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Tennessee has supermodels cheering for them, yes it’s great to be a Vol

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on January 29, 2009

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That’s right, model Marisa Miller was at the Tennessee game last night just to cheer for Tennessee’s own Emmanuel Negedu.

To make a long story short, Marisa Miller and her husband Griffin Guess had previously met Emmanuel Negedu when he was still in high school and promised to come watch him play so last night they honored that promise.

“It was really great to see him,” Guess said. “I think he’s grown about an inch and put on 10 pounds. He looks good.”

Psshhh dude look at your wife…she looks better….

“I think the atmosphere will be exciting,” Miller said. “I just hope I don’t embarrass Emmanuel by cheering too loudly.”

I can’t wait for the picture of a sweating like a horse Bruce Pearl giving her a hug. He might need some Dial for his “mansuit”.

So the Tennessee basketball team has supermodels cheering for them and the Alabama basketball team has….well…people like below cheering for them.

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Bubble Watch For 3/13/08

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on March 13, 2008

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Tennessee Pitcher on the Clemens Watch List (And not for steroids either)

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on March 7, 2008

Tennessee sophomore Steve Crnkovich is among the top college baseball pitchers named to the preliminary watch list for the fifth annual Roger Clemens Award.

This is the fourth straight season in which Tennessee has placed one of its pitchers on the Clemens Award watch list. Former Vol Luke Hochevar won the award in 2005. Hochevar also was the first overall pick in the 2006 draft by the hopeless and impotent Kansas City Royals.

The Roger Clemens Award:

  • Trophy is shaped like a hypodermic needle.
  • Grand prize is a lifetime supply of HGH.
  • It’s quite an honor to have your name DRUG (get it drug 🙂 ) onto the watch list.
  • Jose Canseco throws the winner a party each year.

I wonder if the winner is NOT on any illegal substances, does that mean there is an asterisk by their name. Either way congrats Crnkovich I hope you win. (Assuming winning doesn’t include having to go before Congress).

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