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First off I have great news. Joel has more than survived his epic bout with Hurricane Ike. Joel suffered no damage however he does not power, but him and his family are safe & dry. He would like to thank all the people that were praying for him.
His next bout will be with the government over the fleecing of gas that has occurred with this hurricane. Did you know that oil prices actually dropped last Friday? Of course not because they spiked to a staggering amount. These refineries only produce 25% of this nation’s gas, and some of that is exported. Nevertheless gas should only go up by 25%, big government should step in but never will.
Ok I just had to get that off my chest. That will be one of few times you’ll see something political on this blog…unless I find some hot photos of Sarah Palin. Is so wrong to lust after a female running for vice president?
South Florida decided to show some Big East pride by beating Kansas. This was a great game. The Kansas QB is awesome. It would be foolish of teams in the NFL not to draft him. I don’t care how tall he is. Think how good Doug Flutie could have been. Trust me there are a lot of NFL teams kicking themselves for not drafting him because of his height.
The Kansas QB reminds me of Vince Young except not as tall, stronger, more accurate, and not suicidal and he isn’t whiner.
Hyped games like the Nuts verses the Contraceptives suck. The SoCal-Ohio State was b-o-r-i-n-g. Let’s face it. Right now SoCal is that good. I don’t care if Beanie Wells didn’t play. The score wouldn’t have changed that much.
Under hyped games rule!! Kansas-South Florida & Fresno State-Wisconsin were awesome games.
Georgia failed to impress. However some of you might remember back in August that I predicted that Garcia would make his debut in the Georgia game and I was right. Self ^5.
Oklahoma continues to impress as Ty Willingham might need to start packing his bags.
Missouri looks great!
LSU did what LSU was supposed to do and beat a nobody team convincingly.
Does Auburn have an offense or is the defense of Miss. State that good?
The Tide continues to roll and they will be rolling next week as they play the worst SEC team in Arkansas. And even though the Texas-Arkansas was postponed, Texas would have crushed them.
East Carolina pulls out a squeaker and the R-E-S-P-E-C-T factor is falling with them as it is with Georgia Tech as well.
People better watch out for Ole Miss and Nebraska.
Everyone point and laugh at the PAC 10 this week. Sure USC rolled and Oregon pulled out a miracle but Arizona State lost to UNLV, UCLA got ass raped by the Mormons of BYU, Cal lost to Maryland….that right there deserves a LOL.
The ACC isn’t fairing any better as well with Virginia losing to UCONN big. Remember UCONN struggled against Temple last week.
Cutcliff is winning at Duke though. Way to go Coach!
Oh La La almost pulled off another epic upset against Illinois yesterday.
Penn State looks impressive I mean very impressive.
Oklahoma State continues to roll and roll big.
OMG Kentucky is undefeated.
Utah continues to roll. How important will the Utah-BYU game this year?
The Notre Dame defense looks good then again it was against Michigan. However Charlie Weis is more man than Tom Brady by electing not to have surgery on his busted up leg. Get better Coach I hate to pick on gimps.
I have a post coming up about the Tennessee game.
Did anyone notice how Herbstreit finally admits Mark Sanchez will probably be a Heisman finalist after side stepping the question?
Finally has anyone noticed how eerily similar that USC QB Mark Sanchez resembles Richard Ramirez AKA the serial killer known as the Night Stalker? (Insert scary music here)
First off everyone stop for a moment and point and laugh at the Big Least. The years of fooling the college football world with smoke and mirrors and weak scheduling are over.
WVU falls to East Carolina and it was never even close. Somewhere Rich Rodriguez is laughing because he never lost to East Carolina.
How hot is the name “Skip Holtz” right now? I’ve been to various teams message boards since yesterday and a lot teams whose coaches are in the hot seat want him. For example:…………………………………………………………………………………………………..
