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It’s summer in South Carolina time for the arrests to start happening

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on May 26, 2009

Well I certainly hoped you enjoyed your Memorial Day weekend I know I certainly did. I believe that there is one South Carolina recruit and one current football South Carolina player that did not enjoy this past weekend.

First up is the highly touted running back recruit Ben Axon. Axon originally committed to Clemson also had offers from F$U, West Virginia and Purdue.

Axon should be making plans to report to South Carolina in June like all the other freshmen football players but I have a feeling he will be held up for awhile. The Manatee (Florida) Po Po pulled over a car that had the odor the sweet sticky icky weed radiating from the backseat where Axon and the 23 bags of marijuana that he was “holding” was. Call it a tribute to Michael Phelps.

Axon has been released on bail but whether he will have a chance to graduate with his class on May 30th or even the scholarship offer from Steve God Spurrier is still good is right now up in the air. Knowing Spurrier’s past history of discipline I’m sure it is.

Speaking of discipline let’s move on to current South Carolina cornerback C.C. Whitlock. He was just reinstated after the sophomore missed most of spring practice while under academic suspension.

This past weekend Whitlock was arrested for trespassing after him and a few friends refused to leave a club after the owner, security personal and deputies ordered him to exit the premises.

Spurrier has suspended Whitlock from the team for now. Whitlock was one of five players who brawled with non-students in September during a fracas at the food court of the Russell House.

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Posted in Crime & Punishment, Discipline, Marijuana, Po Po, SEC Coaches, SEC Football, South Carolina Gamecocks, Steve Spurrier | Tagged: , , , , , , , | Leave a Comment »

Meet the Michael Phelps pot party participants

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on February 13, 2009

Yes now that Sheriff Lott is helping to save the word by rounding up party goers that were present during the infamous Michael Phelps bong hit that can mean one thing!

MUG SHOTS!!!

For the record smiling mug shots rule!

You would think that Sheriff Lott would have better thnigs to do. After all according to the Sheriff’s Department website there are 22 unsolved murders since 1996.

Maybe someday Phelps will appear on the Top 10 most wanted. 

As a residence of Richland County, I’m making it my mission to find the blond and nailing her.

sg1

Mug shot photographer to guy on right: Ummm, son, could you look at the cam...son, right he...no, don't wander away...and for the last time, I don't have any Funyans!! Ahhh, to hell with it...(click)...next!

sg2

This dude looks like the illegitimate child of Robert Smith, lead singer of the Cure.

sg3

The first one looks like a serial killer and the second one will never survive in the pen

 

 

 

Posted in bongs, Leon Lott, Marijuana, mary jane, Michael Phelps, South Carolina Gamecocks | Tagged: , , , , , | 4 Comments »

Michael Phelps will help Leon Lott save America!

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on February 11, 2009

In case you didn’t know or maybe you did and you forgot, I live in the same flipping county that Michael Phelps took the everlasting bong hit back in November. I have great respect for the sheriff of this county, a Mr. Leon Lott. I’ve met Lott on numerous occasions (without being arrested or in handcuffs ass-hats) and I find him to be approachable and genuinely concerned about crime in this state.  However that being said I have no damn clue as to why he’s gone all “Barney Fife” about this Phelps took a hit thing. 

Even this party was way back in November its aftereffects are still ringing loudly in Lott’s ears today. Last week he publicly stated that he wanted to arrest Phelps but since it’s doubtful that will ever happen, Lott has chosen to save this fair county by locking up one college stoner at a time including the eight that were arrested yesterday.

“We’ve now learned that since investigators began trying to build a case, they’ve made eight arrests: seven for drug possession and one for distribution. These are arrests that resulted as the sheriff’s department served search warrants.

We’ve also learned that the department has located and confiscated that bong. Sources say the owner of the bong was trying to sell it on eBay for as much as $100,000. The owner, who wasn’t even at the party, is one of the eight now charged.”

