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First stop halfway house, next stop the football field for Vick

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on December 17, 2008

America’s favorite puppy killing football anti-hero, Michael Vick, is now one step closer to becoming the quarterback for the Detroit Lions.

According to his attorneys, Vick, could I mean COULD be released to a halfway house in the near future. While the attorneys are not giving a specific date of release or what area in the country the supposed halfway house is in, I for one welcome Mr. Vick into my community after all it’s not everyday that a former NFL QB is bagging my groceries at Kroger.

I will happily tip Mr. Vick my standard of three dollars and maybe that will relieve some of the expenses he has occurred in attorney fees since he decided to finance a dog fighting operation. It’s too bad he is being forced to sell his shit like boats and I mean really, really expensive boats at that.

Note the sarcasm in the above paragraph because I’m laying it on pretty freaking thick!

Of course maybe…just maybe Mr. Vick wouldn’t have to go through all this if he didn’t do something so stupid or at least spend $201K on the very day he went to jail. DUMBASS!

How much is a copy of “Making Toilet Wine For Dummies” anyway? That could have purchased a lot of soap-on-a-rope.

“The day he went to jail, Michael Vick bought a $99,000 Mercedes…He gave $28,000 to the mother of his oldest child. He paid a public relations firm $23,000 and gave a friend $16,000[…]

From Aug. 27, 2007, the day he pleaded guilty in a Richmond federal courthouse, until Nov. 19, the day he bought the new Mercedes before reporting to jail, Vick shelled out $3,627,291.”

To be fair, Vick can’t catch a break. The guy unselfishly does his part to stimulate the economy and all people (like me) does is shit on him. Even his cellmate. Especially his cellmate!!

I can’t wait to see him be less effective than Daunte Culpepper in the future or maybe he’ll be a Raider…that would almost be a perfect fit. That is of course he can convince Goodell to “misremember” the whole dog fighting thing.


I'm getting Vick to sign his latest jersey for me

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YMSWWC’s “Official” NFL Draft Preview Picks 1-5

Posted by Joel Jackson on February 12, 2008

Well I am a little bit depressed because the TV will be polluted with coverage of Roger Clemens v. Brian MacNamee. How many times can one hear a variation of “It Wasn’t Me???” Examples: “I didn’t use steroids. Period.” “I did not have sexual relations with woman, Ms. Lewinsky.” “I didn’t kill my wife and her friend.” “I didn’t try to make it rain in the strip club.” “I am not a crook.” So with that said, let us instead focus on the future, where we can hope that this top rated prospect becomes either the next Dan Fouts or the next Tony Mandarich. This year, I think we might have both. Here are the official (unless Thomas says different) YMSWWC NFL Mock Draft Picks (1-5)

ani_mermaid2.gif Miami Dolphins: These heartbreakers have the distinct pleasure of picking first. Yes the needs are many. There is not a position on the field that they do not need any immediate help. Outside of Jason Taylor, you can pretty much trash the roster. In comes Bill Parcells. He will bring organization to a franchise that still is trying to recover from “Saban Nation”. I have heard that a certain billionaire wildcatter who is an Arkansas alum may be trying to trade up with a certain coach turned GM that used to sign that GM’s checks, and that would make sense. Dolphins could use 2 first round picks, but I don’t see that happening. With that said, they will take long hard look at Glenn Dorsey, Jake Long, and Chris Long. So the pick will be: Glenn Dorsey, DT, LSU.

a_sosheep_0205.jpgSt. Louis Rams-Yet another team that went through a hard season. These aren’t your 1999-2002 Rams anymore. They are more like the 1989-1998 Rams. Age, injuries, bad free agent signings have turned these rams into sheep (Quick Longhorn/Aggie joke: How do you know when you are getting close to AggieLand? When you start seeing the sheep back up to the fence). Defense is more of a need than offense at this point. Pick: Chris Long, DE, Virginia.

