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The Weekend is Here

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on July 18, 2008

Let’s start the weekend off with some linkage to fellow bloggers.

First up Moondog explains how failure and tOSU tend to go hand in hand

The Rogue Cop at Chicken Curse actually answers an e-mail I sent to him. I literally had tears streaming down my face.

The Blue Workhorse has broken the story of Favre signing with the Falcons.

Losers With Socks runs the SEC on the new EA Sports NCAA 09 simulator. See how your team fared.

The Hog Tale is revising the history of Matt Jones.

The resident hottie at The Leaky Brain revels her streaking background.

Matt of The Nasty Boys discusses Radomski & the HGH receipts that could ground the Rocket for good.

The Third Saturday in Blogtober has an exclusive look at what maybe the Tennessee Vols uniforms.

As always Yo Joe at Dreadnaught has the latest Jonathan Lee Riches© lawsuit.

Yes…yes we do!

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Matt Jones was just “Holding” the Drugs…(Yeah…Right…Sure)

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on July 16, 2008

On advice from some snot-nosed attorney, Jaguars wide receiver & former Arkansas QB, Matt Jones isn’t squealing like a razorback about being charged with felony possession of cocaine.

However his pappy, Steve Jones, eager to get on TV issued a statement to KNWA-TV in Fayetteville, Ark., stating his coked up dumbass son is denying that the drugs belonged to him that ultimately led to his arrest and thus me mocking him.

“Matt is anxious to make a statement and wants to make a statement,” said the statement issued to the television station. “His attorney has advised him to not say anything until they have had a chance to speak together. They will release a statement at the appropriate time.

“We want to make it clear that Matt was not in possession of any drugs,” the statement continued, “but that there were drugs in the vehicle and were located in the closest proximity to Matt. He does not claim any responsibility for the drugs.”

You tell’em pops! Of course by that logic there must have thousands maybe even millions of people falsely arrested and prosecuted for drug possession.

But…for some reason the police report seems to tell a different story and really helps to that theory out of the water.

Jones was spotted in the backseat of a Toyota 4Runner when an officer on foot patrol saw him with a “white powdery substance and in his hand, a credit card that he was using to chop up and scrape the powder.”

When asked by the officer if the powder was cocaine, Jones said, “Yes.”

You know that’s an old SEC football player pastime. Getting stopped by the Po Po and admitting that the drugs that were found were yours and then deny it in the media. South Carolina players do it all the time.

What would have made this story perfect is if the police officer embellished the report a little by saying “then Jones took a big snort of said power and uttered ‘My God I can’t feel my face.'”

Posted in A&E's Intervention, Arkansas Razorbacks, Crime & Punishment, drugs, dumbass, jacksonville jaguars, Matt Jones, NFL, SEC | Tagged: , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments »