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Posts Tagged ‘Gator Bait Babe’

I’m betting Tim Tebow is not aroused

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on January 15, 2009

Nothing says Florida Football like jorts, sticky icky weed, guns and an in-home pole dance. I haven’t seen a Pole handled so expertly since the September Campaign however maybe next time she can wash her feet before filming begins. Like Tebow, she’ll never make it at the next level.

The more pressing question here is: how easy is it to get a stripper pole installed in a one-bedroom studio apartment, and how much will it cost?

Posted in Crazy Women, Florida Gators, Gator Bait Babe, jorts, Role Model, SEC Football, Strippers, Tim Tebow | Tagged: , , , , , , , | 1 Comment »

Sounds Like Someone is a Little Jealous…

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on July 8, 2008

Jenn or Erin which one would you choose?

Who is Jenn Sterger? Well she is that FSU fan that seems to be all over the internet. She is one of the FSU Cowgirls who are known for their combinations of minimalist tops, short shorts, and cowboy hats. She has since posed in both Maxim and Playboy magazines. Sterger also writes an online columnist for Sports Illustrated and NFL GridIron Gab.

However she isn’t Erin Andrews or as we like to call her, the Gator Bait Babe but that didn’t stop Jenn from ripping into Andrews when she was on ESPN Radio 1470 recently.

“She’s very talented. But it’s so funny because if you look at her old tapes back when she worked at the Lightning, it was the most dreadful stuff you’ve ever seen in your life. People compare me and say, well, she’s no Erin Andrews … and I’m like, well, who’s No. 1 on the computer. Suck it.”

CAT FIGHT!!!!

Joel inflate the pool, I’ll run to the store and purchase the whip cream!

What Jenn is failing to understand is that Erin has talent and doesn’t need to do soft porn photos to get noticed. But if the Gator Bait Babe was to do soft porn photos we certainly wouldn’t mind.

Jenn sounds like a jealous coed, who sort of follows sports that just lost her boyfriend.

I say these two need to settle their differences in a bikini clad showdown. Joel you have that pool inflated yet? Ghetto can we borrow your video camera?

Posted in Cat Fight, Erin Andrews, ESPN, Florida Gators, Florida State Seminoles, FSU, FSU Cow Girls, Gator Bait Babe, Jealousy, Jenn Sterger | Tagged: , , , , , , , , , | 8 Comments »