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What Do You Do, Coach Stew???

Posted by Joel Jackson on March 14, 2008


Well what a banner day for West Virginia University. Freshman sensation Noel Devine, along with his 3 henchmen, were (finally) arrested for the Feb. 13 incident outside of Club Z. Apparently Devine took time out of his busy schedule of doing the Superman while at the club and started a little static. The 4 future brain surgeons have been charged with battery, and have pleaded no contest.

Now, this puts our new favorite undefeated coach Bill Stewart in an interesting conundrum. Earlier, he suspended 3 players for drug possession. A certain someone thought that Stewart would be up the creek when/if his star player was arrested. Well guess what has happened…

What does Stewart do??? Does he a) kick his star RB off the team and continue the precedent that he has set, b) tell the Mountaineer clan to wait until the legal process has been done (keeping in mind that he didn’t do that during the first incident, but could be spun as “I overreacted”) or, c) only suspend Devine and the Crew for spring practice, and still keep them fresh for the upcoming year???

Well if Stewart were an SEC coach, he would put Devine on “Double Super Secret Probation”, or take an approach similar to Thomas’ favorite coach, Steve Superior. There is also the ‘Bama approach where the charges “mysteriously” are dropped. How about police ride alongs, Fulmer style??? Whichever he decides will determine the course of the Mountaineer football season. None of this will matter much anyway, considering Jim Leavitt and the USF Bulls treat ‘Eers like their own personal chew toy. (Thanks Thomas. The one day this week I write and you beat me to the punch).

Oh, nothing major on the WVU v. Rodriguez case, but I did happen to stumble across this tasty morsel of news: The school is now getting sued, no less than by the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, the most trusted source of Mountaineer news. The school has not been entirely cooperative when it comes to the Freedom of Information Act (see Nutt, Houston). This goes back to the newspaper’s investigation into whether Gov. Manchin’s daughter actually earned her MBA, as the school’s records were “imcomplete”. Seems as though certain records, such as phone logs, e-mails, and other information has either been withheld or redacted from the newspaper. Now I am no lawyer (maybe LawVol can offer up some more details without going too much in boring detail speak), but I know enough about the FOIA that public records must be turned over in a timely manner, except those not required by law. Also keep in mind that school Mike Garrison is himself a lawyer by trade, and should be well-versed on such legalities. Maybe their legal department has been so busy trying to collect a check from Rodriguez that they didn’t think that they themselves could get sued. Isn’t it a great day to be a Mountaineer??? What is that I see??? I think those are the outstretched arms of the God of Mediocrityland, welcoming WVU back and sitting them next to Syracuse. How special…


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For The Thug Who Has Everything

Posted by Joel Jackson on January 29, 2008


Now this is a present. This game is basically a Monopoly, but instead of “Go To Jail”, you try to break out of jail and/or get parole. This is a description of the game from the official website:

Fight your way through 6 different exciting locations in hopes of being granted parole. Escape prison riots in The Yard, slip glass into a mob boss’ lasagna in the Cafeteria, steal painkillers from the nurse’s desk in the Infirmary, avoid being cornered by the Aryans in the Shower Room, fight off Latin Kings in Gang War, and try not to smoke your entire stash in The Hole.

The artistry of each handcrafted piece is matched with comparable humor & intelligence on every card. Stack your smokes, sharpen your shank, and get ready for an experience that only someone on the outside could appreciate.

Wow. What more can be said. Check out the game pieces. Who among us played Monopoly as a kid and thought “Wouldn’t it be cool if instead of a thimble I could use a Glock as my game piece???”

What’s the sports connection??? Well let’s see: The founder of the company and game is John Sebelius, son of Kansas Gov. Kathleen Sebelius. Kansas is where America’s “favorite” marijuana smuggling (and smoking), lawsuit avoiding, Valtrex popping, inaccurate throwing, dog killing QB Michael Vick is currently doing his time. But let’s think of the endless possibilities..

