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Alcohol + Rednecks + Camera = Stupidity

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on January 21, 2008

Before I begin, let me say that I realize hardly anyone in the LSU family shares these same thoughts that are given in the video below. That being said if anyone, LSU fan or not, knows the men in the video below please do Joel and myself a favor, knock the shit out of them and show this video to their bosses.

WARNING RACIEST REDNECK COMMENTS IN THE VIDEO BELOW.

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Posted in LSU Tigers, retarded, SEC Football, stupid | Tagged: , , , | 3 Comments »

The Revelations After a Saturdays Worth of Football Week 14

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on December 2, 2007

What a season it’s been. My greatest wish would be for not to end. This is the final edition of my revelations for the year 2007.

Hawaii remains unbeaten. Who cares.

The ACC championship game couldn’t even sell out. Sorry.

Missouri you and West Virginia should play each other in the “Biggest Overrated Jokes of College Football” bowl.

Rich Rodriguez you were crying at the press conference after the game. THERE’S NO CRYING IN FOOTBALL!! Unless it involves a death. You’re the shining example of what most everyone thinks of your conference: Weak & Pathetic.

Also while I’m still on West Virginia I noticed every time Pitt had the ball and was in the huddle the PA guy played Metallica, Guns & Roses & Manson. Jesus that’s sad, update your CD collection.


Goth chicks go to WVU games to hear Marilyn Manson

LSU didn’t really beat Tennessee, Erik Ainge did.

I’m beginning the hate that Dr. Pepper commercial of the fat football player.

USC still owns the PAC 10

The Big Least officiating makes the SEC officiating look good. Or West Virginia didn’t pay the refs enough.

Les Miles is a sound byte machine.

Kentucky basketball really, really sucks

How the crutches Wannstedt was on survived the night is beyond me.

Anyone else notice that the mics were a little to close on the Pitt bench? I clearly heard what Wannstedt said to the ref after the 2 fathom holding penalties.

Best image of the night is….

Like Joel said “Thank God of Pitt”

So I profess on this day 12/02/07

TtT

 

Posted in ACC Football, Big Twelve Football, Coach Rich Rodriguez, Dave Wannstedt, Erik Ainge, ESPN, Hawaii Warriors, Kentucky Wildcats, LSU Tigers, Pac 10, Pitt Panthers, refs, retarded, Rocky Top, SEC Coaches, SEC Football, Tennessee Volunteers, The Big East, University of Southern Cal, upsets, Virginia Tech, West Virginia Mountaineers, whiners, white trash, WVU | Tagged: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 4 Comments »

The Revelations After a Saturdays Worth of Football Week 12

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on November 18, 2007

Yesterday wasn’t as exciting as the previous past Saturdays have been, but still for the 11th time this season, a team in the top 5 lost to a non-ranked team.

Good job Texas Tech but I have a few points to make.

Mike Leach talks about how officials are against him but those officials robbed OU of a touchdown.

It’s commendable that you didn’t want to run up the score on your friend Bob Stoops, it almost cost you the game

The Texas Tech cheerleaders are hot.

The Oklahoma QB, Sam Bradford, looks like a retarded caveman. Moving on….

Coach 0 almost looked like a coach yesterday and you could understand what he was saying, OK Ole Miss where’s the real Coach 0 at?

West Virginia almost lost, damn it Cincinnati learn to finish the job.

If Georgia committed those four turn overs at Kentucky they might not have won.

BC didn’t beat Clemson, those receivers that can’t seem to catch a ball that is placed perfectly beat Clemson.

Who would have thought that one of the biggest games of the year would Missouri & Kansas.

Well Notre Dame can finally look away, your horrible season is over.

Fulmer is like a resilient cockroach, no matter how hard he tries to get fired he finds a way to win.

How Penn State could let Michigan State comeback like that is beyond me.

What ever to that team that hammered Tennessee without mercy? No not Alabama, the other one, no not Florida, that other one, yes Cal…maybe Aberclay will answer that one for me. 😉

With Houston Nutt rumors swirling around his retirement, I see….I see a a…Baylor job in his near future.

I’m sick and tired of seeing about every damn Chick-Fil-A commercial they run this year.

There’s a lot of big games coming up this week. I’ll try to preview some of them.

Finally Lloyd Carr…I said at the beginning of the season he was retiring, it appears I’m right. Ohio State will really miss him.

So I profess on this day 11/18/07

TtT

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Coach 0 Isn’t Going Anywhere Soon

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on November 6, 2007

Even though various anti Ed Orgeron websites such as Fire Coach0 have popped up, Coach 0 and Incredible Hulk fans can relax because the retarded strong coach and his sidekick Jerrell “I Can Spell Kat” Powe are going to be at Ole Miss for quite some time. In an recent interview with the chancellor of Ole Miss, Robert Khayat, he states that he seriously ♥’s Coach 0, and it kinda looks rather unhealthy at that.

“I’m very high on Ed Orgeron,” Khayat said in a recent interview with The Associated Press. “(I’m) very loyaland supportive to him and committed to him.”

“I really believe we cn only succeed if we unite and play together,” Khayat said. “So the people who make negative comments about Coach Orgeron and our football team really serve no purpose. Constructive criticism is fine. But negative comments of fire the coach is not the way to do this.”

“First of all I thought he was a real football man — good looking, I thought, strong, aggressive, competitive, excited,” Khayat said. “And he had the record of being the best recruiter in the country.”

Well, “those people” as you put it do serve a purpose, it’s called revenue for the school. I’ll admit since Coach 0 has only been there since 2005 it is a little early to be calling for his head, but as the chancellor one would think that Khayat could have worded his comments a little different. It’s rather insulting to dissatisfied Ole Miss tickets holder and supporters who have been critical of Coach 0. As for as the unhappy fans I’ll just quote Joel and say “Does anyone realize this is OLE MISS FOOTBALL that we are talking about???” end quote.


Yes that’s Coach 0 under there

What I do find a little strange is that the chancellor is committed to Coach 0 and found him good looking. As a dude the last thing I would say in public much less in an interview is I found the Raging Cajun tit twisting retarded strong coach as good looking. That’s way to much man love there.

Now Coach 0, in talking about when he first arrived to the campus, states:

“yaw yaw yaw craw fish yaw yaw yaw Brent Schaffer” which translates to:

“I get here and it’s just negative, negative, negative, negative,”

He goes on further to say:

“yaw yaw yaw Jerrell Powe yaw yaw Egg Bowl yaw yaw yaw liberal media yaw yaw footbaw yaw yaw” which translates to:

“We got ridiculed for it here,” Orgeron said. “I didn’t understand. I really didn’t. That really freaked me out. I mean, what’s wrong? And it really irked me that a lot of the things I said (that appeared in the media) came from someone in that room.

“Khayat said he’ll stand by Orgeron, even if it takes six years to turn the program around.”

Sweet that gives me a lot of time to poke at Coach 0. 😉

So I profess on this day 11/06/07.

TtT

Posted in boo birds, coach o, Ed Orgeron, mentally challenged, ole miss rebels, retarded, SEC Coaches | Tagged: , , , , , , | 1 Comment »

Just Fire The Guy Already!!!!!!!!

Posted by Joel Jackson on November 5, 2007

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So apparently Texas A&M is reportedly negotiating a buyout with head football coach Dennis Franchione. Yes, that Coach Fran, who left Alabama after 1 year for A&M, has done absolutely squat since arriving, and who was apparently selling inside information to 12 boosters for $1,200 a pop, even though his annual salary was $2.6 million. In the interest of full disclosure, the NCAA is looking into the situation as potential rules violations may have occurred.

Word around the Aggie Bonfire is that the language in Coach Fran’s contract may allow the school to outright let the “embattled” coach go without having to pay a penalty due to his website and possible violations of HIPPA. Let’s not forget that he has been a crappy coach.

So why in the hell would A&M not just fire him??? Why wait??? The Aggies still have to go to a VERY loaded Missouri team and then the annual Texas butt-kicking (I know, A&M won last year, and a broken clock is right twice a day). Let him go. He screwed himself out of a buyout with his website.

I know Texas A&M has some powerful boosters with deep pockets, but money talks. Also, if the rumor about going after Tommy Tuberville, you are gonna have to pay Auburn for the buyout in his contract ($6 million) plus whatever his annual salary will be. Plus, why string Coach Fran along??? Let him go so that he can find the next tiny D-1A school to coach, since hardly anyone would hire him as an offensive coach (quick: name 5 teams that still run the option. I will spot you Navy).

On a related note, for any other schools that may be looking at a coaching change (Nebraska, UCLA, Arkansas), go ahead and fire these coaches. Why string it along??? Plus, by letting these guys go early, it will give your school ample time to find the replacement. Do it, and LET THE COACH STEALING BEGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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