Hurray for upcoming spring elections. I love grandstanding by law enforcement officials. 

Ok the idiot that was attempting to sell the bong on E-bay probably deserves to be arrested for being a complete moron. 

Don’t get me wrong folks I take great delight at poking fun of people who use illegal drugs and are busted but this as really gone to far. Right now I would think Lott should be more concerned with the recent rash of ATM robberies that are sill unsolved and other crimes such as car-jackings, murder and rape which I believe carry more importance than an Olympian who took a bong hit. 

The governor of this state stated on the Fox News Channel that he doesn’t see what good arresting Phelps would do at this point. 

So far we know that Phelps has lost sponsorship deals from Kellogs and Sub Way. He has been suspended by USA Swimming and he actually lost two grand in a game of beer pong. If all that isn’t punishment enough what is?

However this isn’t the lamest party in South Carolina history.

Now, I once stood next to Steve Tanneyhill’s glorious mullet while he got pulled out of a house party by Cola PD. Now that was lame.

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Inside the Michael Phelps party

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on February 9, 2009

One week later and the fallout from Michael Phelps and his bong hit continue to ring out. He has been suspended by USA swimming and he has also lost his Kellogs & Subway sponsorships. Don’t worry Subway fans Jared is still covered. As long as he still has the lucrative Rosetta Stone, he’ll be alright.

Now let’s go inside the infamous party that has seemly taken down the Water World Boy Wonder.

The State newspaper ran a story about the party that supposedly has quotes from the actual attendees and one thing is for sure…Phelps can’t play beer pong worth a shit.

“I saw Phelps pull out a roll, a bank-wrapped $2,000,” said Michael Whitworth, who had been invited to a house near Five Points after his band played a show at 5 Points Pub (now Sudworks Taphouse).

“He said, ‘I’ll match the $2,000,'” Whitworth continued, referring to Phelps. “Good ol’ Phelpsie lost it, too.”

The student that took the photo that ran world-wide of Phelps sucking on a bong, Carson Miller, claims he didn’t sell the photo but he “lost” his phone with the photo on it. RRRiiiiggghhhttttt……

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Yes this is the house...everyone ooh and ahh....

The party apparently was at a house located at 2201 Blossom St. The house is described as having a wrap around porch that is full of discarded pizza boxes, pictures of nearly nude women taped to the door and two cameras over the porch that send a live stream to a flat-screen television located inside the house.

Sweet!!!

When Whitworth, a guitarist in Atlanta-based band Holiday Parade, arrived at the house shortly after midnight Nov. 4, two men asked him not to take pictures of Phelps.

“They were pretty strict about it at the door,” he said. “They were just asking people to be courteous.”

The front room was clogged with people – and marijuana smoke. A bong was being passed around the room, which held 15 to 20 people, Whitworth said.

“It was the aroma of the evening,” he said. “The scent of it filled the entire house.”

So there you have it. Phelps goes to a college party and does college student things. Let’s shoot him now. All he needs to do is call Amanda Beard his sloppy seconds. The sanctity of the sport of swimming will be irrevocably damaged forever.

Mark Spitz says he could probably smoke an even bigger bong and not get caught…

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Have you ever orchestrated a ten game turn-around…ON WEED?

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on December 31, 2008

Ricky Williams didn’t like my Christmas gift I got for him this year. That bastard! You know I decided to get Ricky a gift this year because he has been an outstanding player this year and to help celebrate the Fins incredible turn around, only to have it returned to me with a note saying “Not funny dude.”

Maybe this will help Trent Green forget all about those concussions.

What if, like, the dolphin’s helmet had another dolphin wearing a helmet…and that dolphin’s helmet had a dolphin wearing a helmet…and so on, and so on. Man, I feel so insignificant.

It’s funny, I don’t remember using that bong and yet I have visions of hearing “Chad Pennington” and “NFL MVP” in the same sentence, and not as a joke.

