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OJ and the Lakers have a parade!

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on June 17, 2009


Well today L.A. threw the Lakers a parade for winning the NBA Championship. It’s not like the city actually paid for it though. Instead “private donors” were solicited for the funds and it took the L.A. City Council two day to vote yes to that. 

Since the city of Pittsburgh willing shelled out for not one but two parades this year for their championship team certainly Los Angeles could do the same for the Lakers. I mean L.A. should have a better economy that Pittsburgh. I suppose the whole state of California is bankrupt and here I thought the Terminator guy who made Twins was taking care of all that. What, people in Southern California are careless with their money? Get out of here! 

Also today marks the 15th anniversary of OJ’s “slow role” through the streets of Los Angeles, coincidence? Conspiracy theorists unite!

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Gee I never received an invatation

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on October 7, 2008

America’s favorite murderer and now convicted on lesser charges felon O.J. Simpson’s arrogance knows no bounds. He was so sure that he was going walk free from his Nevada robbery and kidnap trial that he had planned an acquittal party.

I never got an invite. Yo Juice what’s up with that?

From The Review Journal:

“Simpson associate Thomas Riccio, after an in-studio interview Friday with radio talk-show host Anthony Crivello and retired Las Vegas police detective Phil Ramos, invited them to join O.J.’s entourage at an undisclosed location. “That’s how certain he was,” Crivello said during an interview on Saturday, a day after Simpson and co-defendant Clarence “C.J.” Stewart were found guilty on all counts, including armed robbery and kidnapping with a deadly weapon.

“He’s been predicting a hung jury,” said Ramos, who attended the trial and provided expert commentary on Crivello’s show, “The Sicilians” on Fox Sports Radio KBAD-AM, 920. “The first thing that popped into my head,” Ramos said, “was Sandy Murphy.” He was referring to Murphy’s overconfidence the day the jury began deliberating in 2000 when she and Rick Tabish were accused of killing casino operator Ted Binion in 1998″

O.J. has made comments in the past about wanting to move to Vegas permanently…well those plans might come true after all. To bad the party was cancelled because Kato Kielin got the night off from Wal-Mart for nothing.

Maybe he can snag an invite to the Nevada state prisoners’ “The Juice will be loose” party.

I can’t wait to read: “If I Hadn’t Done It”

The Washington Post reports that O.J. Simpson is being isolated from other prisoners for his own safety but he continues to hope for a new trial after his conviction for kidnapping and robbery, his attorney said Sunday.

“He’s disappointed and a bit melancholy,” he said.

Wait till he finds out that the deposits for the DJ and the party planner are nonrefundable. Apparently in his case, what happens in Vegas will stay in Vegas.

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Tony Romo Escapes an Attempted Murder Charge

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on May 13, 2008

In apparent attempt to murder a stadium full of Cub fans. Tony Romo tried to sing “Take Me Out to the Ballgame.” He obviously hates the Cubs and their fans worse than me. I do love how people booed him when he was introduced. Maybe this is the real reason T.O. broke down into crybaby bitch after losing in the first round of the playoffs.


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Former BFF of O.J. Simpson Tells What 99.9% of the US Population Already Knew

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on May 12, 2008

In keeping with a SoCal theme a former BFF of O.J. states in an upcoming book that the Slasher Juice was high on sweet stinky weed when he confessed to killing his ex-wife after he was acquitted.

OH MY GOSH!!!! OJ Simpson is guilty. Oh wow. Gosh golly goo! No!!! It can’t be possible. I’m shocked. I’m Outraged!!!! Oh my. OH MY!!! I don’t know what to do with my life now. I was so sure that he didn’t do it, I have to change my whole life’s direction. Oh my goodness, what am I gonna do now?

Mike Gilbert also claims he helped his former BFF wiggle out of the murder charges by suggesting how to bloat his hands so the gloves wouldn’t fit and they had to acquit.

Gilbert’s book, “How I Helped O.J. Get Away With Murder: The Shocking Inside Story of Violence, Loyalty, Regret and Remorse” is due in stores today.

He said Simpson had smoked pot, took a sleeping pill and was drinking beer when he confided at his Brentwood home weeks after his trial what happened the night of June 12, 1994. Simpson said he went to his ex-wife’s condominium, but did not bring a knife with him. Simpson told him Nicole Brown Simpson had one in her hand when she opened the door.

