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UCLA QB faces the facts

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on June 11, 2009

Fact: Chris Forcier, a redshirt sophomore QB is transferring from UCLA to play for Furman University. 

Fact: His family came up with one of the most bizarre and batshit crazy press releases ever to announce this decision. 

Fact: The Forcier family web site is poorly done. 

Fact: A copy of the press release can be found on the shitty website. 

Here is the press release

Fact: I was a National Recruit out of High School including multiple Pac-10 offers. 

Fact: I was a (4) Star QB labeled as a dual-threat. I learned a complicated offense that calls for a pocket passing QB. 

Fact: I’m a life long UCLA Fan. I love UCLA Football. Most Bruin fans have been very supportive/good people. 

Fact: I’ve always worked hard in the classroom as a student athlete where I’ve been recognized as a UCLA Honor Roll student. 

Fact: I’ve competed hard in games and on the practice field, in film and meetings where I’ve always come prepared, attentive, always taking notes. Read the rest of this entry »

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College Football Week 5 is in the books & here’s what I learned

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on September 28, 2008

Ah how I love upsets and there were plenty for this week.

Well the Fulmer death clock continues to tick…as always be expecting a full game grade tomorrow after I watch a tape of the game today.

Don’t look now but UCONN is 5-0, you should expect them to be ranked.

Michigan State is a contender for now…but for some reason they always implode mid season.

Speaking of imploding, Syracuse actually led Pittsburgh but ultimately lost. There’s internet chatter about Lloyd Carr becoming the next Orangemen coach.

Clemson…WTF? Oh, wait my mistake…the annual Tommy Bowden fail is occurring.

Northwestern is 5-0 and Iowa still sucks.

The miracle that occurred in the Miami-North Carolina game was amazing to watch.

Gee. Urban…is fourth down and one yard to go. You trail by one with time quickly ticking away. Why didn’t you try the 49 yard field goal? Was it arrogance? At least update the play book and run something other than a Tebow keeper. Great win for Ole Miss and the Rev. Nutt.

Fresno state continues to win and I love it.

I’m getting sick and damn tired of seeing that stupid Olive Garden commercial that they were over playing last year.

I hate F$U when I pick them to win, they let down. Win I pick to lose they win. Bastards!

Look out Notre Dame is 3-1 let’s place them in the Top 5 stat!

Rich “Dirty Sanchez” Rodriguez gets a huge…huge win against a top 10 Wisconsin team.

I hope you enjoyed your visit to the top 25 East Carolina because it is officially over.

Wow…Navy beats Wake Forest…just how bad does the ACC suck?

Oklahoma should have scored more points than they did.

South Carolina struggled against a UAB team that Tennessee blew out…interesting.

Wow Miss. State does have an offense after all, to bad they lost though.

Look for South Florida to enter the top 10 this week.

Welcome back Virginia Tech. however the first year Nebraska coach actually helped your cause by getting a 15 yard penalty for “debating” a call with the ref.

I hope Ty Willingham has called North American Moving by now.

What can I say about Alabama…other than they cheat, but they laid it on Georgia. Anyone else notice that Nick Saban is sporting the Behr Bryant alcoholism red nose?

Don’t look now but Duke is 3-1 and the Virginia coach is probably and should be suicidal at this point.

Joe Pa rules bitches but give the fighting Zookers credit for keeping it respectable.

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College Football Week 3 is in the books & here’s what I learned + an update on Joel!!

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on September 14, 2008

First off I have great news. Joel has more than survived his epic bout with Hurricane Ike. Joel suffered no damage however he does not power, but him and his family are safe & dry. He would like to thank all the people that were praying for him.

His next bout will be with the government over the fleecing of gas that has occurred with this hurricane. Did you know that oil prices actually dropped last Friday? Of course not because they spiked to a staggering amount. These refineries only produce 25% of this nation’s gas, and some of that is exported. Nevertheless gas should only go up by 25%, big government should step in but never will.

Ok I just had to get that off my chest. That will be one of few times you’ll see something political on this blog…unless I find some hot photos of Sarah Palin. Is so wrong to lust after a female running for vice president?

South Florida decided to show some Big East pride by beating Kansas. This was a great game. The Kansas QB is awesome. It would be foolish of teams in the NFL not to draft him. I don’t care how tall he is. Think how good Doug Flutie could have been. Trust me there are a lot of NFL teams kicking themselves for not drafting him because of his height.

The Kansas QB reminds me of Vince Young except not as tall, stronger, more accurate, and not suicidal and he isn’t whiner.

Hyped games like the Nuts verses the Contraceptives suck. The SoCal-Ohio State was b-o-r-i-n-g. Let’s face it. Right now SoCal is that good. I don’t care if Beanie Wells didn’t play. The score wouldn’t have changed that much.

Under hyped games rule!! Kansas-South Florida & Fresno State-Wisconsin were awesome games.

Georgia failed to impress. However some of you might remember back in August that I predicted that Garcia would make his debut in the Georgia game and I was right. Self ^5.

Oklahoma continues to impress as Ty Willingham might need to start packing his bags.

Missouri looks great!

LSU did what LSU was supposed to do and beat a nobody team convincingly.

Does Auburn have an offense or is the defense of Miss. State that good?

The Tide continues to roll and they will be rolling next week as they play the worst SEC team in Arkansas. And even though the Texas-Arkansas was postponed, Texas would have crushed them.

East Carolina pulls out a squeaker and the R-E-S-P-E-C-T factor is falling with them as it is with Georgia Tech as well.

People better watch out for Ole Miss and Nebraska.

Everyone point and laugh at the PAC 10 this week. Sure USC rolled and Oregon pulled out a miracle but Arizona State lost to UNLV, UCLA got ass raped by the Mormons of BYU, Cal lost to Maryland….that right there deserves a LOL.

The ACC isn’t fairing any better as well with Virginia losing to UCONN big. Remember UCONN struggled against Temple last week.

Cutcliff is winning at Duke though. Way to go Coach!

Oh La La almost pulled off another epic upset against Illinois yesterday.

Penn State looks impressive I mean very impressive.

Oklahoma State continues to roll and roll big.

OMG Kentucky is undefeated.

Utah continues to roll. How important will the Utah-BYU game this year?

The Notre Dame defense looks good then again it was against Michigan. However Charlie Weis is more man than Tom Brady by electing not to have surgery on his busted up leg. Get better Coach I hate to pick on gimps.

I have a post coming up about the Tennessee game.

Did anyone notice how Herbstreit finally admits Mark Sanchez will probably be a Heisman finalist after side stepping the question?

Finally has anyone noticed how eerily similar that USC QB Mark Sanchez resembles Richard Ramirez AKA the serial killer known as the Night Stalker? (Insert scary music here)



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Vince Young wants to try his sausage…seriously he does!

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on September 9, 2008

Before Vince Young decided to quit on the Titians in last Sundays game, he went into the sausage business.

I think it’s a smart business move on his part. After all when throw 9 touchdowns and 18 interceptions like he did last year, one better have some other money making options.

Of course I question why someone who signed a $50 million contract would feel the need of sell sausages. Quick someone get me Jimmy Dean’s profits from last year. And is this better than Carson Palmer’s hotdog?

So to recap, Vince Young spent the off-season partying with a bunch of sweaty, shirtless guys and hammering out the kinks in his sausage business plan.

I guess Brady Quinn is the one who wrote up his workout plan.

Then again what do you expect from a guy who made a paper airplane out of his Wonderlic test?

No Shirt, No shoes, Sausage!

Back to my allegation about Vince quitting last Sunday, I’ll let The Tennessean take it from here.

He pushed away defensive tackle Albert Haynesworth, who was trying to console him, and took a seat on the bench. When it was time for the Titans to take the field following a three-and-out by the Jaguars, Young appeared as if he didn’t want to go back in.

Collins began taking snaps before Fisher came over and appeared to gesture for Young to take the field. The coach later said a tight hamstring – not a reluctant quarterback – was the issue. Asked about it five times during his postgame news conference, Fisher never changed his story.

I was watching this game and when old man Kerry Collins was warming up and the crowd was cheering because they thought Young had been yanked from the game.

Young threw two horrible looking interceptions where one was returned for a TD. OF course Young being the leader that he is, has been blaming other members of the team rather than himself.

This is the latest of a string of troublesome incidents that involve Young. Since his rookie season he has shown 0% mental toughness that is required to be a NFL QB. Other players in the league respond well to constructive criticism but not Young. You have to constantly pat his back so he can at least try harder. Then there are rumors about him having Norm Chow fired and that strangle comment about thinking about retirement after his first season that should draw some concern among Titian fans. Maybe the Titans would be better off with Kerry Collins after all. I mean he is the reason they won yesterday.

Daunte Culpepper picked a terrible time to retire from the NFL.

Vince if you’re reading this and I know you are, finish up your sausage patty and read this e-mail that Ghetto Philosopher was written you.

Dear Vince,

Thank you for getting Norm Chow fired.


Ghetto Philosopher & the rest of the UCLA Fan base.

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The Orange Pants Curse Lives On

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on September 2, 2008

Way to go Phil, way to go Clawson nice to see we can still embarrass the SEC. It’s time for yet another disappointing season of Tennessee football.

Here’s why Tennessee sucked in this game:

  • Our darling O line sucks
  • The “Clawfence”
  • Special Teams suck
  • The Mountain Messiah
  • Our field goal kicker double sucks
  • Home cooked refs
  • Fulmer

O line

Crompton was under duress a good part of the game. Sacked twice and hurried so many times I lost count.

Grade D


This new offense isn’t new at all. In fact it was the same old plays except worse. Clawson didn’t have Crompton move around in the pocket enough or run enough. Crompton can run when you call plays for him to run which Clawson only did once.

Grade D

Special Teams

The special teams were awful with the exception of kick off returns. A blocked punt are you kidding me?

Grade C

The Mountain Messiah

Crompton looked flustered at times and missed opportunities with errant passes. He threw one interception that was horrendous and held on to the ball to long. Many passes were not even close. He shined at times and maybe it’s the first game jitters. Either way he better get it together or the Colemanauts will rear their head.

Grade C

Lincoln Logs

Our field goal kicker sucks and should have his scholarship taken away.

Grade F——-

There was some “home cooking” ref calling late in the game like that procedure call that should have been called that would have pushed UCLA back even further but of course with nothing but PAC 10 refs, they conventionally missed that and gave the ball to UCLA on the 2 yard line.

And let’s not mention that safety that should have happened….

In that regards Tennessee is the new Oklahoma in getting screwed by PAC 10 refs.


Fulmer’s decision making was horrible. The choice to try not one but two field goals that were fifty yards was idiotic at best. Out coached is an understatement. Fulmer and staff were “hoping” to win.

Grade D+

Bright spots:


Defense looks great. Dan Williams and Demonte Bolden shut down UCLA on its own goal line with two consecutive tackles for a loss. Bolden’s move should have resulted in a safety.

Grade A

Running Game

Running game looks good but the fumble by Foster costs them a grade level

Grade C

Announcers pre game: “Inexperienced UCLA meets a VETERAN UT team” ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!

The Vols looked as outdated as a mid-1980’s Los Angeles hair band.

To sum up my mood right now is best by linking to this post at LWS.

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Fulmer has got some nerve

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on August 26, 2008

El battle capitán Phillip Fulmer has really got some nerve and balls of steel. He suspended Cornerback Brent Vinson and defensive tackle Donald Langley for the game against UCLA for all things: not going to class.

Fulmer said both could return to play against UAB on Sept. 13, provided they uphold their academic standing.

These are football players not scholars! It’s not like they were dealing cocaine or using a dead woman’s credit card. Langley is a pretty big loss for us, but we’re pretty deep at corner so Vinson is not so much.

I understand the pitfalls of putting so much passion and energy into the fate of 18-22 year old men, but asking them to go to class too dang much!

Hopefully in the grand scheme of things this won’t hurt us too badly. Who knows? Maybe it will actually help somehow, but I’d rather be going to Pasadena with a full plane instead of two empty seats. That’s for sure. I’m just so ticked off right now. I’m going to go kick the neighbor’s bulldog.

Please note the sarcasm in this post because I laid it on thick.

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Rock Chalk Jayhawk Wilt Chamberlain has been Avenged

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on April 6, 2008

You know…this entire tourney all I’ve heard is “Tyler Hansbrough wills wins.” Well. does he also wills failures?

Kansas Jayhawks 1. Roy Williams 0.

Kansas jumped on this North Carolina Tarheel team and never looked back. With 7:32 left in the first half the score was 36-12. The final score Kansas 84 North Carolina 66.

Kansas moved within a win of its first national championship since 1988, the year before Williams began his storied 15-year tenure in Lawrence — one that ended when he jilted Kansas for his alma mater.

Three straight final fails for UCLA coach Ben Howland. You know with as many championship banners UCLA has in Westwood Final Four banners are a let down.

As hard as it is to imagine, Memphis keeps getting better just when it matters the most. Here’s some highlights of the game.

Vodpod videos no longer available.

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Fresh Off the Press YMSWWC’S 2007 Bowl Guide

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on December 7, 2007

Fresh off the presses and in time to call your bookie, here are mine and Joel’s bowl picks.