images.jpeg Atlanta Falcons-Wow. Holy weed smoking, dog fighting, carpet bagging, GM and Coach rejection Batman. What in the world is going on in the ATL??? Well this is actually an easy pick, just because they have one big black hole where the QB spot is (not the black hole that is being pounded in Leavenworth). I think this will be a bad pick, but somebody’s gotta overpay for an All-American QB, so it might as well be Arthur Blank. Pick: Matt Ryan (Leaf), QB, Boston College

soul-hc-c.jpg Kansas City Chiefs-Offensive Line, Offensive Line, Offensive Line. Yes, they need a QB and another WR, but what good is all of that if you have a revolving door for an offensive line??? It’s hard to think that the O-Line was just a few years ago spectacular. Even though I love Ryan Clady from Boise St., that makes too much sense, and the overlord team President known as Carl Petersen doesn’t make decisions that make sense. So: Jake Long, OT, Michigan

chibi-jack-sparrow-by-evilchibiminion.jpg Oakland Raiders-These are some of the most dedicated fans that I have seen, and yet, some of the scariest. I had a couple of friends that went to Whatevertheycallit Coliseum to see Oakland and the Titans play. They figured a nice trip to the Bay Area would be great. Let’s just say that it wasn’t a good trip. One word of advice: If making the trip to see a Raiders game, do NOT wear the other team’s colors unless your name is Kimbo Slice or you love the aroma of beer, weed, and middle aged biker chicks. Of course, this is Uncle Al’s team, and he LOVES offense. Guess who this pick will be??? Darren McFadden, RB, Arkansas

Picks 6-10 will be coming soon…

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For The Thug Who Has Everything

Posted by Joel Jackson on January 29, 2008


Now this is a present. This game is basically a Monopoly, but instead of “Go To Jail”, you try to break out of jail and/or get parole. This is a description of the game from the official website:

Fight your way through 6 different exciting locations in hopes of being granted parole. Escape prison riots in The Yard, slip glass into a mob boss’ lasagna in the Cafeteria, steal painkillers from the nurse’s desk in the Infirmary, avoid being cornered by the Aryans in the Shower Room, fight off Latin Kings in Gang War, and try not to smoke your entire stash in The Hole.

The artistry of each handcrafted piece is matched with comparable humor & intelligence on every card. Stack your smokes, sharpen your shank, and get ready for an experience that only someone on the outside could appreciate.

Wow. What more can be said. Check out the game pieces. Who among us played Monopoly as a kid and thought “Wouldn’t it be cool if instead of a thimble I could use a Glock as my game piece???”

What’s the sports connection??? Well let’s see: The founder of the company and game is John Sebelius, son of Kansas Gov. Kathleen Sebelius. Kansas is where America’s “favorite” marijuana smuggling (and smoking), lawsuit avoiding, Valtrex popping, inaccurate throwing, dog killing QB Michael Vick is currently doing his time. But let’s think of the endless possibilities..

How about a “Playmakers” Edition featuring O.J., his white Bronco, memorabilia, copy of “If I Did It”, and a Naked Gun DVD for playing pieces???

Or a “Ballers” Edition, with Kobe attached to a blonde female hotel clerk, Roy Tarpley, transcripts of Tim Donaghy’s gambling probe, Jack Sikma’s perm, and WNBA TV Ratings???

Lastly, what about a “Juiced” version, with Jose Canseco, Barry Bonds, Marion Jones, a syringe, and a torn record book???

If they market this game right, it could be a gold mine. Of course, someone needs to mail some of these games to all SEC schools, so they can play as part of the “Super Secret Double Probation”…

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Remember Everyone Tomorrow is “V-Day”

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on December 9, 2007

No, not Valentines Day, but instead a day that promises to be better. Tomorrow is the day Michael Vick is sentenced for his role as a financier of a brutal dogfighting ring. I’ve been looking forward for this day for quite sometime.