How about a “Playmakers” Edition featuring O.J., his white Bronco, memorabilia, copy of “If I Did It”, and a Naked Gun DVD for playing pieces???

Or a “Ballers” Edition, with Kobe attached to a blonde female hotel clerk, Roy Tarpley, transcripts of Tim Donaghy’s gambling probe, Jack Sikma’s perm, and WNBA TV Ratings???

Lastly, what about a “Juiced” version, with Jose Canseco, Barry Bonds, Marion Jones, a syringe, and a torn record book???

If they market this game right, it could be a gold mine. Of course, someone needs to mail some of these games to all SEC schools, so they can play as part of the “Super Secret Double Probation”…

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Finally, Some Good News for Tennessee and Meyer’s 1% of 1%

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on January 10, 2008

It’s rare when I actually find good things to report about my beloved Vols. It’s also rare that I report good things without sarcasm. Well, this will be good with sarcasm. Old Phil finally found a way to be more competitive with Florida, by stealing their running back coach Stan Drayton. To some it up in a nutshell Stan wasn’t happy at Florida but don’t my written words for it take his spoken instead.

“The offense we were running in Florida did not have much involvement with the running back,” he said during a news conference Wednesday night. “There was some frustration there, I must be honest with you.”

Florida had running backs this past year? Oh you mean Tebow, play action to himself, fakes pass, runs up the middle. That was Florida’s running game last year and it worked.

Drayton has been with the Gators since Herban Meyer took over the program, helping guide Florida to the 2006 SEC and national championships. While at Florida, Drayton developed a reputation for recruiting, and named him one of its top 25 recruiters for his role in the Gators’ 2007 signing class, which was ranked No. 1 in the nation by several services. Of course losing a bowl game to Michigan probably was a factor. I mean Tennessee did win their bowl game verses a Big Eleven Ten team.

So there Gators fans ppphhhpppttttt take that.

Drayton isn’t the only Gator abandoning Meyer. Bo Williams, Trent Pupello (a player they initially compared to Jeremy Shockey) and several other players are looking to transfer to other programs.

Meyers top 1% of the 1% of players across the nation, as he likes to call them will still be there if they don’t bolt to the NFL or wind up in jail first.

Let’s take a moment to reflect on some of Meyer’s players.

  • Marcus Thomas failed numerous drug tests for marijuana and GHB, yet miraculously was cleared to play during a stretch run that aided the Gators to the title.
  • Brandon James was busted with marijuana during a drug bust, where he had less than 20 grams of marijuana. His indefinite suspension lasted one game versus Western Kentucky.
  • Dorian Monroe decided that he was above the law, removing a parking boot from his car and putting it in his trunk. Remember, Florida was thin at defensive back, thus it was swept away, and how in the hell do you remove a parking boot anyway?
  • Ronnie “AK-47” Wilson, was held out this season. But, it wasn’t due to the harsh penalties from Coach Meyer, it was the state law enforcement. Firing automatic weapons at people often leads to that.

Maybe Steve God Spurrier can learn a thing about discipline from Herban.

Other good news concerning Tennessee is the fact they handed Ole Miss their first loss of the season tonight, while winning their SEC opening game. Also rumors are circulating about Ryan Mallett leaving the Michigan football program and is strongly looking at Tennessee, but somehow I think Phil will fuck that up.

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Football Season is Over but the Gamecocks are Still Racking Up Moral Victories

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on December 13, 2007

Ha ha I almost wrecked when I first saw it 🙂

Yes USC’s football season is over as for as the gridiron is concerned, however they’re still scoring moral victories for God Spurrier. See he’s pretty pissed off right now. Think about it. You’re ranked 6th in the country with one loss, and then you lose 5 straight, finishing 6-6 and no bowl. To make matters worse some Clemson fan puts a billboard up on 26 right as you drive into Columbia rubbing the lose to your arch rival, Clemson, in your face. To memorialize that I had to stop and take a picture of it.

So God Spurrier goes back to where the success was born in the first half of the season, and that is have another USC player beat someone up only to be stabbed in the end. This is just like the Quintin Richardson incident. Sad.

Jordin Lindsey and his twin brother Dustin were in the Five Points area and supposedly were in a verbal altercation with this little geek teenager. The Lindsey twins, who are from Alabama for the record, claim geek boy came up from behind and stabbed Jordin. Hell, Daddy Lindsey claims his son cut in the jugular, even though if that happened Jordin wouldn’t have been able to walk to fuck up QB Blake Mitchell’s house much less be alive today. That and the police say the cut was behind the neck, but the daddy is from Bama so we’ll excuse ignorance here.

Meet Geek Boy 2008. Gamecock player slayer.

Just one problem with the above scenario, the “attacker” turned himself in and he has two black eyes and a badly bruised arm with proof he received medical care. He also has a lawyer and he’s claiming self defense. Considering this is the second time one of the Lindseys was involved in a fight in Five Points a lot of people are starting to believe geek boy. Plus Lindsey is 100 lbs. heavier than geek boy, and geek boy doesn’t have a criminal record. The Lindsey boys can’t say that, having a criminal record is a requirement to even get recruited by South Carolina. Of course Spurrier is “reserving judgment” until all the facts are released. I don’t know about you but if I was the coach of a flop like the Gamecocks, I would have something called a “curfew” in place. This incident took place a 4:00 AM for Christ sake.

Considering the fact Jordin was to stupid to play last year because his GPA fell below 2.0, it looks like another moral victory for South Carolina football. Way to go Gamecocks!! Make God Spurrier proud since you have ruined his streak of never have been beaten by Vandy. And of course his streak of bowl games as coach. Well, the AD made him star in this holiday musical to make up for lost revenue. One of the songs on it is probably “All I Want for Christmas is Another Moral Victory” thanks for offering that Lindsey twins.

So I profess on this day 12/13/07.



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Houston Nutt, Man, Myth, Legend & the New Loser Coach for Ole Miss

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on November 28, 2007

Praying to the Hog God won’t change things.

In less than 24 hours after Houston (Deeze nuts bitch) Nutt, basically told Arkansas to go fuck themselves, he’s decided to pursue his coaching opportunities at Ole Miss. Story

Let’s make sense of this. Saturday Living Coaching God Coach 0 was fired. Monday Nutt turns down a raise and an extension to stay at Arkansas where he’s been the coach for the past 10 years. Today Ole Miss confirms he’ll be announced as the new head coach on Wednesday. If anyone reading this thinks these events just “happened”, then click the X in the corner, you shouldn’t have the pleasure of reading my genius writings.

Nutt said in his “Oxygen Channel” like press conference yesterday:

“Deep, deep down in my heart as an Arkansan, as person who loves the Razorbacks so much, I wanted for the state to come together as one. At this time, I didn’t think we could have one heartbeat.”

God, what a fag. Nutt and the chancellor of Ole Miss should really get along in a Broke Back Mountain sense. I’m sure he wanted all the people in the state to hold hands and sing that stupid jingle Coke puts out every year a Christmas time.

“My dream job. I thought I’d be here for a long, long time,” Nutt said. “Sometimes things change and you have to make a hard decision.”

More like you weren’t winning games you should have won because you have so much baggage in your personal life, Jerry Springer could dedicate three hours of airtime covering it.

But that was yesterday, now today he trades in Arkansas colors for Ole Miss colors. That game will be really interesting to watch. Former Bloods coach now coaching the Crips.
Nutt and Ole Miss were already discussing a the contract details Monday night, so much for being heartbroken over leaving Arkansas. I’m sure Les Miles is really hoping and praying that Michigan offers him the coaching job there, because what’s worse than being ranked #1 and losing to Arkansas. You guessed it, being ranked #1 and losing to Ole Miss.

Ole Miss believes their problem with mediocrity is over. Nutt’s mediocre record in conference play is 42-38. I wonder in three years if Nutt will be the next one fired.

Nutt, said he left Arkansas to help mend a split among fans after off-the-field problems were compounded by a difficult season. Yeah this will really help get the Arkansas fans back to loving you now.

As for me, I’m glad Nutt still in the SEC. I hope Coach 0 lands on his feet somewhere that I can keep tabs of him. I love writing about these two idiots.

Hey Nutt, do you think you will be the one to teach Jerrell Powe how to read?

Yeah the welcome committee is going all out. Deezzze Nutt Bitches!!!

So I profess on this day 11/28/07



Posted in Arkansas Razorbacks, coach o, Ed Orgeron, Houston Nutt, ole miss rebels, Scams, SEC Coaches, SEC Football, trailer trash | Tagged: , , , , , , , , | 4 Comments »

Ole Miss Will Most Likely Begin Coaching Search Today

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on November 26, 2007

Today’s date is 2 A.0. (after 0) for the Ole Miss football program. For the second time in four years, Ole Miss has really screwed themselves royally by firing their football coach. When I learned about this my first thought was “That’s a mistake he’s only been there 3 years”, my second thought was “I wonder if Jai Eugene of ‘Losers With Socks‘ will have to change his aviator now”. The first time involved the firing of David Cutcliff after so much success he brought them, the latest firing involves the man, the myth, the legend, the man-god with 42″ python arms Coach 0, just after a poultry 3 years there. Three years? Are you kidding me?

Coach 0’s firing comes on the heels after Chancellor Robert Khayat endorsed Orgeron last month. Khayat told the AP that Coach 0’s job was safe and he believed the coach would eventually field a winner, even if it took five or six years. In that same interview Khayat also showed some rather unnatural man-love towards the 0. Those details can be found here.

So now after Ole Miss has shown the SEC that they too can be like Alabama & Notre Dame, and fire a coach after a relatively short period of time. The search should begin today. Let’s look at some candidates that could possibly become the next Ole Miss football coach.

David Cutcliff: Oh wait my bad. Not only would the athletic director have to get on his knees and beg him to return, he would also have to tongue his balls in the process.

Bo Pelini: HA! You think he’ll go there over Nebraska? Bahahahaha.

OK OK OK here’s the real list, I was just kidding on the first two.

  1. Rick Neuheisel: He hasn’t been coaching for awhile now. In fact I’m not even sure if he’s still alive, but if they can find him and sober him up it possible.
  2. Mike Shula: Why not? He was wrongly canned last year so getting fired again within another 3 years wouldn’t be a new experience.
  3. Gary Barnett: He can enticed recruits to come to Ole Miss with sex and alcohol during recruiting visits & actually coach as well, he’s a winner.
  4. Coach Fran: Wait even Ole Miss wouldn’t stoop that low.
  5. Bill Callahan: He can win more than 3 times a year.
  6. Gus Malazan: This could be a real win-win here. The “I’ll whip your ass in the parking lot” looks he would throw towards Houston Nutt is worth the admission price alone.
  7. Kevin O’Dea: Don’t know a lot about him but he is a coach with the Chicago Bears. The cool thing about him is people can still keep their Coach O decals on their cars.
  8. Me: That’s right bitches m-e ME! I have no clue on how to coach, but neither did Coach 0 and that’s didn’t stop him. For a generous salary I’ll coach that team or at least teach Jerrell Powe how to read. I’ll employ my patented motivational tools to the job. A whistle and cattle prod.

Hire Kevin O’Dea


So take your pick Ole Miss but remember I have a cattle prod and I’m not afraid to use it bitch.

So I profess on this day 11/26/07


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Let’s Kick Off Fuck Bama Week 2007

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on October 15, 2007

This Saturday is the holiest of all Saturdays for Tennessee fans, because we play “America’s Own Third World County” Alabama. Now I respect most Bama fans so I’ll say this upfront, this is just some ribbing before the game and nothing more. There that should keep the inbred rednecks happy. This will be the first year in over 2 decades that the game will not be shown nationally, thanks to Kentucky and Florida. I hope that game sucks more than my ex in a locker room. Shame on CBS…bastards. So for the next several days I get to pick on Bama…well actually I do that all year, I’m just meaner this week. Check back later to see what my imagination comes up with…and remember A good Alabama team is a beaten Alabama team.

The famous houndstooth twins (sluts)

So I profess on this day 10/15/07.


Posted in Alabama, Alabama Crimson Tide, Bama Bangs, Bama Sucks, Bama'zoids, Bammers, Go Vols, Nick Saban, Phillip Fulmer, Rocky Top, Roll Tide, SEC Football, Sports, Tennessee Volunteers, trailer trash, UT vols | 8 Comments »

The Number 23 Effects Florida State Athletics in a Negative Way.

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on September 28, 2007

Ever see the movie “Number 23”? It’s a good decent rental or Netflex movie. However what isn’t decent are student athletes cheating. What student athletes cheat? Well, apparently so at least at FSU, I’m sure others do as well just they’re smart enough not to get busted.

“Two athletic department academic assistance employees have resigned and 23 Florida State University athletes were implicated in cheating on tests given over the Internet, school officials said Wednesday.

The athletes represent nine sports and 17 of the students are or have been on scholarship. Officials could not identify the students and could not say which sports are involved because of federal confidentiality restrictions.

University President T.K. Wetherell reported the findings in a letter to the NCAA. He indicated inquires are continuing although an internal investigation failed to find conclusive evidence of a more widespread pattern of cheating.

The students could face punishment from the university and NCAA including loss of eligibility. The NCAA also could sanction the university, but spokesman Erik Christianson said it would be speculative and declined comment.”

What ever happened to simple way of cheating by concocting a hair brain way to break into the professors office at 3:45 AM mission impossible style, and stealing the answers to the tests? Now that’s cheating though hard work. I also I seem to remember that one someone got caught cheating they were kicked out of college…oh wait they are athletes my mistake.

“Wetherell ordered an investigation by the university’s Office of Audit Services in May after receiving information an athletics department learning specialist had directed one athlete to take an online quiz for another and then provided the answers.

The student who took the test was not enrolled in the class and reported what happened to his athletics academic advisor. Neither he nor the other athlete, who had been unaware someone else took the test for him, were disciplined, the report said.

The investigation then found the learning specialist also typed papers for five students who apparently didn’t qualify for that service and a tutor provided answers or other unethical assistance to 23 students for online tests. The testing involved a single course, which was not identified.

“Some students from the 2007 semester indicated that it was common knowledge among the student athletes that the tutor would help with the exams in the class,” the report said.

The learning specialist and tutor resigned. They are not named in the report.

The tutor confirmed in an interview with the school’s auditors that he had been assisting students with answers for the online exams since the fall of 2006, according to the report.”

With all this help given to the athletes one would think the FSU football team could perform better, since they didn’t have the added pressure of studying they could just focus on playing. Before anyone asks of my knowledge with there were football players involved, you can visit this link to see that there were. The FSU president did comment on the scandal yesterday.

“Florida State University’s president said Thursday the school doesn’t know all the details of an academic cheating scandal that has already resulted in two employees being fired.

“I don’t like what we saw,” Wetherell said during a break at Thursday’s Board of Governors quarterly meeting. “It bothers us obviously that faculty or athletic staff people would have done what they did.”

“My real concern is what I don’t know at this point,” Wetherell said.”

And there’s been a ripple effect on the school’s athletic department.

Wetherell notified athletic director David Hart Jr. in late May that his contract would not be renewed shortly after two assistant athletic directors announced their resignations. The No. 2 person in the academic support program, Brenda Monk, resigned in July.

Although Hart’s contract runs until January 2009, he’s expected to leave late this year.”

Quick someone at South Carolina hire David Hart Jr. since they continue to have players be ruled ineligible due to academics.

