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YMSWWC’s Awesome F**cking Guide to the 2008 Bowl Season! (With pictures this year)

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on December 18, 2008

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This would have been posted earlier but I kinda sorted screwed up and forgot to send Joel the bowl schedule. Yeah, my bad, I’m a dick. Whatever. Anywho let’s go over this year bowl schedule and mine and Joel’s picks and then you call your bookie.

This year there is a smorgasbord of crap-tastic games to choose from! Yay!

Non-BCS Bowls

EagleBank Bowl
When: Dec. 20, 11 a.m., ESPN
Where: Washington
Who: Navy vs. Wake Forest

Joel says: Anchors aweigh. I really wish Navy would have beat Notre Dame again this year. Wait, this is a real bowl game???

Thomas says: I pick Navy because I’m sick and damn tired of hearing how the Wake Forest is so good. Blah blah blah. Is this bowl game being funded by any of the bailout money by the way? Read the rest of this entry »

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College Football Week 6 is in the books & here’s what I learned

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on October 5, 2008

Let’s be honest for the most part yesterday was an exciting & entertaining crappy day of college football.

As always I’ll have a full review of the Tennessee game tomorrow after I watch a tape of the game today. For the most part the death clock continues to toll for Philopotamus.

Pittsburgh is still alive in the Big Least and shot down South Florida which I was glad to see.

Duke was on a roll until they met another team from a “smart school” that was also a buzz saw name Georgia Tech.

Michigan State continues to quietly win while Iowa continues to quietly suck.

Has anyone noticed that Minnesota is 5-1?

Right now Penn State is the most underrated top 10 team in the country.

I asked this question on a message board this week it is worth asking again. Should Arkansas be considered a Div. 2-A school this season? I bet Atlanta doesn’t look so bad to Bobby P. now huh?

Kansas, remember them? Well they almost were victims of an upset yesterday.

Oklahoma didn’t have any trouble winning their first game as the #1 in the country.

Virginia Tech is suddenly the team to beat in the ACC.

Notre Dame is 4-1 and almost lost to Stanford. With their weak schedule why aren’t they in the top 5? (Sarcasm people catch the fever!)

The Fighting Zookers of Illinois reinserts themselves in to the Big 10.

Wisconsin is on the fail slide.

Texas Tech is 5-0 and it looks like their offense has awaked.

I hate F$U but they are 4-1 and their game with Miami was a classic.

UCONN is the latest Big East failure.

America’s coach Mike Gundy has Oklahoma State at 5-0. He’s a man he’s 40! By God.

Holy shit just when you think Maryland is coming back and Virginia is dead. Virginia dismantles Maryland big time.

Arizona is 4-1 look for them to be ranked later today.

Oregon you picked a bad time to play SoCal.

Missouri might be the best team in the country right now and Chase is clearly the Heisman leader.

Wow Hawaii beat Fresno State…wow.

Vanderbilt upends Auburn at home which worries the hell out of me.

South Carolina’s offense finally shows life and Garcia still isn’t a starter, maybe he should key another professor’s car to get a little attention.

While Bama might have won yesterday the fact that Kentucky has the #1 scoring defense in the nation is no fluke.

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The Worst Football Stadium In the SEC

Posted by Joel Jackson on August 5, 2008

Well unfortunately I have been having issues with the internet the past week. It seems that a combination of a 1 year old attempting to do pull ups by hanging on the the wireless card sticking out of your USB drive is not a good combination. Anyhow, I am somewhat back until the good people at S****t decide to send a new card.

While I was out, I began thinking about the game day experience in the SEC. The league is unique, and since I have had the chance to go to each football stadium at least once, I should share each experience. With the blessing of Thomas the Magnificent Terrible, I have decided to do a 12 part series on each stadium, starting with the SEC West. These rankings are based on my experience at the stadiums, including tailgating, seating comfort, sight lines, student sections, home field advantage for the home team, and overall feeling. With that, I present the worst stadium in the SEC:

Vaught-Hemingway Stadium: Built originally in 1915, this stadium has gradually increased from 24,000 to 60,000, or the equivalent size of LSU’s practice facility. The stadium itself is, for lack of a better word, fugly. I mean, if you are sitting in the north end zone, this is what you are looking at from across the field.