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South Carolina
Clemson
Tennessee
Syracuse
Arkansas
Louisville
Washington
Pittsburgh
Notre Dame
Speaking of Syracuse how is it pathetic to lose to Akron. Other Big Least fail boats are Uconn & Pittsburgh. Sure Uconn won yesterday but it took an overtime to beat Temple. Are you kidding me? And Pitt struggled with Buffalo.
The best team in the Big Least is Cincinnati. Sure they lost yesterday but it’s difficult to go to Oklahoma and win.
Oh yeah you can continue pointing and laughing at the ACC. Way to go Maryland.
Ohio State should drop in the polls due to their dismal performance against Ohio.
Miami will be scary good by the middle of this season. And what a rank amateur move it was on Urban Meyer’s part to kick that last field goal. He could have let Miami have the ball on the 10 yard line. That was disgraceful.
Something else that is disgraceful is the PAC 10 refs. What an idiotic call yesterday involving Washington and BYU.
Arkansas better step it up or they will not win a conference game all year.
Notre Dame Football still sucks. If San Diego St. didn’t make some stupid mistakes they would have won that game.
Under the raider teams
Nebraska
Mississippi (I always knew Coach 0 could recruit now they have a coach.)
Clemson they will bounce back
Air Force
F$U
Cal
Georgia Tech
Iowa
Purdue
Oklahoma State
Vandy
TCU
Kansas St.
Arizona
Indiana
Teams that impressed
East Carolina
Wisconsin
Georgia
Oregon
Kentucky
Cal
Miami in a loss that game was closer than what the score dictates
Texas
Oklahoma
Missouri
TCU
Teams that failed to impress
Ohio State
Michigan
Illinois
Auburn
Texas A&M
Arkansas
Alabama
Kansas
South Florida
Utah
Texas Tech.
Texas
Schools that might be looking a new coach next year
Arkansas
Syracuse (that guy is a goner)
Pitt (him to)
Texas A&M
Tennessee (I had to)
Michigan
Washington
Colorado
Notre Dame
Virginia
Maryland
Memphis
Louisville
Even the water girls of Ole Miss are hotties much like their cheerleaders.
The Miami cheerleaders are hot in a soft-core porn sort of way
Irreverent NFL running back LenDale White a former Southern Cal player to proclaim that he thinks Ohio State sucks on “Rome Is Burning” which airs on ESPN. So everyone gather around your TV and pop some popcorn to watch this less than historic event.
If for some reason you can’t watch it today then I have a special treat for you. Here is the audio of it.
As head coach of the Ohio State Buckeyes, Hayes led his teams to a 205-61-10 record (.761), including three national championships (1954, 1957 and 1968), 13 Big Ten conference championships, and four of the team’s eight Rose Bowl appearances. Hayes considered the “greatest victory” of his career the 42-21 win over the University of Southern California during the 1974 Rose Bowl. Three-time winner of The College Football Coach of the Year Award Hayes was the subject of more varied and colorful anecdotal material than any other coach past or present, including fabled Knute Rockne.
So yeah he’s a really big deal in Ohio. So what’s the best way to honor the man, myth and legacy? Starting Ohio State defensive tackle Doug Worthington has the answer!!
Get a DUI just outside Ohio Stadium, on Woody Hayes Drive. Brilliant!!!
Something about that picture of Worthington that makes me think:
“Hey babe, how ya doin’?”
According to the incident report from OSU police, Worthington was cited for driving his white Cadillac Escalade 41 miles per hour in a 25 mile per hour zone & his blood alcohol content was between .08 and .17 on a breath test.
Worthington was arrested over the weekend and charged with operating a vehicle while intoxicated. According to OSU campus police records, he was charged at 3:13 a.m. Saturday.
He is a starting defensive tackle and a redshirt junior who started 11 games for the Buckeyes last season.
He could be facing a hearing before a faculty and student panel which would determine whether he faces a potential suspension from school. He also faces wrath of the coaching staff during preseason practice & demotion on the depth chart.
But that’s ok. He was just honoring good ole Woody. The kid is 20. He’s not supposed to be drinking at all but that’s beside the point. My guess is there definitely has to be disciplinary action because he deserves it, & also to set the right precedent something I’ll admit Ohio State is good at.