There’s a possibility he could receive five years. Whether he benefited from a public apology and a voluntary early start of serving his sentence is up to only one man, and that man is U.S. District Judge Henry E. Hudson. Of course I’m sure that the judge will also remember that Vick failed a drug test, a violation of the conditions set for Vick’s release after he pleaded guilty.

Vick faces a maximum of five years in prison. Hudson is not bound by sentencing guidelines that suggest a year to 18 months, or prosecutors’ recommendation, and I pray that Vick gets what exactly he deserves.

Vick admitted he bankrolled the “Bad Newz Kennels” dogfighting enterprise on a 15-acre property he owned in rural southeastern Virginia. He also gave his associates money to bet on the fights but said he did not share in any winnings. (cough BS cough)

The judge could take this info and say if it wasn’t for the money this would have never happened in the first place. And if he does that, he would be correct.

But there’s more Vick admitted helping kill six to eight pit bulls. Any details the judge learns about exactly what Vick did could weigh heavily in his decision. Vick should be thankful I’m not judge.

The Atlanta-based New Order Human Rights Organization plans to send members to support Vick, why I have no fucking clue. Let’s all support a spoiled star who kills dogs…that’s a brillant idea, if you’re a fucking moronic douche bag.

One thing I’m certain of, tomorrow will officially end Vick’s NFL career.

Vick’s “notes” before he made his public “apology”.

So I profess on this day 12/09/07.


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Michael “Ron Mexico” Vick Indicted With State Charges & Is Being Sued By Bank

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on September 26, 2007

Good news everyone today you get a two for one posting on the adventures of Michael Ookie Vick the dog killing NFL QB. As if facing federal charges weren’t bad enough, Surry County Commonwealth’s Attorney Gerald G. Poindexter had Vick & the three S.H.I.T.s (Superheros in Training) were indicted on state charges on Tuesday. Boy Mama Vick is already mad about her meal ticket son facing federal charges this might send her to beat Marcus, the “loser little brother”, out of general purpose.

“Michael Vick and three co-defendants were indicted by a grand jury Tuesday on state charges related to a dogfighting ring operated on Vick’s Virginia property.

Vick, who already pleaded guilty in federal court to a dogfighting conspiracy charge and is awaiting sentencing Dec. 10, was indicted on one count of beating or killing or causing dogs to fight other dogs and one count of engaging in or promoting dogfighting. Each count is a felony, punishable by up to five years in prison.

The grand jury declined to indict the Atlanta Falcons quarterback and two co-defendants on eight counts of killing or causing to be killed a companion animal, which would have exposed them to as many as 40 years in prison if convicted.

Surry County Commonwealth’s Attorney Gerald G. Poindexter asked that the four be arraigned Oct. 3 and requested that each be released on a $50,000 personal recognizance bond. None of the defendants nor their lawyers were in court.”

“We are disappointed that these charges were filed in Surry County since it is the same conduct covered by the federal indictment for which Mr. Vick has already accepted full responsibility” and pleaded guilty, Billy Martin, one of Vick’s attorneys, said in a statement.

Martin said Vick’s legal team would examine the charges “to ensure that he is not held accountable for the same conduct twice.”

Whether or not these most current charges stick remains to be seen though, I personally hope they do. The bond is joke though, the S.H.I.T.s couldn’t afford clothes from Goodwill much less that. Good call Poindexter!!! 🙂 I’m not an attorney, but I play one on this blog, so what I think Vick’s attorneys are failing to realize is he pleaded guilty to federal charges not state charges. I also play a brain surgeon, political pundit, the entire cast of the Broadway production of Les Miserables, Trent Reznor & the Marlboro man on this blog.

“Laura Taylor with the U.S. Attorney’s Office for the Eastern District of Virginia said the office would have no comment.

The charges are the first leveled against Vick in the county where he built a home on 15 acres that was the base of the dogfighting operation.

The grand jury — made up of two black men, two black women and two white women — met for more than three hours.