Posted in bongs, Chad Pennington, drugs, Marijuana, mary jane, miami dolphins, NFL Football, pot, Ricky Williams | Tagged: , , , , , , , , | Leave a Comment »

Maybe it’s bad artwork that is the reason as to why South Carolina football players can’t drive mopeds

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on November 6, 2008

That picture is bullshit. Nobody wears Russell anymore....

I think this one is titled Straight For the Jugular! Death to the Old’ Ball (sac) Coach! But that’s not all folks. Steve God Spurrier is clearly the inspiration submissions to that mail-order art school that have commercials on TV during daytime programming. I just drew the mouse and never heard back from them.

I’d always imagine that Spurrier would be best depicted with a cock over his shoulder.

Arkansas Sports 360 reports that you can own an autographed copy of the above print by going here.

In the next painting which I believe is called Chicken Poops on Steve’s Arm is also available. I mean really look at his face…it’s almost frightening.

Yes, that's right. Lou Holtz's heart, bring it back here. Think you can handle that?

Not shown: Cousin Eddie attempting to batter and deep-fry the rooster’s feet.

Now you might remember me writing about how the Gamecock players have trouble doing the simplest of things like riding mopeds. Well apparently there’s been yet another moped accident.

Kenny Miles a freshman tailback apparently figure out to operate the brakes which has led to God Spurrier enforcing a helmet rule.

“We’re going to start enforcing our guys to wear helmets on those scooters. We’ve got to do that. We’ve had about three or four accidents,” Spurrier said Wednesday. “Kenny Miles got scuffed up pretty good, so he’s out for a couple weeks. But he’s OK. He got his face – looked liked he slid into second base on a paved road.”

Of course it’s a law that they are required to wear a helmet…so I’m sure they will follow your rules instead unless those painting are causing bad judgment on the player’s part, which is always a possibility. Of course frequent use of the sweet icky weed would have the same effect.

Imagine getting high and then looking at those paintings….oh the humanity!

Posted in Marijuana, moped, Old Ball Sack Coach, SEC Coaches, SEC Football, South Carolina Gamecocks, Steve Spurrier, USC | Tagged: , , , , , , , | 3 Comments »

Florida player celebrates victory over Georgia by choking his soulmate

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on November 5, 2008

Imagine coming off that rather huge & impressive victory over the Georgia Bulldogs. You’re ready to party by grabbing some sweet icky weed, jorts, a dead woman’s credit card & and a AK-47. However those party favors lost their appeal for cornerback Jacques Rickerson so instead he decides to pull a Latrell Sprewell and choke his girlfriend.

An arrest report stated Rickerson was at the woman’s home and became upset when she told him to leave. Police said he hit the woman on the side of her face and choked her around the throat. When she screamed for help, he pushed her neck further into the mattress of the bed and used a pillow to cover her face.

After he let her go, the woman told police she tried to get out of the room but he blocked the door. He also took her cell phone when she said she was going to call police.

Officers reported the woman had visible injuries to her arm, neck and upper chest.

Of course being a Gator mean this isn’t Rickerson’s first run in with the po-po. Around a year ago he plead guilty to possession of having the sweet icky weed on him.

Urban Meyer has actually kicked Rickerson off the team saying:

“Jacques Rickerson is no longer part of our team – that is not what our program is about.”

So Rickerson gets kicked, but the dude holding the AK and shooting in the air doesn’t? Stay Classy Florida!

I just find it funny that Meyer said he would only recruit the top 1% of kids who have character. Maybe this was a “misunderstanding” like the Joyner situation?

All college teams have to deal with these situations. I just find it funny that Meyer tries to present himself as some specialist elitist.

urbanmeyerweiner

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Louisville suspends QB Simms For “Breaking Team Rules” I wonder what those rules could be…

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on August 21, 2008

Steve Garcia isn't impressed. Go Cocks! 🙂

Louisville quarterback Matt Simms was suspended for the team’s first four games of the season by Coach Steve Kragthorpe on Tuesday for the dreaded violation of team rules.

