next night, we watched the Tide roll over those pagans from Colorado.

Mr. Young, you are gone, but this Little Bear Cub will never forget you or the sacrifice that you made for the University of Alabama. ROLL TIDE ROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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YMSWWC’s “Official” NFL Draft Preview Picks 1-5

Posted by Joel Jackson on February 12, 2008

Well I am a little bit depressed because the TV will be polluted with coverage of Roger Clemens v. Brian MacNamee. How many times can one hear a variation of “It Wasn’t Me???” Examples: “I didn’t use steroids. Period.” “I did not have sexual relations with woman, Ms. Lewinsky.” “I didn’t kill my wife and her friend.” “I didn’t try to make it rain in the strip club.” “I am not a crook.” So with that said, let us instead focus on the future, where we can hope that this top rated prospect becomes either the next Dan Fouts or the next Tony Mandarich. This year, I think we might have both. Here are the official (unless Thomas says different) YMSWWC NFL Mock Draft Picks (1-5)

ani_mermaid2.gif Miami Dolphins: These heartbreakers have the distinct pleasure of picking first. Yes the needs are many. There is not a position on the field that they do not need any immediate help. Outside of Jason Taylor, you can pretty much trash the roster. In comes Bill Parcells. He will bring organization to a franchise that still is trying to recover from “Saban Nation”. I have heard that a certain billionaire wildcatter who is an Arkansas alum may be trying to trade up with a certain coach turned GM that used to sign that GM’s checks, and that would make sense. Dolphins could use 2 first round picks, but I don’t see that happening. With that said, they will take long hard look at Glenn Dorsey, Jake Long, and Chris Long. So the pick will be: Glenn Dorsey, DT, LSU.

a_sosheep_0205.jpgSt. Louis Rams-Yet another team that went through a hard season. These aren’t your 1999-2002 Rams anymore. They are more like the 1989-1998 Rams. Age, injuries, bad free agent signings have turned these rams into sheep (Quick Longhorn/Aggie joke: How do you know when you are getting close to AggieLand? When you start seeing the sheep back up to the fence). Defense is more of a need than offense at this point. Pick: Chris Long, DE, Virginia.

images.jpeg Atlanta Falcons-Wow. Holy weed smoking, dog fighting, carpet bagging, GM and Coach rejection Batman. What in the world is going on in the ATL??? Well this is actually an easy pick, just because they have one big black hole where the QB spot is (not the black hole that is being pounded in Leavenworth). I think this will be a bad pick, but somebody’s gotta overpay for an All-American QB, so it might as well be Arthur Blank. Pick: Matt Ryan (Leaf), QB, Boston College

soul-hc-c.jpg Kansas City Chiefs-Offensive Line, Offensive Line, Offensive Line. Yes, they need a QB and another WR, but what good is all of that if you have a revolving door for an offensive line??? It’s hard to think that the O-Line was just a few years ago spectacular. Even though I love Ryan Clady from Boise St., that makes too much sense, and the overlord team President known as Carl Petersen doesn’t make decisions that make sense. So: Jake Long, OT, Michigan

chibi-jack-sparrow-by-evilchibiminion.jpg Oakland Raiders-These are some of the most dedicated fans that I have seen, and yet, some of the scariest. I had a couple of friends that went to Whatevertheycallit Coliseum to see Oakland and the Titans play. They figured a nice trip to the Bay Area would be great. Let’s just say that it wasn’t a good trip. One word of advice: If making the trip to see a Raiders game, do NOT wear the other team’s colors unless your name is Kimbo Slice or you love the aroma of beer, weed, and middle aged biker chicks. Of course, this is Uncle Al’s team, and he LOVES offense. Guess who this pick will be??? Darren McFadden, RB, Arkansas

Picks 6-10 will be coming soon…

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For The Thug Who Has Everything

Posted by Joel Jackson on January 29, 2008

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Now this is a present. This game is basically a Monopoly, but instead of “Go To Jail”, you try to break out of jail and/or get parole. This is a description of the game from the official website:

Fight your way through 6 different exciting locations in hopes of being granted parole. Escape prison riots in The Yard, slip glass into a mob boss’ lasagna in the Cafeteria, steal painkillers from the nurse’s desk in the Infirmary, avoid being cornered by the Aryans in the Shower Room, fight off Latin Kings in Gang War, and try not to smoke your entire stash in The Hole.