In a soft mumble, Simpson told him:

“If she hadn’t opened that door with a knife in her hand … she’d still be alive.”

“Nothing more needed to be said,” Gilbert writes. “O.J. had confessed to me. There’s no doubt in my mind.”

Simpson’s current lawyer Yale Galanter said none of Gilbert’s claims are true and that Gilbert is “a delusional drug addict who needs money. He’s fallen on very hard times. He is in trouble with the IRS.”

“I’ve talked to O.J. about it,” said Galanter, who refused to allow Simpson to comment directly because of his upcoming robbery trial in Las Vegas. “This stuff not only didn’t occur but it’s not factually supported by the evidence.”

One liar calling another liar a liar. Captivating.

The name calling and accusations on both sides showed that deep wounds persist and neither have been spotted wearing their BFF heart necklaces since 07.

In a phone interview, Gilbert called Galanter “an ambulance chaser and an enabler and denier for O.J. I know. I used to do the same thing. I understand the game.”

He acknowledged he has IRS problems which he says were caused by Simpson but said:

“I could take a drug test and pass it. I highly doubt that O.J. could.”

Boom…head shot for Gilbert.

Gilbert said he continued to represent Simpson for another decade after the alleged confession, hawking items with his autograph (got to ♥ E-bay), hiding the profits and helping Simpson shield his possessions so they could not be seized by the Goldman family.

Gilbert also claims that he counseled the jailed Simpson during his murder trial to stop taking his arthritis medicine so his hands would swell up and not fit the bloody gloves in court. Of course he offers no proof Simpson followed his advice or that he was taking any medicine, but the drama that played out in court when the gloves didn’t fit was central to Simpson’s defense.

Gilbert said he broke with Simpson two years ago because he felt cheated, didn’t approve of his lifestyle and was repulsed by “If I Did It.” He writes that he was guided to do his own the book by dreams in which he saw the ghosts of his dead grandmother and of Nicole Brown Simpson and that Miss Cleo told him to do so.

He refers to himself in the book as a “Judas,” because he is betraying Simpson and he’s ashamed of what he did and wants to soothe his conscience.

He writes that he was not alone in helping Simpson beat the murder charges, but “I hope to be the first to finally confess.”

Gilbert said he funnelled money from autograph signing appearances to Simpson under the table so the Goldman family could not get it. Gilbert said he paid Simpson 80 percent, kept 20 percent but had to pay taxes on the whole amount. He said Simpson repeatedly told him they’d settle up later.

But they never did and when pushed Simpson reminded him of the Goldman debt: “Hey, at least you don’t owe $33.5 million.”

“Yeah, I didn’t kill anybody either,” Gilbert replied. Simpson scowled.

He offers apologies to the dead Nicole Brown Simpson, whom he said he never liked, and to the Goldman family.

Nice…what an ass.

“He offers an apology for money laundering?” said Goldman attorney David Cook. “I don’t think we want the apology. I think we need the money. Send us a check, not an I’m sorry.”

He said he plans to use the book as a treasure map to Simpson’s hidden assets.

Gilbert, 53, was a childhood fan of Simpson who was thrilled when another client, football great Marcus Allen, introduced them and they began doing business together.

Gilbert wrote in his book that he was admitted to a world of privilege and he got caught up in a power trip in which he believed he was better than “ordinary people.”

“O.J. mattered more,” he said. “The fringe benefits that came with being one of O.J.’s friends mattered more — or at least we thought they did.”

Gilbert wrote the book for many reasons. It wasn’t just to make money or hurt Simpson.

“Nothing can hurt O.J.,” he said in an interview. “He doesn’t have the emotions we have.”

In a chapter on the Las Vegas case, he acknowledges that Simpson was in search of memorabilia he believed Gilbert stole from him, including the suit he wore the day he was acquitted.

“I never sold the suit, not even when I was dead broke,” he writes. “At least that’s something small to be proud of.”

But Gilbert does acknowledge that he unsuccessfully tried to sell the suit at one point — before he sold his book.

All in all, this guy isn’t creditable… but OJ probably did it though…

We didn’t need this guy’s book to know that OJ murdered his wife.