Simms is the son of former New York Giants quarterback Phil Simms and the brother of Tampa Bay Buccaneers whiny bitch quarterback Chris Simms.

Matt Simms will be eligible to return to the team when the Cardinals play at Memphis on Oct. 10.

Gee I wonder what those rules were. Maybe he overslept one morning due to spending majority of night in prayer.

Maybe he was late to a practice because he lost track of time while volunteering for the local D.A.R.E program.

It is possible that he was helping lead the on campus AA meeting and forget to break an appointment with his advisor.

Wait, I got it. He was cited for public disturbance because someone complained about him standing on the street corner preaching about the evils of drugs and alcohol.

Yeah the last one seems more plausible when you really think about it.

Posted in Big East, Dork, drugs, drunk, dumbass, Louisville Cardinals, Marijuana, mary jane, Matt Simms | Tagged: , , , , , , , , | Leave a Comment »

South Carolina Alum Cory Boyd Doesn’t Like Math

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on July 4, 2008

Cory Boyd, former running back for South Carolina, shows his professionalism at a NFL rookie symposium by getting into a fight with all of things, his own freaking teammate.

The symposium is attended by over 250 rookies with the intent on teaching them how to develop life skills like financial planning and getting adjusted to life as a professional. I think someone might have failed here.

Boyd & Aqib Talib was in a budget and finances meeting, where rookies from four teams were also present. Boyd and Talib had been mouthing off at one another. Then suddenly mouthing turned to blows.

Most likely they were arguing on whether to carry the one or not during a specific problem, or it could have been a fractions problem. Fractions tend to bring the unbridled anger of a dumbass out of people. That or Talib was probably talking about how much money he has vs. the 7th rounder Boyd. No comparison.

How come this isn’t really surprising to people? Boyd was suspended by coach God Spurrier in 2005 missing the complete season. When Boyd returned he had to apologize. On his first touchdown upon returning to school he looked into a camera and proclaimed:

“I’m back! I’m back liked cooked crack!”

Talib isn’t exactly angel either. He fell in the draft due to positive drug test results while at Kansas.

Bucs coach Jon Gruden has had high praise for Talib during recent workouts, calling him the future “face of the franchise.”

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Toke it on up Noah

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on May 27, 2008

The Gainesville Po Po arrested Joakim “I’m Going to Play for France in the Olympics” Noah with possession of the sweet stinky weed and getting his drink on.

An athlete who played in Florida in trouble with the law? I can’t believe it. Then again I would smoke weed too if I had to look at that mug in the mirror everyday….. Have you seen the suits this clown wears? Only a stoner would think they look good. He sucks anyway.

Gainesville police spokesman Sgt. Rick Roberts says Noah was arrested around 1:50 a.m. Sunday after an officer spotted him on a sidewalk holding a plastic cup containing an amber drink, a violation of city law. During a search at the station, officers found marijuana in his pocket which he was to stupid to dump before hand.

Noah was released after signing a notice to appear before a judge — standard procedure for such offenses. He could face up to 6 months in jail and a $500 fine for the Mary Jane charge.

Bulls spokesman Tim Hallam said general manager John Paxson “did express to Joakim his disappointment in his actions this weekend” and added: “Until we gather further information on this situation, we won’t be making any further comment.” And then added “Besides everyone knows Josh Howard is a toker and he’s man…we were all umm….worried about Noah’s ‘manhood’. And quite frankly so was his father.”

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Remember I still need “bail” money!!! Click here for details.

Posted in Chicago Bulls, Crime & Punishment, drugs, Florida Gators, Florida Sucks, Joakim Noah, Little Bitch, Marijuana, NBA | Tagged: , , , , , , , , | 3 Comments »