The artistry of each handcrafted piece is matched with comparable humor & intelligence on every card. Stack your smokes, sharpen your shank, and get ready for an experience that only someone on the outside could appreciate.

Wow. What more can be said. Check out the game pieces. Who among us played Monopoly as a kid and thought “Wouldn’t it be cool if instead of a thimble I could use a Glock as my game piece???”

What’s the sports connection??? Well let’s see: The founder of the company and game is John Sebelius, son of Kansas Gov. Kathleen Sebelius. Kansas is where America’s “favorite” marijuana smuggling (and smoking), lawsuit avoiding, Valtrex popping, inaccurate throwing, dog killing QB Michael Vick is currently doing his time. But let’s think of the endless possibilities..

How about a “Playmakers” Edition featuring O.J., his white Bronco, memorabilia, copy of “If I Did It”, and a Naked Gun DVD for playing pieces???

Or a “Ballers” Edition, with Kobe attached to a blonde female hotel clerk, Roy Tarpley, transcripts of Tim Donaghy’s gambling probe, Jack Sikma’s perm, and WNBA TV Ratings???

Lastly, what about a “Juiced” version, with Jose Canseco, Barry Bonds, Marion Jones, a syringe, and a torn record book???

If they market this game right, it could be a gold mine. Of course, someone needs to mail some of these games to all SEC schools, so they can play as part of the “Super Secret Double Probation”…

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Fun With O.J. Simpson

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on January 17, 2008

I’m running rather late this morning so I don’t have time to do the O.J. update that I wanted to do, however after work I plan on writing something. In the meantime this video should entertain you.

This I proclaim on 1/17/08.

TtT

 

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Pacman Jones & O.J. Simpson Have Caused Me to Break Another New Years Resolution

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on January 16, 2008

This year I made five resolutions and thanks to Pacman Jones and O.J. Simpson I have now broken three of them. Here’s a breakdown of what the resolutions were.

  1. Exercise more- Yeah right it’s not broken I just haven’t started it.
  2. Stop smoking- Again it’s not broken I just haven’t started it.
  3. Don’t eat week old sushi- I’m going strong on that one (so far)
  4. Don’t throw unopened jars of baby food at midgets- had a close call last Saturday afternoon when I saw my first midget of the year while standing in the parking lot of a Mexican restaurant. I really wanted to hurl some Gerbers but I resisted.
  5. Don’t make fun of Pacman Jones & O.J. Simpson because they’ve made some mistakes- Well, after today I’m throwing that one out the widow.

As we all know Pacman Jones is working hard to change his life and impress Roger Goodell enough to get back into the league. He went ahead and took the plea bargain the prosecutors in Vegas were offering him but we all know he’s truly innocent. (Written with sarcasm)


This is the new Pacman, new haircut. Same entourage.

Until Tuesday people might have thought different of him, like he was actually maturing. Of course those people still believe in Santa Claus so let me burst that bubble for them while I’m at it. I killed Santa and Pacman Jones is not only still going to strip clubs now he’s sucker punching female attorneys that happen to be there.

“A woman is seeking an arrest warrant against suspended Tennessee Titans cornerback Adam “Pacman” Jones, claiming he punched her at an Atlanta strip club.

Fulton County Magistrate Court officials told The Associated Press on Tuesday that Wanda S. Jackson asked for the warrant after a Jan. 3 altercation at the Body Tap Strip Club.

Jackson, an attorney, says in her filing that she was in the club’s office when an angry Jones accused managers of stealing his money and bracelet.

“I was sitting in the office and he lunged at me numerous times in an effort to do grave bodily harm,” Jackson wrote in the warrant application filed Jan. 7. “Veronica Jones, an owner, went into the hall to deal with a member of his entourage. I followed to gawk. He was in the hall, surprisingly reached over or around a security guard and sucker punched me in my left eye.”

Jackson did not immediately return a phone message requesting comment. Jones’ attorney Manny Arora said no warrant has been issued against his client.

Norris Arnold, a court support manager for Fulton County, said a magistrate judge will review Jackson‘s application on Feb. 8 to determine whether the warrant will be filed.

WSB-TV in Atlanta reported that Jackson said she was in the strip club because of a divorce case she is handling.”