Never mind that the field is AstroPlay or whatever instead of real grass, the stadium itself is horrible. The student section was full of hot chicks and stuffy looking dudes in Polo shirts and trust funds, Rebel flags were waving, McAllister’s Deli commercials were blazing on the JumboTron, and Jerrell Powe still can’t read. As for home field advantage, I saw Ole Miss get pasted by Georgia 35-15. Why Georgia allowed 15 is still a wonder.

The Grove in and itself is a mixed bag. On one hand, the sheer number of hot chicks is astounding. They all dress in their Sunday best and when you see them, you wonder how the state of Mississippi can produce such beauty. On the other hand, the surrounding woods which are naturally nice looking is surrounded by this:

Also, while everyone is dressed up for the formal ass kicking the Rebels without a Mascot is about to take, I just can’t get over the Dollar General bags that the paper plates come in. Hot chicks cannot save the overall horrible stadium and douchebag fans. So overall, the worst football stadium in the SEC, and definitely the worst in the SEC West. I miss Coach O…

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At 2:26 PM Today the Official One Year Anniversary Begins

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on July 27, 2008

Wow, one solid year of writing this crap for you peons sharing our thoughts on sports related subjects.

First & for most I would like to thank Joel and Ghetto Philosopher for being the men that they are first and contributing writers second. I would thank Billy Bob Bammer and Little Bear Cub but they’re Bama bastards.

I also thank the following blogs in no particular order for inspiration and for giving me laughs when I sometimes need it the most.

I also want to thank the following people/teams/morons & all around idiots for giving such great material.

  • Steve God Spurrier and the USC thugs
  • Florida Gaytors
  • Cheating Bammers
  • O.J. “Slasher” Simpson
  • Michael Vick
  • University of West Virginia
  • New York Yank’mees
  • Every athlete that has been arrested this past year
  • Roger Clemens
  • Mindy Mccready
  • Jerrell Powe
  • Danica Patrick
  • Adam Pacman Jones

But mostly I want to thank you the readers. Whether we have pissed you off or made you laugh thank you for stopping by. The writers and I look forward to another year of slamming your favorite team and/or sports personality.

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I Miss Coach O

Posted by Joel Jackson on July 20, 2008

Ran across this video and it is a classic: “highlights” from the Egg Bowl last year between Ole Miss & Miss. St. Yup, this video pretty much sums up Coach O’s coaching career. I will miss him. If you will miss him like I will, as you watch this video recite these words in your head as Elvis sings: Yaw Yaw Yaw, Footbaw, & Wild Boyz…

Posted in coach o, College Football, Crime & Punishment, Ed Orgeron, mississippi state bulldogs, NCAA, Ole Miss, ole miss rebels, satire, SEC, SEC Coaches, SEC Football, Sports | Tagged: , , | 3 Comments »

E-Mail From An Ohio State Fan

Posted by Joel Jackson on April 4, 2008

I have a friend named Peter who is a proud Buckeye. He graduates from Ohio State University, is a successful engineer, and is pretty well adjusted…

He is also a nutjob who is largely irrational when it comes to all things Ohio State. Trash talking is what he does, but I would not necessarily say it is the best thing he does. He actually sucks at it, as you will see from the following e-mail he sent me after the school’s triumph for winning the NIT last night. When I asked if he would not mind me sharing this e-mail with the rest of the free world, he said “Go for it, so the rest of the free world shall know the greatness that is being a Buckeye.”

Joel,

I know it has been a while since I shot you a text or e-mail, but the wife and I are in New York now (ed. note: His wife Amanda is a Florida Gator). Anyway, we just left Madison Square Garden kickin the asses of those UMass flower children in the NIT championship game. So now you can’t talk trash on how we can’t win the big one.

The last decade has been a great time to be a Buckeye. After finally running off John Cooper, we finally have a coach that wins championships in Jim Tressel. Our football team is loaded and next year we will win it all, and bring home that crystal football back to it’s rightful place in Columbus.

