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Fo Shizzle Snoop Dogg & Les Miles are new BFFs

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on August 1, 2008

Apparently Snoop Dogg is no longer a SoCal fan. Snoop Dogg made a cameo appearance during Miles’ speech to the weekly meeting of local business people. They were brought together by their common belief that before you dig you out a bitch, you have to find a contraceptive.

I wish I was an LSU recruit. I could picture my parents sitting on the couch as Coach Miles & ‘Recruiter Snoop” come in with 3 bitches, a water bong, and more narcotics than a Colombian cargo plane

“I just wanted to give my love and support to coach Miles,” Snoop Dogg said as he briefly stepped behind the podium. “I met him last night.

“So you’ve got my love and support, from S.C. I’m here to support him.”

“Ben Miles is all over Snoop’s stuff. I found every guy around him is a former coach or player, and he runs a league of youth football and provides opportunities for young people. I defend his music, and am much more a fan of the person.” Miles said.

Snoop must be so relieved to have Les Miles coming to the defense of his music. Rumor has it that Saban’s going to the mattresses. He’s calling in Fiddy.

Les Miles reportedly ended the press conference proclaiming “We don’t you Hos, I’m out tha doe”

Ben Miles may be all over Snoop's stuff, but Les Miles is apparently terrified of him.

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