“Grave bodily harm” I love it. The first question I have why can’t an attorney come up with a better excuse as for as the reasons for being in the strip club than “because of a divorce case.” What is she a private eye? Oh wait let me guess, she’s not only a lawyer but she’s also working there on the side to help pay off law school loans. If that’s the case the first thing that strippers should be taught is not to gawk at Pacman Jones because he’ll put your eye out. Make it rain Pacman!

Now moving on from one train wreck to another.

Did you know that O.J. Simpson is back in jail? Yep, it’s true. Apparently when the judge at his last bond hearing told him not contact anyone relating to the current pending case against him, he missed the part about instructing others to contact them on his behalf is still considered the same as contacting them himself.

“O.J. Simpson was in jail Saturday, accused of violating terms of his bail in an armed robbery case, after a bondsman told authorities the former football star tried to get him to pass a message to a co-defendant. Simpson is awaiting a 9 a.m. Wednesday court hearing, when prosecutors plan to request that Simpson’s bail be revoked and he be kept in jail until the trial, set for April.

Simpson, 60, arrived in Las Vegas on Friday on a commercial flight from Florida with his North Las Vegas-based bail bondsman, Miguel Pereira. He was taken in handcuffs by a police escort to the Clark County Detention Center.

Pereira, of You Ring We Spring, said he was unhappy because he had not been paid for handling Simpson’s bail. Pereira added he gave prosecutors the message Simpson wanted him to take to a co-defendant because he didn’t want to face criminal charges.

“He left a message instructing me to do something violating a court order,” the bondsman told The Associated Press after escorting Simpson from his home in Miami. “I don’t want to get involved in such a dilemma or a criminal act.”

Oh O.J. when will you ever learn? What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. You Ring We Spring now that sounds classy. Maybe the University of South Carolina Gamecocks should make them the new official bail bonds man. If sounds a lot better than the one they’re using now, “Sho’Nuff Bail Bonds.”

Of course the attorneys for Simpson are denying that anything like that ever happened, because if they didn’t then Pacman Jones would dot their eyes as well. O.J.’s getting to old for that, with arthritis and all.

“District Attorney David Roger, in a motion filed Friday in Clark County District Court, alleges that the tape-recorded message Simpson left for Pereira on Nov. 16 was an effort to contact co-defendant Clarence “C.J.” Stewart, which violated a court order.

“I just want, want C.J. to know that … I’m tired of this [expletive],” Simpson is quoted in the documents as saying on the taped message. “Fed up with [expletives] changing what they told me. All right?”

Pereira confirmed that Simpson left the message, in which he expressed frustration at testimony during a three-day preliminary hearing in November.”

Wow, yet another tape of Simpson one would think he would learn not to leave messages. What a moron.

“Galanter said he believed the “new crimes” referred to allegations of witness tampering. He called Pereira a member of Simpson’s defense team, and said he was “totally miffed” by the effort to use a tape of a permissible phone call to try to revoke Simpson’s bail.

“He was clearly voicing frustration to a member of the defense team who had been providing security, transportation and investigation services,” Galanter said.

Pereira said he provided security and transportation, and that Simpson stayed at his home during the preliminary hearing. But he said he and his business, You Ring We Spring bail bonds, were not part of Simpson’s legal team.

“I’m a separate entity,” he said. “Whenever they go into their attorney-client thing, I step out of the room. I’m not an investigator, nor am I hired or paid by their defense team.”

Pereira said he was upset that Simpson never paid him the $18,750 he was due for posting Simpson’s bail.

“I’m in the bag for plane tickets, car rental down in Florida, even the $40 filing fee at the jail,” he said.”

Man, not only does O.J. have a powerful (if you call the fact he takes 2 for 1 coupons powerful) attorney but his legal team consists of his very own whiney bonds man. If this attorney kidding me? Now I’m not a lawyer but common sense tells me that the bail bonds man isn’t apart of the legal team. If this is the best attorney O.J. can find then he’s fucked. (Yay!)

Marion Jones told the feds a fib and got six months in prison to commence ASAP. O.J. murdered two people, lied to the world, and was found not guilty by a jury of imbeciles. Not until Simpson tried to show the world that he was more important than his terms of probation did the law finally begin to put him in his place. With any luck at all he will be imprisoned until his trial and then be given a life sentence without the possibility of parole.


Told you I killed him and the Easter Bunny is next!!

This I proclaim on 1/16/08.

TtT

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The Preliminary Hearing is Over, OJ Gets Set For “Trial of the Century” Part Deux

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on November 15, 2007

All good movies deserve a sequel and apparently so do some carnival sideshows such as an OJ “Slasher” Simpson trial. Justice of the Peace Joe M. Bonaventure, didn’t waste any time ruling that all 12 charges would remain in upcoming blockbuster that will be titled “Trial of the Century Part Deux”.

In this latest chapter of the OJ saga expect to see OJ attempt to fend off kidnapping & armed robbery charges. Kidnapping convictions could result in a life sentence with possibility of parole. Armed robbery convictions would require some time in prison.

His crack team of attorneys argued that these charges are based upon the words of con artists and wanted them dropped. Granted these guys aren’t as good as the first dream team that defended OJ, then again OJ is poor now and he had to use that use one lawyer and get the services of the second one free coupon. Somebody better let OJ attorneys know that the FBI was made aware of this crime before it took place.

“This is what we expected,” Simpson told The Associated Press before he left the courtroom. “If I have any disappointment it’s that I wish a jury was here. As always, I rely on the jury system.”

Nice, I’m sure the comment come back to haunt him. If he is found guilty, which all of America seems to be rooting for (thank God), then he can write book titled “If I Still Believed in the Jury System”.

“Another Simpson lawyer, Gabriel Grasso, argued it was unclear whether prosecutors considered as kidnapping the act of luring two sports memorabilia dealers to a hotel room — or whether the charge was based on a confrontation that followed.

“This is clearly overcharging,” he said.”

“These guys are bad. The court can’t ascribe any credibility to what came out of their mouths,” said attorney John Moran Jr., who represents Ehrlich.

“Every witness up there was looking to sell testimony and make money off of this case,” Moran said.

Owens offered no defense of their character but said, “It’s not like the state went out and found the witnesses. These are people aligned with O.J. Simpson. These are the people he surrounds himself with.”

Boom!!! Score one for the prosecution. All they have to do is say look at the facts of the case. The fact that he is dating Christie Prody should be a punishable offense alone. Maybe OJ and Michael Vick can share a cell together, then again even Vick would be repulsed by OJ.

So I profess on this day 11/15/07

TtT

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OJ Simpson & the FBI Working Together?

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on November 3, 2007

Nope I refuse to believe it however the FBI was made aware of OJ “Slasher” Simpson’s plans to retrieve his memorabilia some three weeks before the now infamous incident occurred. J. Edgar Hoover must be rolling over in his grave right now…while admiring the pretty burial dress that was chosen for him.

“Federal agents learned three weeks in advance that O.J. Simpson and a memorabilia dealer planned an operation to retrieve personal items Simpson said were stolen from him, according to FBI reports obtained Friday by The Associated Press.

Dealer Thomas Riccio told FBI agents Aug. 21 that Simpson wanted to televise the operation as he confronted a collector who was peddling thousands of pieces of Simpson’s memorabilia.

“The guy flat-out told me he had items stolen from O.J.’s house,” he said. “I have a legitimate business.”

Riccio told FBI agents Aug. 21 that Simpson wanted to videotape the confrontation. There was no mention in the report of plans to use guns.

Riccio was advised to contact a lawyer before taking any action and was told that alerting the FBI would not absolve him of any potential crime, FBI agent Linda Kline wrote of the meeting in Los Angeles.”

Why in the bloody hell would Simpson want to televise a crime? That’s the stupidest thing I have ever heard of….oh wait this is OJ we’re talking about…so yeah that makes sense now.

“Simpson, 60, and five other men were arrested after they allegedly stormed a Palace Station hotel room in Las Vegas guns drawn Sept. 13 to seize the items.

Las Vegas police said the FBI did not alert them before the confrontation. An FBI spokesman declined to comment on the interview.

Simpson is charged with several felonies including armed robbery and kidnapping. Three co-defendants have pleaded guilty to lesser charges in exchange for testimony against Simpson. A preliminary hearing is scheduled next week.”

If I was the FBI I doubt I would alert the Las Vegas PD either, because this story sounds to crazy to be true. Then again a simple phone call wouldn’t have hurt either. Maybe get agents Moulder & Scully on the case.

Seriously with sarcasm set aside I find it disturbing that FBI literally allowed a crime to take place without any intervention at all. It’s not like the FBI actually thinks OJ isn’t capable of killing anyone. Just what law enforcement needs at this moment another bumbling screw-up by the FBI.