Carson Palmer, the former Heisman winning QB for SoCal and current Cincinnati Bengals QB, has a clear message for Ohio State fans. He can’t stand them at least that’s what he said Los Angeles radio show.
“I cannot stand the Buckeyes. It’s amazing to hear what those guys think about that university and what they think about that football program and Tressel and all the crap I gotta put up with being back there.
I just can’t wait for two years from now when SC comes to the ‘Shoe and hopefully we’ll have a home game that weekend and I can go up there and watch us pound on them in their own turf
I’m really getting sick of it and I just can’t wait for this game to get here so they can come out to the Coliseum and experience LA and get an old-fashioned Pac-10 butt-whoopin’ and go back to the Big Ten.”
Yes, Carson is certainly making new fans everyday. If this keeps up I’m sure the rumor mill will start turning to a certain quarterback named Brett F**re (I refuse to type his name) coming to the Bengals.
Another championship game, another disappointment for Ohio State and the Big Eleven 10. What makes the SEC so special to its fans and so dominate verses to teams outside the SEC? It’s simple really and to explain it I’ll quote Eleanor Roosevelt “America is all about speed. Hot, nasty, badass speed” and that’s what SEC is about speed.
Don’t believe me? Did you watch the game last night? Ohio (we fucking lost 3 national championship games in a row) State know exactly what I’m writing about. LSU spotted them 10 points before rolling off 31 points unanswered. The final score doesn’t indicate just how bad Ohio State was beaten last night. After all Ohio State is 0-9 verses SEC teams in bowls for a good reason.
To make matters worse this bowl season proves that the BCS doesn’t work. Ohio State had no business being there in the title game. Look at the some of the teams they played to get there.
Youngstown State
Akron
Washington
Northwestern
Minnesota
Purdue
Kent State
WTF? The highest rated team they played was a very overrated Purdue team and they were like rated 22. The scary thing is I believe Georgia is actually faster than LSU. The SEC will continue to get stronger while the Big Eleven 10 will continue to get weaker.
Just how weak is the Big Eleven 10? Here’s the final Jeff Sagarintm rankings by conference as an example.
1 SOUTHEASTERN
2 PAC-10
3 BIG 12
4 BIG EAST
5 ATLANTIC COAST
6 BIG TEN
7 MOUNTAIN WEST
8 I-A INDEPENDENTS
9 WESTERN ATHLETIC
10 SOUTHERN
Wait the ACC is ranked higher? Bahahahahaha. That’s mortifying. No wonder Ohio State students decided to try and torch their own town after getting their asses handed to them. One would think another buckeye helmet sticker would make them feel better.
I believe the Georgia president was right when he said this:
“I believe the season is already too long and demands too much of athletes and the universities that serve them,” Adams said at a news conference. “But this year’s experience with the BCS forces me to the conclusion that the current system has lost public confidence and simply does not work.”
No shit. Even though it’s brave of you to state that and send it in a letter, but seriously the fans have been saying that for years. (I had the video from ESPN.com but for some reason it wouldn’t work on this site)
Joel: TCU-Houston has no coach because Art Briles took the death sentence…I mean Baylor job…
Me: TCU-Coolest Mascot name “The Horny Toads”
EMERALD BOWL San Francisco
Dec. 28, 8:30 p.m. (ESPN) Maryland (6-6) vs. Oregon State (8-4)
Joel: Oregon St.-Love the nickname “Beavers”, as in plural. Just keep the gay rams away
Me: Maryland-Fattie Ralph always wins these types of games
MEINEKE CAR CARE BOWL Charlotte, N.C.
Dec. 29, 1 p.m. (ESPN) UConn (9-3) vs. Wake Forest (8-4)
Joel: Wake Forest-In a battle of Dunkin Donuts (UConn) vs. Krispy Kremes (WF), gotta go with the Southern favorite
Me: Wake Forest-because they’re playing a Big Least team
LIBERTY BOWL Memphis, Tenn.