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Yankees Fan Desperate for any Kind Victory Tries Murder…She is still a Loser

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on May 6, 2008

Yankee fans I know that’s it driving you crazy that Boston is rocking the top of the AL East while your Scum-sucking Yankees are next to last, but is murdering a Red Sox fan going to help you win? No, no it won’t…

Meet Ivonne Hernandez. This lovely piece of Yankee trash ran down a man named Matthew Beaudoin in her car after a Red Sox-Yankees argument in a bar. This bitch never hit her brakes as she accelerated toward the small group he was in.

Don’t you just love friendly rivalries? People are taking the new GTA IV way too seriously. Judging from her picture, I would have thought she was the one that got ran over by the car…but in her defense, that sure is a snazzy Breathe Right strip.

“She never braked, and she accelerated at a high speed for about 200 feet. She went directly at this group of people,” prosecutor Susan Morrell said.

“Mary Kay” Hernandez was ordered held without bail after being arraigned Monday in Nashua District Court. The charges, including aggravated drunken driving, are felonies, so Hernandez could not enter a plea. Which being a Yankees fan would have been innocent because surely she would have misremembered the details.

What I would like to know why this is being charged as second degree murder when it should be first degree premeditated and she gunned the car right at them. However it wasn’t planned in advance nor premeditated. This was a drunk who obviously went way too far. Plus, it’s easier to get the 2nd degree murder conviction. Damn I answered my own question there, I’m brilliant!

Authorities won’t describe the argument beforehand in Slade’s Food & Spirits, but witnesses said it heated up when Hernandez identified herself as a New York Yankees whore. Nashua, 45 miles northwest of Boston, is Red Sox country.

Bartender Tanya Moran said the argument spilled outside, and at least one person in a group that included Beaudoin began chanting “Yankees suck!” when they saw a Yankees sticker on Hernandez’s car.

So instead of facing the truth Hernandez gunned her car and struck Beaudoin and his friend Maria Hughes, 21. Beaudoin’s sister, Faith Beaudoin, said Hughes had only minor injuries because her brother shielded her. Beaudoin died of massive head trauma at a hospital, Morrell said.

“Mary Kay” Hernandez was arrested at the scene. She acknowledged she had been drinking and refused to take a breath-alcohol test, said Morrell, a senior assistant attorney general. Hernandez said she had been in an argument with the group.

“She indicated to police that she wanted to scare this group of people. She thought they would get out of the way,” Morrell said.

Nice…alcohol and stupidly don’t mix but throw in the Yankee fan factor & you have yourself a drunken corporate whore.

Faith Beaudoin said her brother, who lived in Nashua, was a 1997 graduate of Nashua High School who worked dealing poker at Sharky’s Poker Room in Manchester and Nashua. She said his organs, including his heart, liver and kidneys, were donated in hopes of saving other people’s lives.

“He was always helping people when he was alive, and he’s still saving lives,” she said, choking back tears.

In all seriousness now I pray for the victim and their family.

Anyone that parrots the “typical Yankee fan” line or anything similar is a complete idiot. I mean, I’m a massive Sox fan, but there’s no place for stupidity like that.

I also have some questions.

  1. Why would any guy in his right mind follow a woman who looks like THAT out of a bar?
  2. Do bars in Nashua not have any semblance of security (or even the bartender) to diffuse the situation before someone gets killed???????
  3. How desperate will Joel and I be for stories get until football season starts?
  4. Why the hell was that Yankee skank even at a Red Sox bar?

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Real Prank Calls to OJ Simpson

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on April 15, 2008

Freaking Classic

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The OJ Simpson Still Sucks Post…kinda

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on February 8, 2008

I’m running late as hell I blame HBO on demand. I’ll write something after work. So enjoy this.

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For The Thug Who Has Everything

Posted by Joel Jackson on January 29, 2008


Now this is a present. This game is basically a Monopoly, but instead of “Go To Jail”, you try to break out of jail and/or get parole. This is a description of the game from the official website:

Fight your way through 6 different exciting locations in hopes of being granted parole. Escape prison riots in The Yard, slip glass into a mob boss’ lasagna in the Cafeteria, steal painkillers from the nurse’s desk in the Infirmary, avoid being cornered by the Aryans in the Shower Room, fight off Latin Kings in Gang War, and try not to smoke your entire stash in The Hole.