So I profess on this day 11/03/07.

TtT

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If I Had the Girlfriend OJ Did, I Would Want too go to Jail.

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on September 21, 2007

By now everyone knows of the legal troubles of OJ. I’m not talking about the Vegas thing I was referring to the lawsuit Jonathan Lee Riches© filed, against him. OK, fine I was talking about the Vegas thing, but the post isn’t about OJ, it’s about the lovely slutty looking lady that accompanies OJ. Her name is Christie Prody, and quite honestly she’s a crazy bitch, not to mention classy classless white trash, look at those eyebrows…Jesus……

Here are some stats on her:

  • 32
  • Former aesthetician and waitress
  • Been seeing Jailbird Juice off and on for ten years.
  • I’ve dubbed her TT for Trailer Trash

Now let’s see what type of influence she has been. This is according the CBS news.

  • Jan. 2001 Police are summoned to Simpson’s home after a neighbor called to report an argument. Prody told police Simpson was angry that she came home late. No charges are filed.
  • Sept. 2000 Prody accused Simpson of using a key to break into her home, erase a message on her answering machine and take a letter. She called police but did not press charges.
  • May 2000 Police are called to a Miami hotel after Simpson and Prody got into a loud dispute and Prody allegedly slapped and kicked him. Simpson refused to press charges.
  • Oct. 1999 Police respond to a 911 call Simpson placed from Prody’s house. According to a police report, Simpson said Prody had been on a cocaine binge. Simpson later calls that a misunderstanding.

Also in 2000 TT was arrested for having an expired license and using a handicapped sticker that wasn’t hers.

“O.J. Simpson’s on-again, off-again girlfriend has been arrested for having an expired license and using a handicapped sticker that was not registered in her name.

Miami police questioned Christine Prody when she parked her SUV in a handicapped spot.

A routine records check showed that a bench warrant had been issued for Prody for having an expired drivers license.

Police also discovered that the handicapped sticker on the vehicle was not issued to her, and they arrested her.

There is no word on whether Prody posted bail. The vehicle, which is registered to O.J. Simpson, was impounded.”

What a stupid bitch. Doesn’t she know if you’re going to park in a handicapped space to limp when the Po Po was around?

Now in 2002 there was a drug probe that involved both OJ and TT. Now that’s when the fun begins.

FBI witness statements and surveillance and search-warrant records state O.J. Simpson:

  • Used cocaine and was supplied with the illegal drug Ecstasy.
  • Allowed an Ecstasy dealer to stay at his guest home and drive his children to school.
  • Celebrated the victory in his 2001 road-rage trial by entertaining girlfriends with 2 1/2 grams of cocaine.
  • Had four bags of “suspected” marijuana, drug pipes, and cocaine residue in his home during a Dec. 4 search.

By early 2000, Miss Prody was living in Miami, and Mr. Simpson would stay with her until he bought his house. At the time, he was steeped in a custody battle in California with the relatives of his slain former wife – a dispute he won.

“When Simpson visited Miami, both Prody and Simpson called Galvez for cocaine, and would visit Galvez at her apartment to pick up cocaine,” her FBI interview states. Galvez even showed agents that she had Mr. Simpson’s number logged in her cell phone memory.

“Simpson and Prody arrived at Galvez’ house approximately three to four times during the early morning hours to buy cocaine from Galvez,” her statement reads. “Galvez did not let them in the house due to the odd hours and the fact that Simpson and Prody were already high on drugs.”

“Prody frequently arrived at Galvez’ house unannounced for cocaine,” her statement reads. “Prody called Galvez so much that Galvez changed her cellular telephone number.”

Is that a mullet? Seriously is it? 🙂 I find it amazing that these two have escaped jail for so long. It’s bad when a drug dealer has to change their cell number because you keep calling them for more drugs.

In late 2000 TT filed a false police report, according to OJ’s friend.

“Simpson’s friend, Delvon Campbell, told WPLG-TV that Simpson believes Christine Prody, 25, made false accusations to police out of retaliation. Campbell said that Simpson, 53, had called Prody’s mother to tell her that she was still using drugs. Simpson believes Prody wanted to get back at him.

Prody filed a burglary complaint against Simpson Friday, claiming he broke into her home and erased a message on her answering machine. She also told officers that Simpson took a few pages from her address book and a letter that she planned to mail to a mutual friend. Prody said that Simpson used a key to enter her Miami-Dade County home between midnight and 7 a.m., according to the police report.