“These are serious charges, and we can assure you that this grand jury was not driven by racial prejudice, their affection or lack of affection for professional athletes, or the influence of animal rights activists and the attendant publicity,” Sheriff Harold Brown and Poindexter said in a joint statement.

Poindexter said he was not disappointed that the grand jury rejected eight additional charges of killing dogs.

“I’m just glad to get this to the position where it is now and one day in the not too distant future, we will be rid of these cases,” he said.”

Nice statements however I question why the search warrant wasn’t executed in a timely manner. Both the sheriffs department and Attorney Generals office had a responsibility to the residents of Virgina which they both failed at miserably, and that’s the reason the feds swooped in a took this case from them to begin with.

Lately things aren’t going exactly as planned for Vick, this is quite evident. Not only is he facing both state and federal charges, he’s also being sued by some Canadian bank for more money than what me or you can only dream to make. Oh Boo Hoo…I say sue for more and take it to Judge Judy…she’s the bomb yo!

“Royal Bank of Canada has sued suspended Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick for more than $2.3 million.

The bank argued that his guilty plea to federal dogfighting charges and the resulting impact on his career have prevented him from repaying a loan.Vick borrowed $2.5 million in January with plans to use the money for real estate investments, Royal Bank of Canada said in the lawsuit filed in U.S. District Court in Newport News on Thursday.

The loan’s terms specify that any employment change negatively impacting Vick’s income constitutes a default on the loan, according to the lawsuit.

Last month, Vick pleaded guilty to bankrolling a dogfighting ring at a property he owned in Surry County, near his hometown of Newport News.

“The criminal charges, and resulting impact on the Defendant’s employment … materially affect his ability to repay the Term Note,” the bank said in the lawsuit.

The bank is demanding $2,313,694.37, plus $499 in interest per day, starting Sept. 19, as well as attorney’s fees.

Vick’s attorneys did not immediately return phone messages Tuesday.”

Why in the hell would Vick need to borrow money? He had a contract of what 100 million? God only knows what he made in endorsements, and yet he borrows money. What a dumbass. Real estate investments my ass, he was probably setting up more dogfighting locations, buying lots and lot of herb and paying Marcus to shave his balls. Can someone let me borrow $2,313,694.37? I promise to make monthly installments of fifty dollars until it’s paid off, I’m good for it, trust me. 😉

So I profess on this day 9/26/07.


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Va. Prosecutor Plans to Indict Michael Ookie Vick on Slew of Super Secret Double Probation Charges.

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on September 25, 2007

It’s almost been a month since I’ve written about everyone’s favorite dog killing scum bucket Michael “Ron Ookie Mexico” Vick, but fortunately for me and bored bloggers everywhere, there’s new ConVick news today. It seems that the same prosecutor, who failed to make sure a search warrant was served before the feds swooped in and took the case over, has decided to charge Vick with dogfighting and plans to present “a host of super secret double probation bills of indictment” against conVick Ookie tomorrow. Sweetness!!!!

“The prosecutor in the rural county where Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick has admitted to bankrolling a dogfighting operation plans to present “a host of bills of indictment” regarding the case to a grand jury on Tuesday.

“Yes, I’m presenting matters to the grand jury that involve dogfighting at 1915 Moonlight Road,” Surry County Commonwealth’s Attorney Gerald G. Poindexter told The Associated Press in a telephone interview Monday night.

Moonlight Road is the address of the two story home on 15 acres that has been host to the operation known as “Bad Newz Kennels” since 2001, and where dogs have been trained, executed and fought.

“Most of the matters that I’m presenting have already been admitted in sworn statements authored by the defendants in the federal proceedings,” Poindexter said.

He couldn’t detail the exact indictments he will pursue, but said the local investigation and the federal investigation largely focused on different crimes.”

No details? What the hell else was going on there? I want to know damnit! I hate super secret double probation charges. If this means more jail time for conVick then count me it. After all he’s an admitted dog killer.

