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Wow…who knew that NBC + 3D = Orgasm

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on January 6, 2009

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I think it was Olbermann. Someone must have been carrying a mirror through the studio.


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Anchors Aweigh!!!!!!!!!

Posted by Joel Jackson on November 4, 2007


This is a congratulatory post about the United States Naval Academy Midshipmen defeating the “vaunted” Notre Dame Krispy Kremes in triple overtime, 46-44, ending a 43 game losing streak to Notre Dame. This win by our fine Navy proves that they have the real golden helmets.

There are two reasons why I an posting about the Naval Academy. Scratch that, three reasons. Reason #1 is because I have had family members to serve in the Navy. I myself did not serve, and looking back, maybe I should have. But I have always rooted for Navy any chance that I got.

Reason #2 is that by rooting for Navy this week, seeing as though Tennessee is facing some Louisiana school not named LSU, I am missing my alma matter’s homecoming (Tennessee State University, see “About The Writers” section), and I was forced to locally watch on ABC here in Houston the Texas-Oklahoma State choke job, it gave me a sense of happiness that something went right today.

The final reason is that my love for Navy and the rest of our fine Armed Services is almost superceded by my utter disdain and hatred for any and all things Notre Dame. This school has been overrated for thousands of years and hasn’t done squat consistently since Lou Holtz was cheating to get recruits (allegedly). While the school may be fine in academics, the school athletically has been riding the coattails of past glory in the athletic department, especially in football. Do not even get me started on the Ty Willingham thing. I can’t even get past “Suffering Succotash, Spitting Ass” Lou Holtz and his “Pep Talks” that never seem to work, much less talk about all that happened after he “resigned”. Plus, their “National Contract” with NBC is the worst waste of money that the Peacock has shelled out this side of the XFL.

By Navy winning today, I will sleep very well tonight, knowing that our country is in safe hands. Though they may get down and lose a battle, the war will ultimately be a Navy victory. Game ball goes to Kaipo-Noa Kaheaku-Enhada, the valiant Navy QB who led his team to victory. I now know that the terrorists won’t win…

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