“The NCAA has investigated similar allegations at a number of schools over the past decade that resulted in harsh penalties at Baylor, California, Fresno State, Georgia, Howard, Kentucky, Marshall, Miami, Minnesota, New Mexico State, San Diego State, Southern Cal and Texas Southern.”

I’m sure Aberclay 12 of The Leaky Brain and the Gridiron Goddess aren’t happy seeing their school listed there. 😉

So I profess on this day 9/28/07.


Posted in ACC, Bobby Bowden, cheaters, Florida State Seminoles, FSU, NCAA, Noles, Scams, Sports, trailer trash | 6 Comments »

The Florida State Football Players Can Beat Anyone at Breaking the Law.

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on September 21, 2007

Long gone are the glory days on the field for Bobby Bowden and the Florida State Seminoles. FSU used to be a football powerhouse, for now those days are gone. They still recruit some of the best players, especially those that attempt to whip the ass of a Tallahassee police officer.

“Florida State suspended two football players Friday after they were arrested in a bar fight that resulted in felony charges against one of them.

Junior linebacker Geno Hayes and senior fullback Joe Surratt were arrested early Friday at a bar near the Florida State campus, police and school officials said. Police said Hayes had to be subdued with a Taser and Surratt struck a police officer.

Surratt, 21, was charged with a felony count of battery on an officer. Hayes, 20, faces three misdemeanor counts: assault on an officer, resisting arrest without violence and disorderly conduct, Tallahassee police spokesman David McCranie said.

Both players were released on bail Friday, officials said.”

There goes “the man” again using those Tasers. What happened to the good old days of just getting pistol whipped? Don’t they know electric shocks can hurt and leave little scarring, but a good old fashion pistol whipping, now that shows you were beat down like a man. Resisting arrest without violence, Hayes you pussy, where’s your fighting spirit? I realize your first name is Geno, but still show some gumption. I hope bet your buddy that actually struck the officer got the heroic version of an ass-whipping AKA pistol whipped.

“Officers were on duty outside Potbelly’s Bar looking for underage drinkers when they noticed a man later identified as Hayes screaming profanities and waving his arms, a police report said. When officers tried to talk to him, Hayes became aggressive, police said.

Hayes was pulled away by his friends, but he resisted when officers then tried to handcuff him, leading an officer to stun him with his Taser, police said.

Police said Surratt was standing nearby and officers felt he was interfering with the arrest. An officer pushed Surratt away, and he responded by striking the officer, police said.

Hayes is the team’s second-leading tackler with 19, and Surratt led Florida State with six rushing touchdowns last year but is sidelined with a broken leg.”

Fuck tha police
Comin straight from the underground
Young nigga got it bad cuz I’m brown
And not the other color so police think
They have the authority to kill a minority

Fuck that shit, cuz I ain’t tha one
For a punk muthafucka with a badge and a gun
To be beatin on, and throwin in jail
We could go toe to toe in the middle of a cell…

Oh sorry I was have a N.W.A flashback. First of all who in their right mind would go into a place named Potbelly’s Bar? If I was drug into a bar like that I would have agitated and aggressive like Hayes as well. This is clearly Surratt’s fault. Beside Hayes seems like a pussy.

Surratt has a broken leg and yet he still struck an officer. Jerrell Powe would laugh about that if he could read, because he’s not idiot, illiterate yes complete idiot no. There is a difference. Does Surratt know that when you have a broken leg don’t strike a cop because you’ll have to run away? Both of these players got bomared by Po Po. Of course if these two chose to play for God Spurrier, they would have been assigned super USC attorney Neal “Johnnie Cochran Jr.” Lourie, and of course they would have been suspended indefinitely, which at South Carolina is three days tops.

This is Surratt, he even looks dumber than Powe.

So I profess on this day 9/21/07.




Posted in ACC, Bobby Bowden, Florida State Seminoles, guilty, Jerrell Powe, legal troubles, mullets, Noles, NWA, Po Po, Police, PTI, Tallahassee, taser, trailer trash | 3 Comments »

If I Had the Girlfriend OJ Did, I Would Want too go to Jail.