“The killing of dogs is one of those statutory prohibitions. Dogfighting is a crime, the mistreatment of animals is a crime, so you could take your pick, or take them all,” Poindexter said before cutting the conversation short. “I don’t have anything else to say about it. I’m through with it. Hopefully it’s coming to an end.”

Vick, who faces up to five years in prison, also has been indefinitely suspended without pay by the NFL and been dropped by all his major sponsors, including Nike.The local charges, and a conviction, could spell an end to any hope he has of resuming his NFL career after serving a likely federal prison term. An animal cruelty charge in Virginia is punishable by up to five years in prison, and he admitted in his written plea to helping kill six to eight pit bulls days before the first raid.

That alone could expose him to as many as 40 years in prison.”

Sweet 40 years. I’m sure Marcus is down some darken alley laughing his ass off right now. Anyone heard anything out of him lately? Didn’t think so. If conVick gets a cool 40 years I hope he makes “The Longest Yard” reality TV show with eventually OJ and Pacman. OJ would fuck the both of them up, if he has a shank that is. Sounds like conVick might be working on to avoid the dreaded prison gang rape sack. Couldn’t happen to a better person, other than OJ.

So I profess on this day 9/25/07.


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Michael Vick’s Mommy: Leave My Dog Killing Ookie Alone Pick On Marcus Some More He’s Worthless!

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on August 26, 2007

Kids…you have to love them, even when they confess to being dog killers, or as in my case refuse to publicly admit that I could be the father of Anna Nicole Smith’s baby. We hooked up at a white trash convention near the Waffle House kiosk, but that’s another story. Loving your child after they made a mistake is one thing, but defending them and their horrific actions is another.

“The disgraced Atlanta Falcons star – who kept dogfighting paraphernalia like “rape stands” and “breaksticks” in his country home – still has his mother fighting for him.

“I gotta be strong for him,” Brenda Vick sobbed, standing outside the handsome brick mansion her son bought for her in Suffolk, Va. “It is tough on everybody. They are trying to put my baby in jail, and for what?”

Yes, be strong be retard strong. Well, they being “the man” aren’t trying to put Ookie in jail, they will be putting Ookie in jail, there’s a major difference. For what you ask, have you not read the 22 page indictment that he is willingly plead guilty too?

“Everybody makes mistakes,” she continued, only hours after her son filed his guilty plea Friday. “Everybody deserves a second chance. He has given his life over to God. He is not a criminal . . . He’s a good person. He has a big heart, and it just hurts.

A mistake is sleeping with Anna Nicole Smith (I said I was sorry mom), or locking your keys in your car. Funding a gambling ring and participating in the killing of dogs who under performed is another.

Wow Michael Ron Ookie Mexico Vick has already given his life to Spurrier God, even before he is sentenced. Folks, that’s made for TV movie material right there. Keep watching Lifetime for the premier. Yes, it is tough on everybody, but most people deal with their problems in another manner than by breaking law, especially people who don’t have a 130 million dollar contract.

Now when the dust settles, after Vick has serves his time, he’ll most likely be in the poor house, and Goodell won’t let him back in. I don’t feel sorry for him or his mother for that matter. I feel sorry for Marcus, his older brother has more talent and now his older brother commits bigger and better crimes than him. Marcus must really feel like he sucks at life.

So I profess on this day 8/26/07.


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Michael Vick Keeps It Real & Admits To Being a Dog Killer

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on August 24, 2007

The plea is in, and Michael Ron Ookie Mexico Vick has admitted that he is a worthless piece of sh*t by finally deciding to “keep it real” and admitting that, yes he is in fact a dog killing scum bucket.

“Michael Vick filed his plea agreement in federal court Friday admitting to conspiracy in a dogfighting ring and helping kill pit bulls. He denied ever betting on the fights, only bankrolling them.

“Most of the Bad Newz Kennels operation and gambling monies were provided by Vick,” a summary of facts in the case said, echoing language in plea agreements by three co-defendants who previously pleaded guilty.

