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Hey L.A. you call that rioting and social disorder?

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on June 15, 2009

Sure the Lakers won the NBA title last night however judging the number of arrests, as a whole Los Angeles is weak rioting city!

Injure cops √

Smash store windows √

Looting √

Destroy police vehicles √

Act like a complete idiot √

Setting bonfires in the middle of the street √

Everyone take comfort in knowing that no Laker Car Flags were injured during the looting… thank goodness!

That’s all nice but there were 76 arrests after the Phillies won the World Series in 2008 and Los Angeles only had 25 arrested last night. WEAK!!!! I expected better damn it! All you did was the same stuff that occurs in places like Oakland and Detroit on a daily basis.

People can talk about DiMaggio’s hitting streak, Cy Young’s 512 wins, or Wilt Chamberlain’s 10,000 women, but the record that will never be broken in sports is the level of destruction and general buffoonery in Philadelphia after the Phillies won the World Series. I thought this was in reaction to The Hangover winning the weekend’s box office again.

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You will get your ass beat if you rush the field at East Carolina after an upset!

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on September 10, 2008

Imagine if you will that your favorite team just pulled a major upset at home and with the adrenaline that is flowing you decide to rush the field like the other thousand or so fans. One would expect the cops to back off as long as people aren’t getting hurt or starting trouble. This isn’t the case at ECU in fact some people got their asses whipped and now there are plenty reports of police brutality flying around.

Several  police departments and the school investigating claims that the police over reacted when jubilant students stormed the field. There are two incidents, specifically, that East Carolina University Police Chief Scott Shelton says they are investigating for claims of excessive force. The first one is where an officer is seen seemingly throwing punches. The other is an incident where an officer slams a person to the ground. Shelton says, celebration is not a crime and use of excessive force is unacceptable.

“There’s no denying what you saw on film was sickening in nature, now what we have to do is make sure that we do a thorough investigation and find out, not what the person did for him to be taken to the ground, but why the punches were thrown,” Shelton says.

ECU police are assisted at home football games by officers from a number of jurisdictions, including the City of Greenville, Pitt County Sheriff’s Department, the City of Kinston, and Lenoir County.

Shelton said that at a briefing before the game, all officers were told that if ECU won the game and fans attempted to come onto the field, officers should try to deter them by making themselves visible. But if that failed, he said, officers were instructed to step back and focus on making sure that those on the field stayed safe.

“Obviously, the safety of the students, fans and athletes at the game is our first concern,” Shelton said. “It is simply unacceptable that anyone at a game is the victim of excessive force.”

Even though I wrote this parody about being a USC cop it was just that…a parody.

I have seen some videos from last Saturday and they are disturbing. Police officers are supposed to serve and protect. But who will protect the people from the officers the kids were happy over ECU winning the game and some were brutally beaten and for what? Is it a crime to get excited over your home team winning? Believe me there are a lot of good officers but it just takes a few to make them all look bad. These people came out paid their money for tickets to support their home team and when they win they can’t get excited! In all the videos that I saw I did not see anyone strike an officer but I did see officers beating numerous people I guess its just because the people were running past them on the field and that probably made them mad since some of them demand respect as if they are some kind of god that we as citizens have to worship. I am all for abiding by the law and I respect all people not just members of law enforcement.

Watch the lower right corner of the video below.

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Cardinals v. Wildcats Will Play When Exactly???

Posted by Joel Jackson on March 11, 2008

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Apparently, in the “Bluegrass State”, there is a pissing match brewing (as usual) between the Louisville Cardinals v. Kentucky Wildcats. The argument this time??? What day of Labor Day weekend the annual football game will be played on. Louisville wants to play the game on Monday night, Sept. 1. Kentucky wants to play the game sometime between Thursday, Aug. 28 to Aug. 31. ESPN would like to televise the game on Monday to take advantage of the usualMonday night Football slot (the NFL season won’t start until the following week). Kentucky’s reason for wanting the game at an earlier date: They want recovery time so that they can prepare for…NORFOLK STATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Here’s a quote from Kentucky AD Mitch Barnhart:

“We’re willing to play that game Thursday through Sunday, and we’ve communicated that to the people at ESPN,” Kentucky AD Mitch Barnhart told the Courier-Journal. “We’re not going to play that on a Monday night and give ourselves that short turnaround on a Saturday game. We’re going to have a young team, and we feel it’s in the best interest of our program to guard that prep time and that recovery time.”

Now keep in mind he is complaining about resting for Norfolk State. Not Ohio State, Florida State, Arizona State, Oregon State, or Michigan State. He is talking about Norfolk State, an HBCU, D-1AA program. Yes I know Appalachian State beat Michigan last year, but Appy State has been a dominant team in D-1AA (yes I still refuse to call it Football Championship Series). This is Norfolk State we are talking about. If Kentucky can’t man up on 5 days rest to beat Norfolk State, then they will be screwed for the upcoming SEC slate. Of course, they just might be screwed anyway, considering Andre Woodson and Wesley Woodward aren’t there anymore.