In basketball, once we got another great coach in Thad Matta and got off of probation, we have been dominant in basketball too. We should have made the NCAA tournament this year, but we made lemonade out of lemons and won the NIT. Hey, a championship is still a championship, and I can look Amanda in the eye and say that Florida didn’t make it to the NIT championship this year. That would have been sweet redemption for last year, when we couldn’t get a foul call in the NCAA’s last year. I know if that game last year were played on a neutral court with better officials, we would have dominated. Oden and Conley were a dynamic duo.

Now we get Terrell Pryor coming. He can learn the Buckeye system under the great Todd Boeckman, who should win the Heisman trophy. Then he can step in like Troy Smith in a couple of years and win 3 Heismans. Keep in mind, the only player to win multiple Heismans is the great Archie Griffin. Either way, we will run through scUM and the rest of the Big Ten, and I pray to God we play another SEC team in the championship game so I can shut you and Amanda both up. I don’t see what the big deal is about the SEC. just because a few teams beat us due to home cooking (see this year’s BCS title game in New Orleans against LSU). Plus, we beat Ole Miss in the NIT semifinal, so we did beat an SEC team in something. Amanda tells me that beating Ole Miss in anything is like winning a foot race against a kid wearing special shoes, but I told her that eventually Forrest Gump broke free out of his.

Anyway, take care of the family and I will do better with e-mails,

Peter (GO BUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Now do you see why I just had to share this???

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(pic courtesy of the hard working guys at Losers With Socks)

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A Mansion For Ole Miss Fans

Posted by Joel Jackson on March 2, 2008

I really can’t write a full post about this picture. I think it speaks for itself. My man Oscar e-mailed me this pic, taken at a trailer park in Mississippi. Hotty Toddy indeed. All that is missing is “The Grove” and Houston Nutt sending dirty text messages to a local reporter…

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I think the little pond makes it “classy”…

Posted in coach o, College Basketball, College Football, crazy, Dead Drunk, Ed Orgeron, Houston Nutt, Internet Rumors, moral victories, NCAA, Ole Miss, ole miss rebels, satire, SEC, SEC Basketball, SEC Coaches, SEC Football, secrets | Tagged: | 13 Comments »

For The Thug Who Has Everything

Posted by Joel Jackson on January 29, 2008

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Now this is a present. This game is basically a Monopoly, but instead of “Go To Jail”, you try to break out of jail and/or get parole. This is a description of the game from the official website:

Fight your way through 6 different exciting locations in hopes of being granted parole. Escape prison riots in The Yard, slip glass into a mob boss’ lasagna in the Cafeteria, steal painkillers from the nurse’s desk in the Infirmary, avoid being cornered by the Aryans in the Shower Room, fight off Latin Kings in Gang War, and try not to smoke your entire stash in The Hole.

The artistry of each handcrafted piece is matched with comparable humor & intelligence on every card. Stack your smokes, sharpen your shank, and get ready for an experience that only someone on the outside could appreciate.

Wow. What more can be said. Check out the game pieces. Who among us played Monopoly as a kid and thought “Wouldn’t it be cool if instead of a thimble I could use a Glock as my game piece???”

What’s the sports connection??? Well let’s see: The founder of the company and game is John Sebelius, son of Kansas Gov. Kathleen Sebelius. Kansas is where America’s “favorite” marijuana smuggling (and smoking), lawsuit avoiding, Valtrex popping, inaccurate throwing, dog killing QB Michael Vick is currently doing his time. But let’s think of the endless possibilities..

How about a “Playmakers” Edition featuring O.J., his white Bronco, memorabilia, copy of “If I Did It”, and a Naked Gun DVD for playing pieces???

Or a “Ballers” Edition, with Kobe attached to a blonde female hotel clerk, Roy Tarpley, transcripts of Tim Donaghy’s gambling probe, Jack Sikma’s perm, and WNBA TV Ratings???

Lastly, what about a “Juiced” version, with Jose Canseco, Barry Bonds, Marion Jones, a syringe, and a torn record book???