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on September 21, 2007

By now everyone knows of the legal troubles of OJ. I’m not talking about the Vegas thing I was referring to the lawsuit Jonathan Lee Riches© filed, against him. OK, fine I was talking about the Vegas thing, but the post isn’t about OJ, it’s about the lovely slutty looking lady that accompanies OJ. Her name is Christie Prody, and quite honestly she’s a crazy bitch, not to mention classy classless white trash, look at those eyebrows…Jesus……

Here are some stats on her:

  • 32
  • Former aesthetician and waitress
  • Been seeing Jailbird Juice off and on for ten years.
  • I’ve dubbed her TT for Trailer Trash

Now let’s see what type of influence she has been. This is according the CBS news.

  • Jan. 2001 Police are summoned to Simpson’s home after a neighbor called to report an argument. Prody told police Simpson was angry that she came home late. No charges are filed.
  • Sept. 2000 Prody accused Simpson of using a key to break into her home, erase a message on her answering machine and take a letter. She called police but did not press charges.
  • May 2000 Police are called to a Miami hotel after Simpson and Prody got into a loud dispute and Prody allegedly slapped and kicked him. Simpson refused to press charges.
  • Oct. 1999 Police respond to a 911 call Simpson placed from Prody’s house. According to a police report, Simpson said Prody had been on a cocaine binge. Simpson later calls that a misunderstanding.

Also in 2000 TT was arrested for having an expired license and using a handicapped sticker that wasn’t hers.

“O.J. Simpson’s on-again, off-again girlfriend has been arrested for having an expired license and using a handicapped sticker that was not registered in her name.

Miami police questioned Christine Prody when she parked her SUV in a handicapped spot.

A routine records check showed that a bench warrant had been issued for Prody for having an expired drivers license.

Police also discovered that the handicapped sticker on the vehicle was not issued to her, and they arrested her.

There is no word on whether Prody posted bail. The vehicle, which is registered to O.J. Simpson, was impounded.”

What a stupid bitch. Doesn’t she know if you’re going to park in a handicapped space to limp when the Po Po was around?

Now in 2002 there was a drug probe that involved both OJ and TT. Now that’s when the fun begins.

FBI witness statements and surveillance and search-warrant records state O.J. Simpson:

  • Used cocaine and was supplied with the illegal drug Ecstasy.
  • Allowed an Ecstasy dealer to stay at his guest home and drive his children to school.
  • Celebrated the victory in his 2001 road-rage trial by entertaining girlfriends with 2 1/2 grams of cocaine.
  • Had four bags of “suspected” marijuana, drug pipes, and cocaine residue in his home during a Dec. 4 search.

By early 2000, Miss Prody was living in Miami, and Mr. Simpson would stay with her until he bought his house. At the time, he was steeped in a custody battle in California with the relatives of his slain former wife – a dispute he won.

“When Simpson visited Miami, both Prody and Simpson called Galvez for cocaine, and would visit Galvez at her apartment to pick up cocaine,” her FBI interview states. Galvez even showed agents that she had Mr. Simpson’s number logged in her cell phone memory.

“Simpson and Prody arrived at Galvez’ house approximately three to four times during the early morning hours to buy cocaine from Galvez,” her statement reads. “Galvez did not let them in the house due to the odd hours and the fact that Simpson and Prody were already high on drugs.”

“Prody frequently arrived at Galvez’ house unannounced for cocaine,” her statement reads. “Prody called Galvez so much that Galvez changed her cellular telephone number.”

Is that a mullet? Seriously is it? 🙂 I find it amazing that these two have escaped jail for so long. It’s bad when a drug dealer has to change their cell number because you keep calling them for more drugs.

In late 2000 TT filed a false police report, according to OJ’s friend.