The statement said that when the kennel’s dogs won, the gambling proceeds were generally shared by Vick’s three co-defendants – Tony Taylor, Purnell Peace and Quanis Phillips.

Vick did not gamble by placing side bets on any of the fights. Vick did not receive any of the proceeds of the purses that were won by Bad Newz Kennels,” the summary said.

According to the statement, Vick also was involved with the others in killing six to eight dogs that did not perform well in testing sessions last April. The dogs were executed by drowning or hanging.

“Vick agrees and stipulates that these dogs all died as a result of the collective efforts” of Vick and two of the co-defendants, Phillips and Peace, the statement said.”

Oh well, I see since he didn’t actually gamble on the fights, I’m sure some are thinking that he should be allowed to continue to play in the NFL. One has to ask themselves what kind of human being would not only bankroll this activity but participate in the killing of dogs by hanging or drowning. Do you realize that’s border line torture? A bullet to head would have been quicker and less painful than asphyxiation. Even his own father has called him out on this one.

Some people don’t get “it”, and they never will. Don’t get me wrong, all 3 are despicable wastes of air, in my opinion. I don’t care who it is, it could by Peyton Manning for all I care and my opinion wouldn’t change and that is, there are some things that are unforgivable, killing animals because they don’t meet your standards in some illegal dog fighting match, pretty much ranks right up there. For God’s sake even Hitler loved dogs.

Now before someone calls me a dog loving nut, advert your attention to the pic on the left. See, I don’t own a dog, I live in a condo & I’m on the go a lot, so cats are easier for me to care for. The picture is my baby girl “Snowball”, and yes feel free to note the irony. I rescued her when she was abandoned by her mother (the bitch), at 3 weeks old. That was in 2002, I’ve had her ever since.

See I get “it”. I get what joy animals can bring to someone’s life. Some are heroic and save lives, and some help perform useful functions for the police and handicapped. It’s a shame someone like Vick & Stephon Marbury don’t get “it”. Stephon Marbury actually believes Vick is a good human being.

“Stephon Marbury on Monday defended Michael Vick and said the Falcons quarterback, who the same day pleaded guilty to a federal dogfighting conspiracy charge, “is a good human being.”

“We don’t say anything about people shooting deers and shooting other animals, you know what I mean?” Marbury said in an interview that was aired by Capital 9 News in Albany. “From what I hear, dogfighting is a sport. It’s just behind closed doors and I think it’s tough that we build Michael Vick up and then we break him down … I think he fell into a bad situation.”

First of all, shooting deer and other animals for food isn’t the same thing. It’s not even in the same galaxy. I know plenty of rednecks people who hunt for food. Now hunting for “sport”, I don’t necessarily agree with, but that’s not the point. You see there is a difference between hunting and dog fighting. One is legal and the other isn’t.

Second of all, when someone is “built up”, it’s common sense to at least attempt to try to live life at a higher standard. Vick didn’t fall into any situation, he placed himself in one willingly. Dumb-ass.

But something strange has occurred, Stephon Marbury pulls a Saban on his comments.

“Stephon Marbury issued a statement Thursday explaining his recent comments in support of Michael Vick, saying the Falcons quarterback “should be punished” and stating that his comments should be put “in the right context.”

“It is not uncommon for my comments to be misconstrued in the media,” the Knicks point guard wrote in a statement released by the team. ” … What Michael Vick did was wrong and he has admitted his guilt. He should be punished. However, he should be given a second chance as others have received for more serious crimes.”

What the hell do you mean in the “right text”? It was aired you jack off. Those were your words, that came from your mouth. No one “misconstrued” anything, except maybe people who thought you had a shred of common sense. Well I’m glad you think he should be punished, and he will be, but I’m also glad your opinion means dick to the judge and 98% of Americans.


I hate Michael Vick.

So I profess on this day 8/24/07.


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