Prody told detectives that she telephoned Simpson about it and he admitted going to her home because he wanted to erase a message he had left for her. She has not pressed charges.

The two have had a stormy relationship that has resulted in police action several times before. Last May, police responded to a Coral Gables hotel after the couple got into a fight. Simpson accused Prody of slapping and kicking him, but he chose not to press charges.”

Whoa she whipped Simpon’s ass sweet.

In 2002 things really get bizarre. It seems TT had some oder problems…must…resist….crack….about…her…keeping….legs….closed…eliminating from her apartment. It only gets worse from here.

“Firefighters broke open the apartment door of O.J. Simpson’s ex-girlfriend over the weekend after a neighbor reported a foul odor.

Inside the doorway, detectives found a dead cat and clothing scattered on the floor of Christie Prody’s apartment (pictured, right) along with semi-packed luggage, according to a police report.

A neighbor said that Prody, who once dated Simpson, hasn’t been seen in about a month and thought that Prody’s orange-and-white cat might be inside.

“It was a horrendous smell in the hall,” Ruth Einhorn said.

Last February, Prody’s home was burglarized. Investigators found a latex glove outside, but no arrests were made. She told police that someone left her sliding glass door open. She also reported that she was missing $2,500 in cash.”

Gee only one glove…is that a signature OJ thing? Now here is where things turn very bad…she’s a cat killer!!! The mullet wearing whore! She should cry.

“Investigators said that Christie Prody’s apartment manager saw her after police found her cat dead in her home over the weekend and gave her the news.

Prody had apparently been out of town for about a month. Police said that the cat probably starved to death. Police said that Simpson is not involved and that it is strictly an animal-abuse case. Prody was cited for one count of animal cruelty and could face a $500 fine.”

She should face more than that, but that’s just my opinion.

Still in 2002, TT “left” OJ, and sold her story to the ever trustworthy National Enquirer, in it she claims OJ confessed to the murders.

“In a blockbuster interview, Christie Prody who recently walked out on O.J. after a four-year romance told the National Enquirer that O.J.’s chilling comments convinced her “The Juice” is guilty of the killings.

Prody’s mother, Cathy Bellmore, confirmed to Fox News Thursday that the Enquirer report is true. Bellmore said her daughter is out of the country and they have a deal that she will not speak to anyone Thursday.

“O.J. killed Nicole and he told me the details,” Prody told the tabloid.

“Now that I’ve seen how O.J. is stalking me since I left him, I realize the truth was there in front of me all the time but I was blinded by love. I see now that all during the course of our relationship, O.J. was confessing by telling me details only the killer would know,” Prody said.

Prody, a sexy Nicole Brown Simpson look-alike, said that during all-night cocaine binges, O.J. would maniacally re-enact scenes from his murder trial, pretending to cross-examine witnesses.

Prody also said O.J. blamed Nicole for her own death, saying she “drove him crazy.”

I have no love for the Juice, but you’re a crazy whore. You wasn’t blinded by love you was blinded by money, his money. You two deserve each other, and if he anyone could drive the Juice crazy, it should be you. Of course OJ being the ass that he is, still gets back with her, and is still with her today. I guess when you get away with murder, one shouldn’t be to choosy when comes to companionship.

OJ does still have fans left. Abarclay on The Leaky Brain is currently trying to raise money to help OJ pay for his defense. I honestly think Abar has a thing for him, and quite honestly after reading about Prody, he can’t do much worse.

So I profess on this day 9/21/07.

tTt

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Beware the Juice is Loose!!! Stay Away From White Broncos

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on September 19, 2007

The final count of charges against Simpson now stands at eleven. Quickly here is the list and possible sentences they carry.

  • Two counts of first-degree kidnapping, a felony, carrying the possibility of life in state prison or a definite term of 15 years, depending on the sentencing judge’s discretion. Parole eligibility begins after five years.
  • Two counts of robbery with use of a deadly weapon, a felony, mandatory 2-15 years in prison, plus a possible additional 1-15 years for use of a weapon.
  • Burglary while in possession of a deadly weapon, felony, 2-15 years.
  • Coercion with use of a deadly weapon, a felony, 2-12 years in prison.
  • Two counts of assault with a deadly weapon, felony, 1-6 years.
  • Conspiracy to commit kidnapping, felony, 1-6 years.
  • Conspiracy to commit robbery, felony, 1-6 years.
  • Conspiracy to commit a crime, gross misdemeanor, 1 year in county jail.