Dec. 29, 4:30 p.m. (ESPN) Mississippi State (7-5) vs. UCF (10-3)
Joel: Miss. St-More Cowbell
Me: Miss State-Let the Crooming begin!
ALAMO BOWL San Antonio
Dec. 29, 8 p.m. (ESPN) Penn State (8-4) vs. Texas A&M (7-5)
Joel: Penn St.-Does JoePa realize he is GREATLY overpaid???
Me: Penn St.-Texas A&M’s newest coach is to busy being an assistant for a losing NFL team.
INDEPENDENCE BOWL Shreveport, La.
Dec. 30, 8 p.m. (ESPN) Colorado (6-6) vs. Alabama (6-6)
Joel: Colorado-Alabama won’t be beaten by the Fightin Nutria of Louisiana-Monroe, but they can eat some in Shreveport. Nothin’ says luvin’ like nutria in the oven
Me: This is bullshit!!! Joel & I had a rock, paper, scissors contest. The winner got to choose Colorado. He cheated so I’m forced to pick Alabama.
ARMED FORCES BOWL Fort Worth, Texas
Dec. 31, 12:30 p.m. (ESPN) Cal (6-6) vs. Air Force (9-3)
Joel: Air Force-A motivated serviceman vs. an unmotivated hippie??? Gee, I wonder who to pick
Me: Air Force-Because Cal seems to be the South Carolina of the PAC 10. (snicker)
SUN BOWL El Paso, Texas
Dec. 31, 2 p.m.(ESPN) USF (9-3) vs. Oregon (8-4)
Joel: South Florida-Which team is worse right now???
Me: Oregon-Ryan Leaf’s younger brother is playing well, making Ryan look less douche like.
HUMANITARIAN BOWL Boise, Idaho
Dec. 31, 2 p.m. (ESPN2) Fresno State (8-4) vs. Georgia Tech (7-5)
Joel: Fresno St.-Love the Bulldogs coach Craig Stadler, I mean Paul Teutel, I mean Pat Hill. Has one man reminded you of so many???
Me: Fresno St-The only conference that is as bad as the Big Least is the ACC. And GT is coach-less. Read the rest of this entry »
The Ohio State Marching Band practicing formations when they see the half time score.
For the second time in two years, Ohio State will play for the national championship. Unlike last year, this they got completely lucky to be in the position they’re in & they realize that. Also, unlike last year, this year they know good & well that they aren’t liked by anyone, including people in Ohio. Story
“In all likelihood we will be the underdog because pretty much everyone on earth hates us,” offensive tackle Kirk Barton said Sunday night.
“That’s cool. We’re going to be playing in Louisiana against LSU and SEC Nation. So, it’s just one of those things we’ll probably end up being the underdog, but that’s fine with us. We’ve played in hostile games before. It’ll be a lot of fun.”
Son, you haven’t seen hostile yet. Imagine some of the fans there want to come down from the stands, rip your head off & skull fuck you, and those aren’t the fans that smell like corn dogs (LSU) either. The LSU fans want to do a lot worse than that. Now, that’s hostile.
“We understand that people are going to question (us) about last year and people are going to remember that,” linebacker James Laurinaitis said. “People are really going to question how legit we are as a team going into this game. That’s something that’s just a real issue, a real fact. We can’t change that. We just have to prepare the best that we can and go down there and play the best we can.”
People question you because you’re 0-8 verses SEC teams in bowl games. They question the conference you’re in, after all there’s 11 teams and yet you still call yourselves the Big 10. Mostly they question how a team who played such a “powerhouse” schedule, with teams like Youngstown State, Akron & Kent State can even make in the title game to begin with. The local high school here played Kent State and won by 40 for God’s sake. “Nothing surprises me in football,” Ohio State coach Jim Tressel said. “Would I have predicted exactly what happened yesterday? Probably not. But you might not have predicted what happened the whole season.”