    Dec. 20, 9 p.m. (ESPN) Utah (8-4) vs. Navy (8-4)
  • Joel: Navy-Always gotta pick a Service Academy out of respect
  • Me: Navy-Because they beat Notre Dame, UCLA can’t say that
  • NEW ORLEANS BOWL New Orleans
    Dec. 21, 8 p.m. (ESPN2) Florida Atlantic (7-5) vs. Memphis (7-5)
  • Joel: Memphis-Total homer pick
  • Me: Florida-Atlantic because I hate Tommy West
  • PAPAJOHNS.COM BOWL Birmingham, Ala.
  • Dec. 22, 1 p.m. (ESPN2) Cincinnati (9-3) vs. Southern Miss (7-5)
  • Joel: Cincinnati-Brett Favre ain’t walking through that door for Southern Miss
  • Me: Cincinnati -One of the Big Least teams has to win
  • NEW MEXICO BOWL Albuquerque, N.M.
    Dec. 22, 4:30 p.m. (ESPN) New Mexico (8-4) vs. Nevada (6-6)
  • Joel: New Mexico-I got nothing for New Mexico
  • Me: Honestly I could care less who ever Jol picked
  • LAS VEGAS BOWL Las Vegas
    Dec. 22, 8 p.m. (ESPN) BYU (10-2) vs. UCLA (6-6)
  • Joel: BYU-The Fightin’ Polygamists
  • Me: BYU- UCLA has no coach and Big Love is a good show
  • HAWAII BOWL Honolulu, Hawaii
    Dec. 23, 8 p.m. (ESPN) East Carolina (7-5) vs. Boise State (10-2)
  • Joel: Boise St.-Please not another cheerleader proposal
  • Me: East Carolina-Why?Who the hell knows
  • MOTOR CITY Detroit
    Dec. 26, 7:30 p.m. (ESPN) Central Michigan (8-5) vs. Purdue (7-5)
  • Joel: Central Michigan-Why is Joe Tiller still a coach???
  • Me: Purdue-Because Joe Tiller is the God of mediocre coaches.
  • HOLIDAY BOWL San Diego
    Dec. 27, 8 p.m. (ESPN) Arizona State (10-2) vs. Texas (9-3)
  • Joel: Texas-Longhorns returns to their San Diego winter home & I get to hear them bitch about it. I should pick against them
  • Me: Texas-ASU has shown me nothing and their coach is a douche.
  • CHAMPS SPORTS BOWL Orlando, Fla.
    Dec. 28, 5 p.m. (ESPN) Boston College (10-3) vs. Michigan State (7-5)
  • Joel: Boston College-The Spartans have broken my heart & bank account too many times over the years
  • Me: BC-Michigan State sucks
  • TEXAS BOWL Houston
    Dec. 28, 8 p.m. (NFL Network) TCU (7-5) vs. Houston (8-4)
  • Joel: TCU-Houston has no coach because Art Briles took the death sentence…I mean Baylor job…
  • Me: TCU-Coolest Mascot name “The Horny Toads”
  • EMERALD BOWL San Francisco
    Dec. 28, 8:30 p.m. (ESPN) Maryland (6-6) vs. Oregon State (8-4)
  • Joel: Oregon St.-Love the nickname “Beavers”, as in plural. Just keep the gay rams away
  • Me: Maryland-Fattie Ralph always wins these types of games
    Dec. 29, 1 p.m. (ESPN) UConn (9-3) vs. Wake Forest (8-4)
  • Joel: Wake Forest-In a battle of Dunkin Donuts (UConn) vs. Krispy Kremes (WF), gotta go with the Southern favorite
  • Me: Wake Forest-because they’re playing a Big Least team
  • LIBERTY BOWL Memphis, Tenn.
    Dec. 29, 4:30 p.m. (ESPN) Mississippi State (7-5) vs. UCF (10-3)
  • Joel: Miss. St-More Cowbell
  • Me: Miss State-Let the Crooming begin!
  • ALAMO BOWL San Antonio
    Dec. 29, 8 p.m. (ESPN) Penn State (8-4) vs. Texas A&M (7-5)
  • Joel: Penn St.-Does JoePa realize he is GREATLY overpaid???
  • Me: Penn St.-Texas A&M’s newest coach is to busy being an assistant for a losing NFL team.
  • INDEPENDENCE BOWL Shreveport, La.
  • Dec. 30, 8 p.m. (ESPN) Colorado (6-6) vs. Alabama (6-6)
  • Joel: Colorado-Alabama won’t be beaten by the Fightin Nutria of Louisiana-Monroe, but they can eat some in Shreveport. Nothin’ says luvin’ like nutria in the oven
  • Me: This is bullshit!!! Joel & I had a rock, paper, scissors contest. The winner got to choose Colorado. He cheated so I’m forced to pick Alabama.
  • ARMED FORCES BOWL Fort Worth, Texas
  • Dec. 31, 12:30 p.m. (ESPN) Cal (6-6) vs. Air Force (9-3)
  • Joel: Air Force-A motivated serviceman vs. an unmotivated hippie??? Gee, I wonder who to pick
  • Me: Air Force-Because Cal seems to be the South Carolina of the PAC 10. (snicker)
  • SUN BOWL El Paso, Texas
    Dec. 31, 2 p.m.(ESPN) USF (9-3) vs. Oregon (8-4)
  • Joel: South Florida-Which team is worse right now???
  • Me: Oregon-Ryan Leaf’s younger brother is playing well, making Ryan look less douche like.
    Dec. 31, 2 p.m. (ESPN2) Fresno State (8-4) vs. Georgia Tech (7-5)
  • Joel: Fresno St.-Love the Bulldogs coach Craig Stadler, I mean Paul Teutel, I mean Pat Hill. Has one man reminded you of so many???
  • Me: Fresno St-The only conference that is as bad as the Big Least is the ACC. And GT is coach-less. Read the rest of this entry »

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The Revelations After a Saturdays Worth of Football Week 13

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on November 25, 2007

What a weekend, what a season, I’ll sad when it’s over.