At the end of the day, this is gonna be a battle of mediocre teams, and whatever ESPN wants, ESPN gets. If they wanted this game played a day before Kentucky plays the “mighty” Norfolk State Spartans, it will happen. Money talks, and ESPN has billions of Disney Dollars. So Kentucky, give it up. Play the game on Monday night, have a light practice week, and roll up Norfolk State on that Saturday. One or two extra days to rest up against a D-1AA opponent is not gonna make a difference when you are gonna have the second string in by half time anyway. Oh, and can someone from Kentucky please explain this???

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For The Thug Who Has Everything

Posted by Joel Jackson on January 29, 2008

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Now this is a present. This game is basically a Monopoly, but instead of “Go To Jail”, you try to break out of jail and/or get parole. This is a description of the game from the official website:

Fight your way through 6 different exciting locations in hopes of being granted parole. Escape prison riots in The Yard, slip glass into a mob boss’ lasagna in the Cafeteria, steal painkillers from the nurse’s desk in the Infirmary, avoid being cornered by the Aryans in the Shower Room, fight off Latin Kings in Gang War, and try not to smoke your entire stash in The Hole.

The artistry of each handcrafted piece is matched with comparable humor & intelligence on every card. Stack your smokes, sharpen your shank, and get ready for an experience that only someone on the outside could appreciate.

Wow. What more can be said. Check out the game pieces. Who among us played Monopoly as a kid and thought “Wouldn’t it be cool if instead of a thimble I could use a Glock as my game piece???”

What’s the sports connection??? Well let’s see: The founder of the company and game is John Sebelius, son of Kansas Gov. Kathleen Sebelius. Kansas is where America’s “favorite” marijuana smuggling (and smoking), lawsuit avoiding, Valtrex popping, inaccurate throwing, dog killing QB Michael Vick is currently doing his time. But let’s think of the endless possibilities..

How about a “Playmakers” Edition featuring O.J., his white Bronco, memorabilia, copy of “If I Did It”, and a Naked Gun DVD for playing pieces???

Or a “Ballers” Edition, with Kobe attached to a blonde female hotel clerk, Roy Tarpley, transcripts of Tim Donaghy’s gambling probe, Jack Sikma’s perm, and WNBA TV Ratings???

Lastly, what about a “Juiced” version, with Jose Canseco, Barry Bonds, Marion Jones, a syringe, and a torn record book???

If they market this game right, it could be a gold mine. Of course, someone needs to mail some of these games to all SEC schools, so they can play as part of the “Super Secret Double Probation”…

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Ohio State & the Big 10 are Becoming a Big Joke

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on January 8, 2008

Another championship game, another disappointment for Ohio State and the Big Eleven 10. What makes the SEC so special to its fans and so dominate verses to teams outside the SEC? It’s simple really and to explain it I’ll quote Eleanor Roosevelt “America is all about speed. Hot, nasty, badass speed” and that’s what SEC is about speed.

Don’t believe me? Did you watch the game last night? Ohio (we fucking lost 3 national championship games in a row) State know exactly what I’m writing about. LSU spotted them 10 points before rolling off 31 points unanswered. The final score doesn’t indicate just how bad Ohio State was beaten last night. After all Ohio State is 0-9 verses SEC teams in bowls for a good reason.

To make matters worse this bowl season proves that the BCS doesn’t work. Ohio State had no business being there in the title game. Look at the some of the teams they played to get there.

Youngstown State
Akron
Washington
Northwestern
Minnesota
Purdue
Kent State

WTF? The highest rated team they played was a very overrated Purdue team and they were like rated 22. The scary thing is I believe Georgia is actually faster than LSU. The SEC will continue to get stronger while the Big Eleven 10 will continue to get weaker.

Just how weak is the Big Eleven 10? Here’s the final Jeff Sagarintm rankings by conference as an example.

1 SOUTHEASTERN
2 PAC-10
3 BIG 12
4 BIG EAST
5 ATLANTIC COAST
6 BIG TEN
7 MOUNTAIN WEST
8 I-A INDEPENDENTS
9 WESTERN ATHLETIC
10 SOUTHERN

Wait the ACC is ranked higher? Bahahahahaha. That’s mortifying. No wonder Ohio State students decided to try and torch their own town after getting their asses handed to them. One would think another buckeye helmet sticker would make them feel better.

I believe the Georgia president was right when he said this:

“I believe the season is already too long and demands too much of athletes and the universities that serve them,” Adams said at a news conference. “But this year’s experience with the BCS forces me to the conclusion that the current system has lost public confidence and simply does not work.”

No shit. Even though it’s brave of you to state that and send it in a letter, but seriously the fans have been saying that for years. (I had the video from ESPN.com but for some reason it wouldn’t work on this site)

This I proclaim on 1/8/08.

TtT

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One Ohio State QB Must be a Sex Addict, have a Little Penis or Just Horribly Ugly.