The artistry of each handcrafted piece is matched with comparable humor & intelligence on every card. Stack your smokes, sharpen your shank, and get ready for an experience that only someone on the outside could appreciate.

Wow. What more can be said. Check out the game pieces. Who among us played Monopoly as a kid and thought “Wouldn’t it be cool if instead of a thimble I could use a Glock as my game piece???”

What’s the sports connection??? Well let’s see: The founder of the company and game is John Sebelius, son of Kansas Gov. Kathleen Sebelius. Kansas is where America’s “favorite” marijuana smuggling (and smoking), lawsuit avoiding, Valtrex popping, inaccurate throwing, dog killing QB Michael Vick is currently doing his time. But let’s think of the endless possibilities..

How about a “Playmakers” Edition featuring O.J., his white Bronco, memorabilia, copy of “If I Did It”, and a Naked Gun DVD for playing pieces???

Or a “Ballers” Edition, with Kobe attached to a blonde female hotel clerk, Roy Tarpley, transcripts of Tim Donaghy’s gambling probe, Jack Sikma’s perm, and WNBA TV Ratings???

Lastly, what about a “Juiced” version, with Jose Canseco, Barry Bonds, Marion Jones, a syringe, and a torn record book???

If they market this game right, it could be a gold mine. Of course, someone needs to mail some of these games to all SEC schools, so they can play as part of the “Super Secret Double Probation”…

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Fun With O.J. Simpson

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on January 17, 2008

I’m running rather late this morning so I don’t have time to do the O.J. update that I wanted to do, however after work I plan on writing something. In the meantime this video should entertain you.

This I proclaim on 1/17/08.



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Pacman Jones & O.J. Simpson Have Caused Me to Break Another New Years Resolution

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on January 16, 2008

This year I made five resolutions and thanks to Pacman Jones and O.J. Simpson I have now broken three of them. Here’s a breakdown of what the resolutions were.

  1. Exercise more- Yeah right it’s not broken I just haven’t started it.
  2. Stop smoking- Again it’s not broken I just haven’t started it.
  3. Don’t eat week old sushi- I’m going strong on that one (so far)
  4. Don’t throw unopened jars of baby food at midgets- had a close call last Saturday afternoon when I saw my first midget of the year while standing in the parking lot of a Mexican restaurant. I really wanted to hurl some Gerbers but I resisted.
  5. Don’t make fun of Pacman Jones & O.J. Simpson because they’ve made some mistakes- Well, after today I’m throwing that one out the widow.

As we all know Pacman Jones is working hard to change his life and impress Roger Goodell enough to get back into the league. He went ahead and took the plea bargain the prosecutors in Vegas were offering him but we all know he’s truly innocent. (Written with sarcasm)

This is the new Pacman, new haircut. Same entourage.

Until Tuesday people might have thought different of him, like he was actually maturing. Of course those people still believe in Santa Claus so let me burst that bubble for them while I’m at it. I killed Santa and Pacman Jones is not only still going to strip clubs now he’s sucker punching female attorneys that happen to be there.

“A woman is seeking an arrest warrant against suspended Tennessee Titans cornerback Adam “Pacman” Jones, claiming he punched her at an Atlanta strip club.

Fulton County Magistrate Court officials told The Associated Press on Tuesday that Wanda S. Jackson asked for the warrant after a Jan. 3 altercation at the Body Tap Strip Club.

Jackson, an attorney, says in her filing that she was in the club’s office when an angry Jones accused managers of stealing his money and bracelet.

“I was sitting in the office and he lunged at me numerous times in an effort to do grave bodily harm,” Jackson wrote in the warrant application filed Jan. 7. “Veronica Jones, an owner, went into the hall to deal with a member of his entourage. I followed to gawk. He was in the hall, surprisingly reached over or around a security guard and sucker punched me in my left eye.”

Jackson did not immediately return a phone message requesting comment. Jones’ attorney Manny Arora said no warrant has been issued against his client.

Norris Arnold, a court support manager for Fulton County, said a magistrate judge will review Jackson‘s application on Feb. 8 to determine whether the warrant will be filed.

WSB-TV in Atlanta reported that Jackson said she was in the strip club because of a divorce case she is handling.”