In an unbelievable move the judge actually allowed him to post bond, which I admit I didn’t think would happen. Stupid liberal west coast judges. (That’s a joke folks) So lock up kids and your Isotoner gloves that might be two sizes too small because OJ is loose again.

“O.J. Simpson was released from jail Wednesday after posting bail in connection with the armed robbery of sports memorabilia collectors at a Las Vegas hotel.

Simpson, wearing a light blue sport coat and dark blue pants, carried a black bag as he strolled to a gray sedan with his lawyer and drove away from the Clark County Detention Center.

He did not speak to reporters or to at least one bystander who cheered.

Another spectator shouted, “Justice for Nicole, justice for Ron,” as Simpson walked to the car — a reference to Simpson’s acquittal in the slayings of his ex-wife, Nicole Brown, and her friend Ron Goldman.”

I wish I could say I was that spectator. I honestly don’t care what OJ Jailbird Juice Simpson was wearing, can’t ESPN leave that part out. I’m willing to bet the next new ESPN show will be “Queer Eye For that Sports Caster Guy”.

“Earlier in court, Simpson did not enter a plea but said he understood the charges against him, including first-degree kidnapping, which carries the possibility of life in prison with parole.

He answered quietly in a hoarse voice and nodded as Justice of the Peace Joe Bonaventure Jr. laid out restrictions for his release, including surrendering his passport to his attorney and having no contact with co-defendants or potential witnesses.

Unlike his arraignment over a decade ago in the 1994 killings of his ex-wife and her friend, when Simpson declared he was “absolutely 100 percent not guilty,” he was subdued throughout the proceeding Wednesday.

“Mr. Simpson do you understand the charges against you?” the judge asked.

“Yes, sir,” said Simpson, wearing a blue jail uniform and handcuffs.

Attorney Yale Galanter said Simpson would plead not guilty.

Simpson posted bond through the “You Ring We Spring Bail Bonds” company, said bondsman Miguel Pereira, who drove Simpson’s relatives and girlfriend to and from the courthouse in a black SUV.”

Wait Justice of the Peace and not a real judge? WTF? I guess the real judges were busy playing golf after all it’s Wednesday. OJ wasn’t so cocky today, let’s have long that lasts. I’m loving the name of the bail company, beats the one that the University of South Carolina football players use, it’s called “Sho’Nuff Bail Bonds”, I’m being serious that’s the name. I was a Steelers fan until I saw the picture on the left.

“Beardsley told police that one of the men with Simpson brandished a pistol, frisked him and impersonated a police officer, and that another man pointed a gun at Fromong.

“I’m a cop and you’re lucky this ain’t LA or you’d be dead,” the man said, according to the report.

“One of the thugs — that’s the best thing I can call them — somebody blurted out ‘police!’ and they came in military style,” Beardsley said Wednesday on NBC’s “Today” show. “I thought it might have been law enforcement or the FBI or something because I was ordered to stand up, and I was frisked for weapons.”

“At no time did Mr. Simpson hold any type of firearm at all,” he said.

Beardsley also cast doubt on the authenticity of a recording of the confrontation made by Tom Riccio, the man who arranged the meeting between Simpson and the two collectors. Riccio reportedly sold that tape to celebrity gossip Web site TMZ.com.

“I do not believe that these tapes are accurate,” Beardsley said. He said information was missing and the recordings should be professionally analyzed.”

Why would the DA’s office need to verify the authenticity of the tapes? It’s not like they are going to use them. Your testimony and the testimony of others, plus what evidence was gathered will bring this case home. Again I say someone will roll on Simpson, which in all honesty isn’t a bad thing.

Simpson has only himself to blame for this fiasco. The property in question should have been sold in order to help pay that 33.5 million dollar judgment that is hanging over his head. Simpson could have lived a relatively uneventful life after the now infamous trial. Instead he himself and he himself alone continues to have brushes with the law. The most ridicules and absurd act was writing the book titled “If I Did It’. The world is about perception OJ, so when someone like yourself, that is believed to be guilty, you shouldn’t antagonize the situation any worse. Even if you were innocent of murder and these charges that was brought to light today, you should be jailed for sheer stupidity.

So I profess on this day 9/19/07.

tTt

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