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on September 25, 2007

Pictures this, you’re a redshirt quarter back at Ohio State, also you’re the fourth leading rushing on the team, why would you then try to solicit some crack ho hooker when all the action you need is on campus? Answer: you must be a sex addict, have a very tiny embarrassing penis or just that damn ugly.

“Ohio State’s third-team quarterback and fourth-leading rusher has been accused of offering a female police officer $20 for sex, authorities said Tuesday.

Antonio Henton, a redshirt freshman, completed a pass in four attempts for 20 yards and also ran for 31 yards on seven carries in the eighth-ranked Buckeyes’ 58-7 win over Northwestern on Saturday.

Columbus police arrested him at 8:30 p.m. Monday south of campus.

Henton, 20, entered a not guilty plea Tuesday morning in Franklin County Municipal Court to the misdemeanor charge. He was released on bond later Tuesday, according to court records.

Judge Amy Salerno told Henton to consider his visibility in the community and his status as an “ambassador” for his school.”

Yo judge Amy that’s what I’m talking about. Why try to get a little way to damn strange, when he is surrounded by coeds? After all according to a former president of Ohio State, the coeds get involved with riots and drunken orgies. I submitted my admissions application immediately after hearing that.

“Lara Baker, chief prosecutor in the city’s attorney’s office, said the soliciting charge carries a maximum penalty of six months in jail and a $1,000 fine, but generally results in a small fine.

Ohio State coach Jim Tressel said Henton will not travel to Minnesota for Saturday’s game.

“What’s most disappointing to me is that our guys know deep down what is expected. And when we err — in other words, a player, a coach or whomever — that’s disappointing,” Tressel said at a midday media briefing Tuesday.”

Gee Tressel are we a little tongue tied? Was the hooker someone you know or should I say use? 😉 Of coure it results in a small fine the coaching staff probably pays it. Again I ask the question, with all the coeds there why go to a hooker? It makes no sense to me. Henton you have a good thing going whether it’s a little penis or you’re that ugly in person, don’t screw it up, the OSU faithful needs to riot again.

So I profess on this day 9/25/07.

TtT

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Ex Ohio State President: Damn Those Riots Were Bad, God I Need Sex

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on August 31, 2007

Ohio State…known for Woody Hays, ESPN’s newest Big East tool Kirk Herbstreit, getting their asses handed to them in two national championship games in separate sports by Florida in the same year and of course they know how to throw a great riot. Well it seems an ex-president, in a job interview of all things, has spoken out about the 2002 riots that basically says the Ohio State student population are really looters, thugs & closet West Virginia fans.

“A former Ohio State University president who cracked down on game-day behavior during her tenure at the school lambasted Buckeyes fans in a recent job interview, saying they looked for any excuse to riot.

“When you win a game, you riot. When you lose a game, you riot. When spring comes, you riot. African-American Heritage Festival weekend, you riot, Karen Holbrook said last week during a videotaped interview for the president’s job at Florida Gulf Coast University.”

*She went on further to say “when a freshman girl has just swallowed for the first time, you riot, when I had an orgasm I rioted, of course I haven’t rioted in a very very very long time.”

“She told officials there that she confronted a culture of rioting when she arrived at Ohio State in 2002 and that she witnessed people doing “disgusting things, unbelievable things” on a videotape she ordered made after the Ohio State-Michigan game that year.

“They think it’s fun to flip cars, to really have absolute drunken orgies. … I don’t want to be at a place that has this kind of culture as a norm,” she said.

*She elaborated “I mean if I can’t have a flipping orgasm Molly McFatty Skank isn’t going to participate in a orgy. Sorry honey Mommy still loves you.”

“After her comments, released by the Florida university, got back to Ohio and the 52,000-student university, she softened her tone, noting that her negative remarks represented five minutes out of 10 hours of talks with officials of the Florida school, much of which focused on Ohio State’s positives.

“People have ignored every other wonderful thing about a great institution that I bragged about, and that is what concerns me,” Holbrook said Thursday from her Florida home.”

Notice how she pulled a Saban there? Nice…

“Holbrook said she was barraged with complaints after she led a crackdown on tailgating and game-day behavior after 2002 riots made national news.

“They said, ‘You’re a goodie two-shoes. You don’t understand what it is to be a Buckeye,'” she said. “Maybe that’s true, but I didn’t think this great university deserved the black eye to its reputation for this kind of behavior.”

*”She continued by saying “Then my husband called me a frigid bitch in between doing Jager bombs of the ass of a cheerleader. That bastard. He said lighten up live a little, he ran off with a drama major, can you imagine a damn drama major”

“Holbrook oversaw a crackdown on tailgating and game-day behavior after 2002 riots made national news. She retired in June with a $250,000 exit bonus, then applied for the Florida Gulf Coast job this month. Holbrook later withdrew from consideration for the Florida job.”

By retired I believe they mean “fired” & by exit bonus I think it’s also called a “severance package”.

 


Let’s Riot Bitches!!!

So I profess on this day 8/31/07.

rDSr

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