“Simpson’s friend, Delvon Campbell, told WPLG-TV that Simpson believes Christine Prody, 25, made false accusations to police out of retaliation. Campbell said that Simpson, 53, had called Prody’s mother to tell her that she was still using drugs. Simpson believes Prody wanted to get back at him.

Prody filed a burglary complaint against Simpson Friday, claiming he broke into her home and erased a message on her answering machine. She also told officers that Simpson took a few pages from her address book and a letter that she planned to mail to a mutual friend. Prody said that Simpson used a key to enter her Miami-Dade County home between midnight and 7 a.m., according to the police report.

Prody told detectives that she telephoned Simpson about it and he admitted going to her home because he wanted to erase a message he had left for her. She has not pressed charges.

The two have had a stormy relationship that has resulted in police action several times before. Last May, police responded to a Coral Gables hotel after the couple got into a fight. Simpson accused Prody of slapping and kicking him, but he chose not to press charges.”

Whoa she whipped Simpon’s ass sweet.

In 2002 things really get bizarre. It seems TT had some oder problems…must…resist….crack….about…her…keeping….legs….closed…eliminating from her apartment. It only gets worse from here.

“Firefighters broke open the apartment door of O.J. Simpson’s ex-girlfriend over the weekend after a neighbor reported a foul odor.

Inside the doorway, detectives found a dead cat and clothing scattered on the floor of Christie Prody’s apartment (pictured, right) along with semi-packed luggage, according to a police report.

A neighbor said that Prody, who once dated Simpson, hasn’t been seen in about a month and thought that Prody’s orange-and-white cat might be inside.

“It was a horrendous smell in the hall,” Ruth Einhorn said.

Last February, Prody’s home was burglarized. Investigators found a latex glove outside, but no arrests were made. She told police that someone left her sliding glass door open. She also reported that she was missing $2,500 in cash.”

Gee only one glove…is that a signature OJ thing? Now here is where things turn very bad…she’s a cat killer!!! The mullet wearing whore! She should cry.

“Investigators said that Christie Prody’s apartment manager saw her after police found her cat dead in her home over the weekend and gave her the news.

Prody had apparently been out of town for about a month. Police said that the cat probably starved to death. Police said that Simpson is not involved and that it is strictly an animal-abuse case. Prody was cited for one count of animal cruelty and could face a $500 fine.”

She should face more than that, but that’s just my opinion.

Still in 2002, TT “left” OJ, and sold her story to the ever trustworthy National Enquirer, in it she claims OJ confessed to the murders.

“In a blockbuster interview, Christie Prody who recently walked out on O.J. after a four-year romance told the National Enquirer that O.J.’s chilling comments convinced her “The Juice” is guilty of the killings.

Prody’s mother, Cathy Bellmore, confirmed to Fox News Thursday that the Enquirer report is true. Bellmore said her daughter is out of the country and they have a deal that she will not speak to anyone Thursday.

“O.J. killed Nicole and he told me the details,” Prody told the tabloid.

“Now that I’ve seen how O.J. is stalking me since I left him, I realize the truth was there in front of me all the time but I was blinded by love. I see now that all during the course of our relationship, O.J. was confessing by telling me details only the killer would know,” Prody said.

Prody, a sexy Nicole Brown Simpson look-alike, said that during all-night cocaine binges, O.J. would maniacally re-enact scenes from his murder trial, pretending to cross-examine witnesses.

Prody also said O.J. blamed Nicole for her own death, saying she “drove him crazy.”

I have no love for the Juice, but you’re a crazy whore. You wasn’t blinded by love you was blinded by money, his money. You two deserve each other, and if he anyone could drive the Juice crazy, it should be you. Of course OJ being the ass that he is, still gets back with her, and is still with her today. I guess when you get away with murder, one shouldn’t be to choosy when comes to companionship.

OJ does still have fans left. Abarclay on The Leaky Brain is currently trying to raise money to help OJ pay for his defense. I honestly think Abar has a thing for him, and quite honestly after reading about Prody, he can’t do much worse.

So I profess on this day 9/21/07.


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