What I’m not sad about is that God Spurrier is on his first five game losing streak. To be a South Carolina fan you have to enjoy and understand the song “Little Lies” by Fleetwood Mac. Here for your virtual listening pleasure is the key verse.

“Oh, no, no you can’t disguise
(You can’t disguise, no you can’t disguise)
Tell me lies
Tell me sweet little lies”

How does one go from #6 in the country to a probable no bowl season? Smoke & mirrors my friends. Of course that Spurrier to A&M rumor is still there…by the way A&M hasn’t contacted the AD at Auburn, yet.

How is that Vandy can give Tennessee and Georgia all that they want at home, and then roll over and play dead for Wake Forest?

Tennessee makes it to the SEC championship game, who would have thunk it? Especially playing prevent defense that allowed a sizable lead to shrink and force OT…Chavis you’re an idiot.

UCLA actually become bowl eligible by beating Oregon…oh how the mighty have fallen.

It took OT for North Carolina to beat Duke? WTF?

Four straight loses for Bama. Six straight loses to arch rival Auburn. Will bricks be thrown though Saban’s windows?

Speaking of Bama…remember the textbook 5 and how the Bammers said it would only be a one game suspension? Well, they finally played yesterday. One game turned into four games. Why? What’s being covered up? Tide Druid you must account for this. Enlighten us all. Please.

If Mark Mangino was a smurf, he would be “High Cholesterol Fatty Smurf”

Chase Daniel showed why he’s a Heisman candidate.

Louisiana-Monroe became bowl eligible yesterday…they should Bama a thank you card.

So I profess on this day 11/25/07



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The Revelations After a Saturdays Worth of Football Week 10

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on November 4, 2007

Another great weekend for games and two more undefeated go down to cause chaos in the BCS. I love it.

  • I’m not quite yet impressed with Ohio State due to the overall weakness of the Big Eleven Ten.
  • Now that the Matt Ryan Express for Heisman was derailed by Florida State it’s still basically anyones game.
  • Les Miles takes the first Saban bowl, but I’ll give Alabama credit for playing one hell of a game.
  • Thank You Oregon I hate Arizona State.
  • Oklahoma has given Texas A&M fans another reason to hate Coach Fran.
  • The ESPN 360 “Fanhood” commercial is hi-lari-ous.
  • I noticed the commentators for the Boston College-FSU talked in length about NASCAR, I guess they were bored.
  • Kansas racked up 76 points on 10 straight possessions. That’s OK Callahan just pull a “Fulmer” and stay the course.
  • Missouri denies Colorado a chance to be bowl eligible with authority.
  • Don’t let that score of the Georgia game fool you, Troy scored a TD at the last second.
  • I admit I was pulling for Mike “I’m a man I’m 40!” Gundy’s squad yesterday.
  • South Florida will go from #10 to unranked.
  • That was a nice bounce back win for Virginia yesterday.
  • Clemson is suddenly playing extremely well again.
  • Indiana is bowl eligible.
  • This is a drill I repeat this is not a drill, Ole Miss really won a game yesterday.
  • UCLA started the season ranked, they’ll be lucky if they make to a bowl game.
  • Michigan State let a victory slip away at home, thus proving they are sucking worse as the year progresses.
  • Connecticut beats Rutgers and is still undefeated in Big East play, who really gives a damn?
  • I can’t remember the last time a Steve God Spurrier team lost three in a row. Plus D-Mac rushed for an SEC record breaking amount.
  • Weis continues to break records at Notre Dame such as ending a 43 win streak against Navy also that loss is the first time the Irish have lost five at home in one season. Suck it Irish I hope Duke wins next week as well.

Since the ESPN commentators were boo hoo’ing over Houston Nutt and all the things that have plagued during the off season, and condemning the banners being flown over the Arkansas stadium I bring you another hi-lari-ous video from Device High.

So I profess on this day 11/04/07.


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