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The Stephen A. Heckling Society Of Gentlemen Present the NBA Draft 2009

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on July 2, 2009

Sadly this was the last year of this comic genius since Stephen A. Smith has been fired from ESPN. “You Oughta Know” will never sound the same again.


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Tracy McGrady: Bad Knee, Still No Heart

Posted by Joel Jackson on February 26, 2009

Here in Houston, the sport buzz has been on Tracy McGrady. McGrady has been a polarizing figure here. However, the way that this “surgery” has been handled, most Houston sports fans have been calling him “the worst Rocket ever”. I told the guys at the barber shop this when they first traded for him but I won’t say I TOLD YOU SO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Apparently, word on the street is that microfracture surgery was not necessary, and he shopped around to find a doctor to agree that surgery was the best option. 4 other doctors told him to rehab and play through the pain. Doctor #5 was paid handsomely agreed with T-Mac’s assessment that surgery was required. I can see getting a second opinion, but four??? Wow.

Here are some nicknames for McGrady, some original, some not:

  • She-Mac
  • “Malibu” Stacy McGrady
  • T-Bag
  • Tin Man (for lack of heart and achy joints)
  • Penny Hardaway part II (no coincidence they both played for Orlando wearing #1)
  • The Human Injury Report

I think about Michael Jordan playing in the NBA Finals against the Jazz with the flu, lighting Utah up for 35 points while throwing up in buckets during time outs. I think about Allen Iverson playing through broken fingers, torn elbow ligaments and leading the league in scoring. I remember Jack Youngblood of the Rams playing through the NFL playoffs years ago with a broken leg, and playing quite frankly like it was not broken. But not McGrady, when she gets a hang nail there is no basketball being played. Yes, I am now referring to McGrady as she. Why not??? I don’t fear her. All I have to do is wear a Utah Jazz jersey in front of Stacy and I will always win.

The worst of all of this is She-Mac’s website. First of all, after surgery, McGrady immediately posted that the surgery was a success. So after the pain of getting a drill in the side of her fragile knee, homegirl had time to post about the surgery. Then, all of these nutjob “fans” wishing him luck and best wishes, saying to her that the doubters are just hating. Whatever, I just hope the knee scarring caan be covered up with some boots. You can’t even post a negative comment on the site. They filter it.

Oh well. Since her contract is up next year, and microfracture knee surgery takes at least a year to recover, McGrady probably won’t ever wear a Rocket uniform again. Since the WNBA’s Comets no longer play here in Houston, her playing choices remain very limited. Don’t feel sorry for her, McGrady is owed $44 million for this year and next year. Until then:


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So where can we learn to throw insults around like a NBA scout?

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on February 26, 2009

Man I thought we here at knew how to hurl insults. Apparently after reading what some NBA scouts say about the potential players to be entering this year’s draft, we know don’t know jack.

I found this little gem while reading Seth Davis’ blog Hoop Thoughts which is on Since I’m stressed for time and I’m still not a happy camper I thought I would share.

A.J. Abrams, 5-11 senior guard, Texas: He’s OK, but he’s a midget.

DeJuan Blair, 6-7 sophomore forward, Pittsburgh: Guys are going to block his shot, but he’s used to that.

Dionte Christmas, 6-5 senior guard, Temple: He’s a great athlete, but he has no clue how to play.

Austin Daye, 6-11 sophomore forward, Gonzaga: This kid will get you fired. Soft? He invented soft.

Ouch…damn! There are some good reviews of other players but you need to head over there and read them for yourself. All in all, the entire article is very informative.

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Since Eddy Curry is a NBA failure maybe he’s a better gay sexual harasser

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on January 14, 2009

Even though Isiah Thomas is no longer with the Knicks per say, I believe his presence is still being felt by the team. After a year of Isiah Thomas drama the Knicks have a new scandal to deal with and this one is outrageous and incredible one can only attribute it to Isiah Thomas.

Eddy Curry will down in the history of the NBA as a flop, but today he is somewhat a news maker because his former chauffeur, David Kuchinsky, is accusing Curry of unimaginable acts that make Curry sound disturbingly gay with a penchant for firearms.

  • Curry repeatedly approached him in the nude allegedly telling him, “Look at me, Dave, look” and “Come and touch it, Dave.”
  • When Kuchinsky balked at some of these tasks, he claims he was verbally assaulted by Curry, including being called, “fucking Jew,” “cracker,” “white slave,” “white devil” and “grandmaster of the KKK.”
  • Making Kuchinsky perform humiliating tasks outside the scope of his employment, such as cleaning up and removing dirty towels [Curry had ejaculated into] so that his wife would not see them.
  • Curry also pointed a “fully loaded” gun at the chauffeur on two separate occasions to stop him from whining about his treatment, allegedly telling Kuchisnky, “Look, I have one in the chamber.”

Kuchinsky also says Curry owes him $68,000 in unpaid wages, and $25,000 in expenses.

First off Brady Quinn has volunteered to head an extensive undercover investigation into Mr. Kuchinsky’s claims and honestly where was this man when I was a teenager? He could have disposed of my ejaculate covered towels.

Curry states that the allegations were “absolutely false; just incredible” and “Everyone who knows me knows I’m not a racist. I guess it’s just a prime example of you just got to watch who you have around you,” Curry said, “because this is a guy who I really thought he was my friend.”

Wait a minute…Curry’s first reaction to this whole thing is “Everyone who knows me knows I’m not a racist??”

Personally, mine would have been “I don’t believe I’ve ever dangled my willy in front of another man’s face,” but hey, to each his own.

Currys accuser

Curry's accuser

By looking at Curry today he really should start harassing a salad bar so I’m surprised Eddy Curry would even have the motivation to masturbate. Remember when people were calling him Baby Shaq? That draft of 2001 was sorry and he was picked 4th overall & as of late he has had a problem finding playing time.

I admit that I believe Curry’s story and besides his accuser looks like he is wearing the Men’s Wearhouse “homosexual blackmail” line of suit.

Best comment so far about the incident? Shaq from his Twitter:

“ about eddy curry wow, i gotta go to bed on this one, geez.”

When asked for comment, the driver had no clear answer as to whether Eddy Curry was more Santonio Holmes or Chris Cooley.

Just to play devils advocate while continuing to make fun of the situation, let’s say this turns out to be all true. If so how much complaining should a convicted felon do? Really? Shouldn’t he have been happy he had a job that paid more than nothing? And, is this really the worst this guy has seen, did he spend any time in jail at all, that has to be worse than being Curry’s driver, right? At least Curry was nice enough to ask for sex instead of just sneaking up from behind.

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Someone Give Kevin Love a Cheesy-Doodle!

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on June 30, 2008

The Stephen A. Smith Heckling Society of Gentleman is always a bright spot during the NBA draft.

The past drat was no exception. In the video you’ll see 9:00 minutes of unbridled raw emotion second only Tonya Harding’s commentary that is featured on “The Smoking Gun Presents World’s Dumbest Criminals” which airs 9:00 EST on TruTV. The show is hilarious you should check it out sometimes.

Around 3:43 of the video Kevin Love drops a Cheesy-Doodle line. It’s classic. I know the video is long but let’s face it most of you are at work killing time anyway. 😉

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