I remember everyone and their mother predicting an Ohio State victory before Florida bitch slapped you back to Columbus. Of course you didn’t learn your lesson, so they bitched slapped you again in basketball.
“It was crazy. To see those teams go down like that unexpectedly, it was a great feeling,” quarterback Todd Boeckman said. “(It required) a little bit of everything, I guess. A little bit of praying, a little bit of hoping. We just felt we had an opportunity. It’s surprising both of them lost, but it’s a good deal for us.”
More like a good deal for the SEC, because they will yet another national championship off the blood, sweat & tears of another overrated Ohio State team.
“There’s definitely a stigma around Ohio State because of last year,” cornerback Malcolm Jenkins said. “But that’s something we can’t control. All we can do is try to win this game.”
The highest ranked opponent you guys played all was 20th ranked Purdue, who was yet another over ranked & over hyped team. Personally I’m glad you guys made it in. I haven’t laughed so much at a football game since the great Florida-Ohio State game of last year. But I don’t hate you, I only truly hate one team and it’s not you. But I pity your fans who will be crying again this year. This time I hope they’re at least a little quieter about it.
I hate Forbes, I really do. However I’m working mad OT at work and I’m tired so I’m going to write about this. I’ll be working mad OT next week as well.
Notre Lame Dame. Value 101 Million. Clearly there’s a lot of morons out there who pull for losing teams.
Texas. Value 92 Million. Thank part-time pot head Matthew McConaughey for that.
Georgia Value 90 Million. Might be third on Forbes list but second in SEC east. (Snicker)
Michigan Value 85 Million. That number might drop after the Appy State loss.
Florida Value 84 Million. I wonder if that includes the stolen items and drug money.
LSU Value 76 Million. People love corndogs, at least their fans love smelling like them.
The Good Guys. Tennessee Value 74 Million GO VOLS!
Auburn Value 73 Million. War (Cha Ching) Eagle
Satan’s team Alabama Value 72 Million. Even at this Auburn beats them.
Ohio State Value71 Million. They’re used to losing to SEC teams.
Oklahoma Value 70 Million. Let’s see Mike Gundy yell about that.
South Carolina Value 69 Million. WTF? Does Forbes know they’re operating in red?
Penn State Value 69 Million. Even though it’s the same value as Carolina, Forbes has sense enough to rank Carolina higher.
USC (The one that wins championships Value 53 Million. My my my that’s not good.
Arkansas Value 53 Million. I wonder if that number will go up after a new coach is hired.
Texas A&M Value 50 Million. This number should skyrocket since that prick Coach Fran is gone.
Washington Value 50 Million. No not the Redskins, but Pac 10 Huskies.
Nebraska Value 49 Million. Callahan has ruined that program more ways than one.
Michigan State Value 44 Million. WTF? They have fans? If so why?
Wisconsin Value 43 Million. Cheese makes more money.
Notice anything? I did. No ACC teams and praise God no West Virginia & no Big Least teams period. Six of top ten were SEC schools. That conference rules in more ways than one.
God must either hate West Virginia or he shows them love by making them suffer though the fact that Missouri jumped them to become the #1 in the latest BCS poll. That benevolent father, what a prankster.
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Speaking of Syracuse how is it pathetic to lose to Akron. Other Big Least fail boats are Uconn & Pittsburgh. Sure Uconn won yesterday but it took an overtime to beat Temple. Are you kidding me? And Pitt struggled with Buffalo.
Irreverent NFL running back LenDale White a former Southern Cal player to proclaim that he thinks Ohio State sucks on “Rome Is Burning” which airs on ESPN. So everyone gather around your TV and pop some popcorn to watch this less than historic event.
So yeah he’s a really big deal in Ohio. So what’s the best way to honor the man, myth and legacy? Starting Ohio State defensive tackle Doug Worthington has the answer!!
Worthington was arrested over the weekend and charged with operating a vehicle while intoxicated. According to OSU campus police records, he was charged at 3:13 a.m. Saturday.
Your Mother Slept With Wilt Chamberlain 