“Grave bodily harm” I love it. The first question I have why can’t an attorney come up with a better excuse as for as the reasons for being in the strip club than “because of a divorce case.” What is she a private eye? Oh wait let me guess, she’s not only a lawyer but she’s also working there on the side to help pay off law school loans. If that’s the case the first thing that strippers should be taught is not to gawk at Pacman Jones because he’ll put your eye out. Make it rain Pacman!

Now moving on from one train wreck to another.

Did you know that O.J. Simpson is back in jail? Yep, it’s true. Apparently when the judge at his last bond hearing told him not contact anyone relating to the current pending case against him, he missed the part about instructing others to contact them on his behalf is still considered the same as contacting them himself.

“O.J. Simpson was in jail Saturday, accused of violating terms of his bail in an armed robbery case, after a bondsman told authorities the former football star tried to get him to pass a message to a co-defendant. Simpson is awaiting a 9 a.m. Wednesday court hearing, when prosecutors plan to request that Simpson’s bail be revoked and he be kept in jail until the trial, set for April.

Simpson, 60, arrived in Las Vegas on Friday on a commercial flight from Florida with his North Las Vegas-based bail bondsman, Miguel Pereira. He was taken in handcuffs by a police escort to the Clark County Detention Center.

Pereira, of You Ring We Spring, said he was unhappy because he had not been paid for handling Simpson’s bail. Pereira added he gave prosecutors the message Simpson wanted him to take to a co-defendant because he didn’t want to face criminal charges.

“He left a message instructing me to do something violating a court order,” the bondsman told The Associated Press after escorting Simpson from his home in Miami. “I don’t want to get involved in such a dilemma or a criminal act.”

Oh O.J. when will you ever learn? What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. You Ring We Spring now that sounds classy. Maybe the University of South Carolina Gamecocks should make them the new official bail bonds man. If sounds a lot better than the one they’re using now, “Sho’Nuff Bail Bonds.”

Of course the attorneys for Simpson are denying that anything like that ever happened, because if they didn’t then Pacman Jones would dot their eyes as well. O.J.’s getting to old for that, with arthritis and all.

“District Attorney David Roger, in a motion filed Friday in Clark County District Court, alleges that the tape-recorded message Simpson left for Pereira on Nov. 16 was an effort to contact co-defendant Clarence “C.J.” Stewart, which violated a court order.

“I just want, want C.J. to know that … I’m tired of this [expletive],” Simpson is quoted in the documents as saying on the taped message. “Fed up with [expletives] changing what they told me. All right?”

Pereira confirmed that Simpson left the message, in which he expressed frustration at testimony during a three-day preliminary hearing in November.”

Wow, yet another tape of Simpson one would think he would learn not to leave messages. What a moron.

“Galanter said he believed the “new crimes” referred to allegations of witness tampering. He called Pereira a member of Simpson’s defense team, and said he was “totally miffed” by the effort to use a tape of a permissible phone call to try to revoke Simpson’s bail.

“He was clearly voicing frustration to a member of the defense team who had been providing security, transportation and investigation services,” Galanter said.

Pereira said he provided security and transportation, and that Simpson stayed at his home during the preliminary hearing. But he said he and his business, You Ring We Spring bail bonds, were not part of Simpson’s legal team.

“I’m a separate entity,” he said. “Whenever they go into their attorney-client thing, I step out of the room. I’m not an investigator, nor am I hired or paid by their defense team.”

Pereira said he was upset that Simpson never paid him the $18,750 he was due for posting Simpson’s bail.

“I’m in the bag for plane tickets, car rental down in Florida, even the $40 filing fee at the jail,” he said.”

Man, not only does O.J. have a powerful (if you call the fact he takes 2 for 1 coupons powerful) attorney but his legal team consists of his very own whiney bonds man. If this attorney kidding me? Now I’m not a lawyer but common sense tells me that the bail bonds man isn’t apart of the legal team. If this is the best attorney O.J. can find then he’s fucked. (Yay!)

Marion Jones told the feds a fib and got six months in prison to commence ASAP. O.J. murdered two people, lied to the world, and was found not guilty by a jury of imbeciles. Not until Simpson tried to show the world that he was more important than his terms of probation did the law finally begin to put him in his place. With any luck at all he will be imprisoned until his trial and then be given a life sentence without the possibility of parole.

Told you I killed him and the Easter Bunny is next!!

This I proclaim on 1/16/08.


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