If they market this game right, it could be a gold mine. Of course, someone needs to mail some of these games to all SEC schools, so they can play as part of the “Super Secret Double Probation”…

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Houston Nutt Tells Arkansas “Go F**k Yourself”

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on November 27, 2007

The tragic love/hate relationship that was Houston Nutt & Arkansas seems to be ending tonight. This is a sad day indeed. First my favorite coach to pick on Coach 0 gets fired and now Nutt is gone. The kicker with this one though is that he’s not waiting around for another bad season or “incident”, he’s basically telling Arkansas to fuck off, he’s out. Nutt gets the last laugh. Story

“Chancellor White and athletic director Frank Broyles, they want me here. They want me to stay. That’s a good feeling, and I’m excited about that.” Nutt told reporters Sunday at his weekly news conference.

So what has changed in less than 24 hours? Could it be the Big East mediocrity that will be sure to ensnare the football program when Jeff Long takes over as AD? That would be my bet that and Pappy Broyles is leaving.

Nutt has been the Arkansas coach for 10 years, and the fans simply don’t appreciate him enough. Shame on you!! So what if he inquired about the Alabama, Miami and NC State job? So what if he ran off Mitch Mustain, Damian Williams & Gus Malazan. So what if he was sending text messages to some semi-hot TV reporter right before last years bowl game. He just beat LSU! Sheesh

Arkansas will be paying Nutt about 3.4 million dollars in the divorce settlement agreement. For his 10 years there, Nutt compiled a record of 75-48 (.610) & three SEC west championships. And you fans couldn’t overlook the fact Teresa Prewett, Sherry Darby & Nutt’s wife were really the ones running show and even referred to themselves as “The Posse”. Picky Picky Picky.

Nutt’s name will most likely surface with Baylor, SMU, Georgia Tech & Ole Miss. So now Arkansas’s new AD, Jeff Long, must find another coach in time for recruiting season. I’m Dave Wannstedt will be eager to learn more and hey Coach 0 is available you better snag him now.


Fuck this place, I’m out of here bitches!

So I profess on this day 11/27/07

TtT

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In Memory of Coach O’s Ole Miss Tenure

Posted by Joel Jackson on November 24, 2007

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We here at this site and at the fine folks at Losers With Socks have made fun of Ole Miss and their excellent (former) coach, Mr. Ed Orgeron. Well today is not the day to kick a man while he’s down, seeing as though the Ole Miss Mascot-less have relieved him of his head coaching responsibilities.

Coach O was a fine coach. He could twist the tits of a 5 star recruit with the best of them. His mastery of the King’s English could not be matched by any other coach in the SEC. Not only could he recruit, but he could coach them up as well. The way he drew up plays with crayons pen and paper and explained in detail was very much underrated.

More importantly, he was the best motivator one could find. What, don’t believe me??? He motivated Ole Miss to come oh so close against LSU, MSU, Alabama, and Auburn. They only allowed 45 points against Georgia in Athens when most teams would have given up. Coach O was enough of a motivator to get his team to rise up and defeat the juggernauts of the University of Memphis, Louisiana Tech, and Northwestern St. He practically owned the Memphis Tigers in football, and we all know that the Tigers are world beaters, having been to 3 bowl games the past 35 years. Northwestern St. is his alma matter, and it hurt him so much to defeat them that he allowed Ole Miss to only win by a touchdown.

Let’s not forget that the formerly known as Rebels are now a legit football program. Why do you say that??? I say that with full confidence because the star players miss practices and sleep in team meetings, and the team can steal alarm clocks and hotel towels like they were playing for the great Bobby Bowden himself. Jerrell Powe, that special kid that before Coach O got him did not know what a primary color was, can now read “See Spot Run” without trails of saliva running down the corners of his mouth.

So Coach O, I raise this bottle of Bud to you. I, just like countless other bloggers, will miss you on the Ole Miss sidelines. You gave us so much to write about, and I don’t think the SEC can survive another 75 years without your coaching abilities. As I slowly pour out the rest of this Bud in memory of your coaching time at Ole Miss, I am comforted by words that you said, and quite frankly, sounds as though the Great Bard William Shakespeare, wrote himself: “Yaw yaw yaw twist tits yaw yaw yaw…”

Posted in All SEC Teams Beware!!, Archie Manning, Bobby Bowden, cheaters, coach o, College Football, Ed Orgeron, football, Jerrell Powe, Lenoir-Rhyne, Memphis Tigers, Ole Miss, ole miss rebels, scandal, SEC, SEC Coaches, SEC Football, Sports | 4 Comments »